4. In where Elmo kills Darth Vader

The next day, the sun shone, and Darth Vader woke up back into his own home.

What the, he thought. How did I end up back here.

Darth Vader wished he had spoken it out loud. But he could do that. Someone was knocking on the door and saying, 'Vader, VADER open up.' It was the emperor. What did he want this time? Darth Vader went to go open the door. When he did, the emperor for the first time ever had run in.

'Vader,' he was saying panting, 'we're being attacked by some monsters from another galaxy.'

'What, they knew we were here.' barked Darth Vader.

Then suddenly he woke up again still at his home. So it was a dream not the real thing. He got up from the chair.

'What the,' said Vader. 'How did I end up back here?'

'Because I brought you here,' answered a familiar voice.

Darth Vader turned to his door to find Elmo coming into his room. But then Darth Vader lost his senses and did not want to fight Elmo.

'Where's that Cookie Monster I met last time?' asked Vader to himself.

'I've killed him,' replied Elmo evilly.

'Oh god,' cried Darth Vader, 'this can't be true.'

'You're right, because it isn't.'

'It isn't.'

Darth Vader woke up for the last time, and then he found himself back in Sesame Street.

He got up and then he went to go find Cookie Monster, to tell him that they were going to fight Elmo. Darth Vader didn't have the bad luck anymore. He was now brave enough to go out and fight. Vader didn't actually know where Cookie Monster was, he never got a chance to go and play at his home the other day.

So then he shouted out: 'Cookie Monster.'

'Me busy at moment,' replied a gruffly voice.

'You can't be busy,' said Vader. 'We've got to go out and fight Elmo.'

'You don't deserve me help,' said Cookie Monster.

'Come on.'

'Go away!'

So Darth Vader did. Suddenly Elmo went right in front of him. He then got out the same lightsaber as Vader.

'So Elmo heard you're ready to fight,' said Elmo. 'And where's your other friend.'

'He can't come,' said Darth Vader.

'That's too bad. Because Elmo talked to him last night, and told him he should join Elmo instead of you.'

By this time, Vader became angry and got out his lightsaber and started fighting Elmo.

'NO STOP!' shouted Cookie Monster. 'THAT NOT TRUE! YOU DID NOT TELL ME TO JOIN YOU!'

'Alright then,' said Darth Vader. 'Come and help Cookie Monster.'

So he did. Cookie Monster got out a blue lightsaber. Elmo had a green one. Both Vader and Cookie Monster started whiling their weapons at Elmo. But Elmo kept doing it back. They tried to get his legs but Elmo jumped. So everyone stopped for a moment.

'You have anger in your souls,' said Elmo.

'Don't worry,' said Cookie Monster. 'Me not angry.'

'But we will win this little red monster.'

So they started fighting again. And now there were people looking through their windows to see the duel. The lightsabers' hums made the battlers' ears hurt a little but they could still keep up with it. The duelers stopped again.

'You should not have been detected by me.' said Darth Vader.

'Well that couldn't help Elmo,' said Elmo.

They started whiling their lightsabers again. Suddenly, Elmo chopped Vader's hand off.

'Why you!' he yelled.

But Elmo got him in the stomach, then he kicked him to the ground and started rubbing his lightsaber on Vader's back. Which was killing him. Then Darth Vader had died.

'He was me friend,' said Cookie Monster and yelled, 'YOU KILLED ME FRIEND!'

This time, he started to go good on Elmo. They whiled their lightsabers over and over and over again. Hitting one each others weapons. Then Elmo got Cookie Monster's arm. Cookie Monster fell down on the floor, and became weak. Elmo shut up his lightsaber.

'Just for once,' said Cookie Monster. 'You can find new friend who loves cookies like me.

But for now you can...' but his words had lost, and he died.

'Cookie Monster,' asked Elmo tears coming out from his eyes, 'are you dead?'

Suddenly, Cookie Monster opened up his eyes and just growled, 'NO!' Then he got right back up. He unzipped of himself and became Darth Vader again.

'But how did you,' said Elmo.

'See for yourself,' replied Darth Vader.

Elmo went to go and open the helmet, that was on the other Vader. When he took it off, it was the emperor.

'You fool!' he barked almost dying.

'So where's Cookie Monster?' asked Elmo, then he heard a familiar voice say, 'Me still in house.'

'So this is the end Elmo,' said Darth Vader.

Elmo was standing back, then stepped on the emperor's hand which caused him to electrocute Vader. And then Darth Vader was getting destroyed. Then suddenly, he died. Elmo got his foot off the emperor's hand. The people of Sesame Street were clapping their hands, to show that Elmo had done a good job and had defeated someone evil.

'Just like the old times,' he said to himself.

Soon the government went to reward him.