A/N.
Still not many requests for side pairings.
Unless anyone actually wants Scott and Sierra. lol.
Crack pairing much?
I do crack pair someone else with Sierra...
If you can correctly guess who it is, I will write you a oneshot.
SO GUESS!
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The Dating Game
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Lightning and Brick had been bickering for three days, showing off whenever Jo was around and boasting when she wasn't. It wasn't hard for everyone else to notice.
"What's up with them?" Scott pointed a thumb in the two scowling competitors' direction.
"Oh. They're just fighting over Jo." Sierra the stalker informed him. "I put a poll up on my blog who I think should win. Will it be the ever loyal Cadet Brick or will it be the ever hunky Quarterback Lightning. Ooooooh."
"Who cares?" Scott waved her off. "As long as they destroy each other so there's less competition for us to have to deal with."
"She should be with ME." They could hear the two of them at it again.
"No, she should be with ME."
"Oh, I dream one day that Cody will fight someone for me!" Sierra sighed.
"Yeah, keep dreamin' Crazy." Scott walked away from her. That was far too much time in the presence of Sierra for him.
"Will you two lame brains stop it?" Jo yelled at them, as she came across their argument. It was getting tired already and her respect for both of them (such as it was) was dwindling. "At this rate I'm not going to want either of you! So just stop trying to beat each other up and do something useful." Testosterone instead of sense the both of them. Jo thanked God that she wasn't a guy.
That made them stop. Lightning pouted and dropped yelling at Brick to come up to her. "But you've got to pick the Lightning."
"I think you should pick Brick." Sierra said, getting involved. "Jock is the most popular couple on my blog. That's your pairing name. Jock. Isn't it niceeeeeeee? Jock is the second most popular Revenge of the Island couple. Second only to Mike and Zoey. Even despite the fact that you guys have never even dated." Sierra paused her nattering and put a finger to her chin, tapping it. "Apparently mutant/human relationships mustn't be very popular." She stated again regarding Sam and Dakota.
"Shut it Loser Fangirl." Jo said, eye twitching at the idea of fangirl blogs trying to get involved with her love life.
"Just trying to be of assistance." Replied a now-depressed Sierra, pouting and turning away from them.
"So who are you gonna pick?" Lightning asked, knowing it had to be him. There was no way he would lose out again. LIGHTNING did NOT lose.
"Neither of us." Brick stood forward and said.
Lightning and Jo were both shocked.
"Say what?" said Lightning.
"Yeah, what Beef for Brains said."
"You're dropping out of the running? Yes. Sha-Lightning is the WINNER! Now time to kiss the prize!"
Jo put a fist out and knocked him out before he could advance any closer with that intention.
"All I'm saying is that each of us should get a chance to make our case. Jo can't really decide until she's gone on dates with us. That's all."
"Go on a date with you two idiots? What a waste of a night."
"Separately."
"What a waste of two nights."
"Jo..." Brick reprimanded her firmly.
"Fine, I'll do it. Just so you two focus on what you should really be focusing on." The game. Not this romance junk.
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Who gets a date first?
Pair Jock or Joning?
Tell me!