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"I cannot believe you got us lost!"

"No I didn't! The tree urine caused me to lose my sense of direction!"

"Stop blaming the tree and figure out how to get back! Your sense of direction is worse than Austria's!"

"Don't compare me to that priss!"

"I'll compare you to whoever I like!"

"Stop yelling at me!"

"Well, stop yelling at me, you... you... dummkopf!"

"Oh, puh-leeez. Is that the only German you know?"

"I refuse to talk to you until you get us back to America's house."

"Fine. We'll just have to retrace our steps. Let us begin the retracing process."

"How is walking backwards 'retracing your steps'?"

"Well, we're going back in the direction we came."

"How do you know we didn't come here from the other direction?"

"Shut up. I'm trying to retrace. Retracing... Retracing... My steps..."

"Pffffffft."

"Are you scoffing at me?"

"You and your 'retracing'."

"Shut up! Or me and my awesome retracing skills will leave you here! Where evil trees pee on innocent people!"

"We're handcuffed together. I don't think you could leave me here."

"Fine! Whatever! Just don't interfere with the retracing process!"

"That's some shitty weather out there."

"Romano! You're awake!"

"Aaaaaaaand, now I'm going back to sleep."

"No! I'm bored!"

"Shut up. No one wants to hear it, bastard."

"Wanna go outside?"

"In the rain?"

"Yeah!"

"No way. That's the stupidest thing ever. Who does that?"
"I do! And besides, I thought playing Battleship was the stupidest thing ever!"

"Everything you do is the stupidest thing ever."

"Romano! That's not very nice!"

"Don't blame me for the attitude. You raised me."

"I guess you're right..."

"You know I am."

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"Got any threes, America?"

"No, go fish! Isn't this game great, Iggy? HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!"

"I hate Go Fish."

"I have to agree with you on that. C'est trés ennuyeux."

"Stop speaking in your stupid froggy-language! No one understands you!"

"Yeah, here in America, we speak American!"

"There is no such language as American, you git! I raised you to speak English! But obviously you haven't quite grasped the English language as well as I have, for your speaking skills are atrocious!"

"Calm down, Angleterre."

"Stop calling me that! French sounds ugly."

"Actually, I think it sounds better than English. But Korean will always be the best language in the world!"

"No, English!"

"Français!"

"American!"

"Shut up! There is no such language!"

"Yes there is!"

"I won't hear of it! There is no such language!"

"I am from America and I speak American! The language of this beautiful nation! This beautiful nation where people speak American!"

"For the last time, it's not a bloody language! And you are hardly what I would call a beautiful nation."

"It is! It's the official language of the United States of AMERICA! AND I AM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING ON THIS EARTH!"

"Shut up!"

"Ooooooooh, say can you SEEEEEE!"

"No one likes your national anthem either!"

"By the dawn's early liiiight..."

"Why is he suddenly so patriotic?"

"No clue."

"WHAT SO PROOOOUUUDLLYYYYY WE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAILLED!"

"You're giving me a headache!"

"I'm not going to stop singing until you admit American is a language!"

"No! It's not!"

"BY THE TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING! WHOSE BROAD STRIPES AND BRIGHT STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS..."

"Oh. My. GOD!"

"I think that's enough, America..."

"THROOOOUGH THE PERILOUS FIIIIIIGHT..."

"Can we just play Go Fish?"

"O'ER THE RAAAAMMMPAAARTS WE WAAAATCHED WERE SO GALLANTLY STREAMING!"

"Okay, then. We'll just wait until you're done singing."

"Ugh... C'mon France, let's just leave."

"I can't believe you got me to play Battleship. On America's porch. In the rain."

"Isn't it fun?"

"Bastard."

"E-3."

"...Hit. G-1?"

"Miss!"

"E-4?"

"Dammit! You just sank my submarine, you bastard! I quit!"
"C'mon Romano! Be a good sport!"
"No! I hate this game! I always lose!"

"You hate every game because you always lose."

"Don't rub it in!"

"Hey, wanna go play in the rain and jump in puddles?"

"No."

"It'll be fuuun..."

"Anything that's fun for you is torture for me."

"But you love playing in the rain!"

"No I don't"

"Uh, yeah, you do. When you were little you'd jump in every little puddle you'd see and try to splash me."

"Oh yeah."

"So let's go jump in puddles and stuff!"

"No."

"Give me a good excuse why we shouldn't."

"If I play in the rain, I'll catch a cold."

"No you won't! I won't let you get sick!"

"I still don't want to!"

"Por favor?"

"No, Tomato Bastard. And those puppy dog eyes might work on my brother, but they don't have any affect on me whatsoever."

"..."

"Okay, fine! Let's just stand there for a little bit."

"Yes!"

"GAVE PROOOOOOOOF THROUGH THE NIIIIGHT THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THEEEEEEERE!"

"Oh, Lord. You can still hear him all the way over here."

"Well, he has never been the quiet one."

"OOOOH SAAAY DOES THAT STAR SPANGLED BAAAAAAAAAAANER YET WAAAAVE..."

"Is he almost done?"

"Yes, I think the next line is the last..."

"O'ER THE LAAAAAAAAAAAAND OF THE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, AND THE HOOOME OF THE BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!"

"Oh, he's done."

"OOOOOH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE..."

"Oh, God, he started it up again!"

"Just tell him American is a language!"

"Never! Just like I will never tell him that football should be called soccer! It's ridiculous!"

"Perhaps now is the appropriate time for me to suggest that you should-"

"Apologize? Never!"

"WHOSE BROAD STRIIIPES AND BRIGHT STAAAAAAAARS..."

"'Oh, look. Who's that outside?"

"It looks like Spain. And Romano."

"They look like they're having fun. I wonder if they can hear America singing."

"Correction. Spain looks like he is having fun. Romano looks kind of miserable."

"Oh, Romano just fell in the mud! And Spain fell on him."

"Should we go out and join them?"

"No. I don't want to bother them. Let's just watch."

"Fine by me."

"I'm all wet, you bastard!"

"Well, that's what playing in the rain does to you."

"..."
"Oh, ew! Did you just throw mud at me?"

"Yup. Actually, it might have been worm shit."

"Worm poop is mud."

"Well, no, it's the bumpy stuff on top of the mud."

"Who told you that?"

"Veneziano."

"Oh. I think he told me something like that too."

"Yeah."

"This grass makes really nasty squelching noises if you move around on it."

"It's because it's wet, idiot."

"Hey, why'd you just give that guy the bird?"

"He was looking at me funny!"

"Well, yeah. Two people handcuffed together and laying in a mud puddle is not exactly what I'd call a normal sight."

"I'm cold."

"Do you want to go inside?"

"No."

"Okay then."

"How the hell did we end up by the super market?"

"I don't know!"

"This is all thanks to your 'awesome retracing skills'!"

"DO NOT MOCK MY RETRACING SKILLS!"

"Stop screaming! People are giving us weird looks!"

"Well, let's just ask for directions."
"Do you even know what street America lives on?"

"Well, no..."

"Ugggh... You're the worst. I hate you. I hate you."

"Hey! No hating on Prussia!"

"I'll hate on you all I want."

"Fine. But you wont hate me so much when we retrace ourselves back to America's house."

Hey, look! Another dialogue chapter! I have a feeling that there are going to be a few more of these before the story is over...

Okay, so, you guys know I had that contest thingy, and the winner was Song of the Cursed Child. Her request was America, Romano, and a teeter totter. The answer was Mulan. Actually, everyone who guessed got it right. And because I took a long time with this chapter, and because other people who guessed gave me some really cute requests, I have decided to have another contest, this time with two questions. Here are the lists again if you need them:

List A:

~ America

~ Italy

~ Prussia

~ Poland

~ Russia

List B:

~ England

~ Romano

~ Hungary

~ China

~ Belarus

List C:

~ bubble soap

~ swing set

~ see saw/teeter totter/whatever

~ snuggies

~ baby pictures

The only combination you ABSOLUTELY CANNOT USE is America, Romano, and a teeter totter. And here are the questions:

What is Marie Antoinette's favorite color?

What is the French word for flea?

Well, thanks for reading guys! Don't forget to review!