"Aaaaand, we're lost." Draco sighed.

"What did you expect?" Konata asked. "Both of us are failing social studies..."

"WHY CAN'T IT BE MORE SOCIAL!?" Draco shouted.

"Kya! Kya!" Fuzz shouted, attracting their attention.

"What's up?" Konata asked.

"Fya! Fya, fya!" Fizz shouted.

Konata looked around and sighed. "Where the hell did Bat go!?"

"Great...now we're getting side tracked!" Draco growled.

"Maybe you two should start using a thing called a map." Zonata smirked.

"We know where to go!" Rave smiled. "Well, how to get there at least..."

"We we should find Bat first." Zane stated.

"Wherever he is...that's why I'm better!" Zero smirked.

"Be quiet Zero, you aren't the original." Zonata sighed.

"CAN WE JUST FIND THAT FUCKING AKUMA ALREADY!?" Konata growled. She somewhat walked off with Soko following. The others followed after a bit.

~LATER~

"Hey, Bro? What the heck is that?" A boy asked another, or his brother.

"An Akuma Ookami Yōkai form." The tallest boy stated.

The shortest boy sighed. "Well, that's a load of words to say!"

The original shrugged. "What's your name Akuma thingy?"

"E.T." It answered. It then got hit in the head with part of a sword.

"No it isn't you fucker." Konata growled. "Sorry about this retard, Bat can be a pain."

"He's yours I presume?" Asked the tallest. Konata nodded. "Well, he was no issue to us. Anyways, I'm Aero."

The first boy smiled. "I'm Leo!"

The shortest crossed his arms. "Arco."

"Are you guys brothers!?" Draco exclaimed.

"Yes." All three replied.

"Who might you people be?" Aero asked.

"Konata, that's Draco, Zonata, Zane, Rave, and Zero." Konata explained.

"Hey, Aero! Isn't it weird that they have three out of four forms with them!?" Leo asked.

Aero nodded. "Quite."

"Hey, you know where we can find an Ability Master?" Bat asked, rubbing his head from the pain from the sword.

"Well, you are all in luck then!" Arco smiled. "All three of us are Ability Masters!" Aero and Leo nodded, signifying he ws correct.

"Well, isn't that great..." Zonata sighed. "Listen you three, Bat here wants to be a Hanyō Akuma as well."

"Easy!" Leo chimed. He used some weird magic type thing and Bat was a Hanyō, yet two seconds after he became one he turned back.

"I like this form better." Bat smiled sheepishly.

"Okay then..." Arco sighed. "Hey! You have a scar!"

Konata flinched at his statement. "What?"

"A scar! You can kill an alien correct?" Arco continued.

"Arco, please. We do not need to bother people." Aero growled.

"I-It's fine!" Konata laughed nervously.

"Hm..okay then. Do you recall any aliens?" Aero questioned. "Or pain?"

"Pain shouldn't be something to ask...I get hurt and die like every other day..." Konata smiled.

"That means you're an immortal..." Aero thought for a bit before continuing. "So you have no memory of your first death or anything before that..."

"Let me just clarify for you three." Zonata sighed. "Kaiso."

"Friggin'...really!?" Arco growled. Zonata nodded. "Well, at least he can die now..."

"I guess we'll have to explain all this crap." Aero shrugged.

"That'd be pretty helpful..." Konata rolled her eyes.

"Well, Kaiso is kind of known for killing people yet no one has ever gotten a scar...until now." Aero explained. "To kill an alien like him is difficult. And you kinda have to know PSI and stuff like that...which is a form of psychic abilities. Kaiso is also an immortal, as aliens are always either immortal, invincible, or both. The killing method works in one certain way though, only an immortal can kill an immortal, only an invincible can kill and invincible, and if one is both, either can kill it but it's very difficult."

"Fights between invincible are funny! They barely even hurt each other!" Leo laughed.

"Anyways. We can't say much on immortality anymore. And according to your Aura...you're from the Dimensional Realm." Aero smiled.

"From what I know, that's correct." Zonata sighed. "Yet Konata lives in Osaka."

"Damn, this is as bad as social studies now..." Konata mumbled.

"Definetly." Draco agreed.

~WEEKS LATER~ Location: Osaka

"Learning PSI is fucking hard!" Konata growled.

"This was fun after I learned I could play with fire at least..." Draco sighed

"Come on! It's not as hard as you think once you get the hang of it!" Leo encouraged.

"After PSI, you guys aren't done." Aero explained. "Both of you still need Aura, Konata needs some Dimensional specialties that we happen to be able to teach, and Draco needs weaponary."

"Damn it!" Konata growled. "This sucks now..."

~WEEKS LATER~ Location: Unknown

"Damn it...why they send me off to this place for god knows what is fucked up..." Konata growled.

"We can adventure!" Bat smiled, he was riding on his giant friend. Soko made a quiet growl and Konata laughed.

"Soko, you're just like an escort for Bat now..." Konata smiled. Fizz and Fuzz gladly walked on their own since they loved to explore. Bat had his new attire of a red bandana and a fadora, but currently he wore an explorer's hat instead of his fadora, which is why he wanted to adventure.

"Hm...according to the Aura of this place, PSI Users live here..." Konata thought aloud.

"That's correct!" A voice stated. Konata turned around and saw four boys. The first one had black hair and he wore a gray and red sweatshirt. The second also had black hair but he wore a black shirt with a white jacket. The third one was blonde and wore nice looking long sleeve white shirt. The final boy had bright orange hair and wore a navy blue trench coat over a white shirt with a dark green scarf that was really long.

"And who are you four?" Konata asked.

The other black haired boy smiled. "I'm Tyler, Mr. Sweatshirt all the time is Kou, Blondie is

Elliot, and Scarfy is Phoenix."

"Did have to be like that Tyler..." Phoenix growled.

"I don't wear a sweatshirt everyday..." Kou muttered. "Yesterday I wore a jacket..."

"I don't really care." Elliot shrugged. "Anyways, what's your identity?"

"Konata, that's Bat, Soko, Fizz, and Fuzz." Konata answered.

~WEEKS LATER~ location: unknown, yet different from last time.

"A-FUCKING-GAIN!" Konata shouted. "This is a swords place..."

"Let's go meet more people!" Bat suggested. Konata sighed.

"Fine."

~LATER~ Location: some random town in unknown location

"How the hell did we end up here on a festival day!?" Konata growled.

"Foreigner?" Asked a boy with spiky-ish blonde hair. Konata nodded. "This place has festivals like every other day."

"Wow...by the way, I'm Konata, and that's Bat." Konata smiled.

"My names Zakari." The boy smiled.

~YEARS LATER~ Location: Osaka

"Holy fucking god..." Konata sighed. She was now much older, and people didn't find it as disrespectful when she cussed.

"Well, at least that's done!" Draco smiled. Kou had recently moved to Osaka but wasn't really paying attention to his friends at the time.

"Yeah, but now I have to deal with some battle school thingy...which I only work at part time..." Konata sighed. "At least the others are there..."

"That's good! Except the fact that that Idiot is there..." Draco growled. By Idiot, he was referring to Zakari, the two for some reason, hated each other. No one knew why though.

"I really don't understand the problem you have with Zak..." Konata sighed.

"I just do okay!?" Draco growled.

"Heheh, and they think Konata can hate people!" Kou laughed, as he actually started listening. "Drac will nearly kill people, though the same goes for Zak!"

"Hm...I'm bored..." Konata sighed. "I guess I could die and go bother a certain someone..."

"Go ahead, we won't...purposly wreck the house!" Draco laughed nervously.

"Okay then? I'll see you guys tomorrow." Konata left to find an awesome way to die, since she dies a lot now.

~END~

inu: kinda sped this part up a bit, but next is a Hell chapter! And while revising and making sure everything was good...spellcheck made one word piñata instead of what it actually was...