Update
Hello 'ickle peoplez, how ya doin'? Now, you may be asking yourself 'hey, PT, why are ya not uploading chapters to stories every day?'
Well, the answer is more or less simple! And the answer is (WARNING: The Next Pieces Of Text Are Un-important, you may skip ahead!) as simple as the simplest thing in the history of simple things in the dimension of simple things, in the universe of simple things, in the centre solar system of the simple existence! And that is the perspective of what you believe is the truth (head blows up after you attack me) OUCH! OI, WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME?! Any-who, what was I talking about. Anyway the straight up answer is I wasn't inspired AKA not in my writer's mode so therefore could not write to the best of my brilliant ability which by far out classes any of you! (Just kidding, you know that I love you, well not the males as I am not gay.)
Anyway, I found that I was a right ******* for not updating anything and dedicating myself to actually giving suggestions for stories!
Now, to the more important things and wow that has taken up a full document page (wide eyes) anyway, I have overdone the irritating comedian act now. I want you to know that my stories will NEVER be abandoned! They will always be there as long as anyone who reads them likes them! Ok, that sounded like I was stopping this story now but I will never stop it and, if I do, will make a sequel and, who knows, even more? (Subtle hint, hint.)
I want to say that Harry will most likely NOT be going to Hogwarts and, if he does, will be the main topic of the school and girls will be dropping at his feet. Sorry, I am just incapable of not writing a Super! Harry or Godlike! Harry when I am not writing an Orion Lysander (which I will NEVER stop!) or Merlin story. Anyway, getting of hand so yeah. If Harry DOES go to Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry he will be the talk of the school and the girls will love him, yet Harry will NEVER fall in love! I am going to do it so there are things like 'over the next few days, there was nothing on anyone's minds but the how Harry…' This is because, admit it, you believe that you need to read a story where Harry is a super cool, awesome guy who is bad*** who NO-ONE can defeat, and can beat with a thought. Sorry, I know that he would be INSANLY overpowered and the story would most likely suck unless I managed to work out the plot to be more epic.
Just to tell you right now, in none of my stories will there be swears as I find that other words are more descriptive.
I will now tell you what I am planning to do with this story and the things I COULD have done better:
I believe that, if there were to be a fight between Heaven and Hell, the latter would never stand a chance. Plus, I am usually light! I am planning live up to the descriptions name…..BOOM (laughs.) Sorry about that, I was writing this whilst listening to music which makes you feel excited.
Now, if you saw my profile page you will see I use numerous ways to describe Voldemort. There is: Tom, his birth name, Snakeface, which speaks for it-self, Mr I speak French and finally, Mr Flight from death.
I use the latter two because, in French Vol de mort means 'Flight from Death.' Yeah, there is no way on Earth that this is a coincidence! (We all know that Voldemort's worst fear is death, right?)
Anyway my friends I bid you adieu!
(Oh and stay tune for the next update which WILL be a chapter!)
Preview of a future chapter
"Harry, you know how I said that the great Myrddin died…" Said the Devil to his son.
"Yes." Harry replied curiously.
"He never gone to claim reward."
"But that means…" Replied Harry whilst excitement flooded his body "Merlin is still alive!