Chapter 3: Engagement Disaster
Disclaimer: I do not own Nintedo nor the characters of Nintendo.
"OH MY GOD SHE'S DEAD" cried out Daisy.
"WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED" cried Mario. Just then Mario, Luigi, and Daisy heard foot steps. They all decided to get weapons to protect the princess from any harm. Once the foot steps got closer Luigi chucked a spear at the person. It just barley missed him and nearly killed a toad.
" WHAT IN BLUE BLAZZEZ IS GOING ON AROUND HERE!" screamed the man in fear. But it wasn't a man, it was a toad. It looked different from all the other ones and sounded different too. His mushroom cap had a khaki color and the spots instead of one of the colors of the rainbow it was brown. He looked kind of old too. Considering the white mustache and the cane which had a golden rod and his mushroom cap as the ball.
"What and Who in the hell are you?" asked Luigi in a surprised voice.
"Well I am a toad of course and my name is Toadsworth. I am the princess's secretary. Ever since that poor girl's parents died I had to take care of her myself." said Toadsworth brushing the dirt off his little purple and red stripped jacket. " And you my dear I remember you, your um….. Uhhh…. Dandelion?"
"Close I'm Daisy Princess of Sarasaland. God I haven't seen you in a while Toadsworth how has it been going?" said Daisy in a pissed off curiosity way.
" I have been doing fine Princess and.." Toadsworth stops and opens his mouth widely as he saw the princess, lying there on the floor still glowing. He then looks at Mario. He screams out in joy and started to do some kind of jig.
"Why the Hell are you screaming for joy? She's Fucking DEAD!" yelled Mario.
" Wait are you the one that freed her?" asked Toadsworth happily.
" What are you talking about, I am going to marry her for gods sakes. She said yes, started to glow, and fell down like dead weight and is still glowing." yelled Mario.
" Bless your soul my boy, you don't know what this means?" asked Toadsworth in joyous celebration.
" What because I don't know how to revive her." said Mario.
" Lad you freed her from that dreaded curse! Ever since she was a baby the Princess has been cursed by a Magikoopa from one of Bowsers witches. When ever she went outside she said that she saw a apocalypse and had nightmares for the rest of her life. But, the witch said that if proposed by her true love she will glow white and her lover must kiss her. For then she can go outside and smell the fresh air." said Toadsworth. Then Daisy cheered and started to dance and broke the barrier. " By the way my boy what is your name?" asked Toadsworth. He didn't know this man at all but since he freed her he was finally able to smile for the first time in fifty years.
" My name is Mario and the one over there is my brother Luigi." said Mario pointing at his brother Luigi.
" Nice to meet you Toadsworth." said Luigi waving his hand to him.
" Wait, I think I remember you two. You're the Mario Brother! Now I remember, I used to baby-sit you when you were little. God you two were so cute back then. I just wanted you so much.! But now look at you! Big, strong, and have cool mustaches!" exclaimed Toadsworth.
" Wait now I remember you! I used to pull pranks on you! Remember the time with the ketchup and you thought it was blood and you were freaking out. Oh my god that was hilarious. Oh and the time with the…."
" DON"T SAY WHAT HAPPENED THAT DAY!" exclaimed Toadsworth in a furious voice. " Now are you going to kiss her or what man!"
Mario stepped to the unconcious princess, looking pale. He bent down and picked her up. Mario gently put his wife on the bed. He sat up on the bed like if she was sleeping. Then he whispered softly into the princess's ear "Peach you are my love and will always be." After that he pressed down on his fiancé's lips. Then the Princess opened her eyes and both of them continued kissing each other on the lips. Peach's eyes were filled with love and Mario's too. They broke apart and Mario traced her face and got up. He picked up the ring and slid it on her finger. They were both so mesmerized that they kissed again. Everyone left the room except the couple, sitting on the bed and looking out at the window.
" Mario." said Peach
" yes." said Mario
" Lets run away for a little while."
" Wha-a" Mario was so amazed on what the Princess said. " But princess what about-"
" Forget about the whole white wedding! Just please let us go somewhere first. I have been finally free from this curse, please Mario I don't want to be here anymore I want to go to the big city in a nice apartment and just live!"
Mario did not know what to do. Did he want to leave and disobey his fiancée and probably break her heart and leave her in the castle some more? Or did he want her to be happy for the rest of her life with the one she truly loves? He took a big sigh and said " Alright.. But will have to leave at midnight. Bring the necessary items like lots of money to pay rent, clothes, but your going to have to leave your dresses and your crown here, and-"
" But why can't I bring my dresses and my crown?"
" Because Toadsworth will think you got kidnapped or something and send a search party everywhere, including the city, and if the cops find you and me you'll go back to the tower and I probably will get my ass thrown in freakin jail or get killed by law!"
" ohhhhhh okay we do not want that! So go on."
" Anyway shoes, makeup, and all of that stuff that girls use, okay."
" Okay. But first Mario lets have some fun."
" Alright…. Lets-a-go!"
Mario and Peach were passionately kissing each other. Then it got to hugging each other while sucking each others faces. They quickly took off there clothes and started having a romantic sex. Peach gave Mario some pretty nice BJ's and on word with the hot dog in the bun with the extra white onion Mario put in the bun. They finally lay across from each other and gasped.
" Holy SHIT It's midnight! I gotta go to the house and get my stuff!" exclaimed Mario " Peach you stay here and get everything that is important okay."
" Right Mario." said the Princess. They got their clothes on and Mario jumped out of the balcony and landed perfectly. Mario dashed as he looked back at the castle disappearing. Mario was running so fast that when he was looking back he ran right into a pole and in between the nads.
" Ohhhhhh. My fucking fire balls. Ahhhhhhhhhhh." said Mario in a painful tone. As he got up he still felt worse and decided to walk instead of running. He finally made it to his house. He slowly stepped in and closed the door softly making sure no one suspected. He went to his room and started packing. After that Mario got out a pen and a sheet of paper and began to write:
" Dear Luigi,
I will be going away for a while. It's for a company that needs my help. They live in Dark Land. So yeah gotta go and will call you later.
From your big Bro,
Mario"
Mario put the note near the coffee pot, grabbed his cell phone and headed out the door. He got on his motorcycle and headed for the Mushroom Kingdom.
Peach on the other hand got all the necessary things 600,000 coins for rent and food, clothes like t-shirts, jeans, tank tops (including spaghetti strap.), hats, and some of her sexy clothing that she got from a friend in the human world. Peach also brought her recipe book for cooking. Some pads and tampons, her brush, make up, shower stuff, and a little thing just incase. In her closet she also had a black cloak she stole from bowser when her mother was kidnapped by Bowsers father. Peach was just about to leave a note until she heard pebbles going "tick-tick-tick" at her window. She opened the window and saw Mario on the motorcycle. There was no time for her to leave a note saying that she had to visit daisy for a meeting. So she decided to tell daisy on the way. She grabbed her cloak and put it on, grabbed her bag and jumped on the motorcycle and landed perfectly on it. The two headed out of the Mushroom Kingdome and on their way to the city.
Authors Note: So what did you guys think! I'm very, very, very, VERY SORRY! I totally forgot about it! There were no plot Bunnies ( what Kitai calls them) were not running in the feilds of thinking about the god Damn Fuckin' Story! (Sorry about the language I'm fourteen and I live a very stressed life.) Plus ask any questions if you don't get it I'll explain it. Anyway think about the the little thing is!
oh and the prolouge was going to be called First Crush
First Chapter was going to be called First Begginings and rembering
Second Chapter was going to be called Memories and a romantic time.
Anyways REVEIW REVEIW AND REVEIW! Again VERY SORRY!
Thanks,
Lauren Gray (that's my real name)