Celebrity Jeopardy: Danny Phantom Edition
By: Hordak's Pupil
Disclaimer: I do not own Danny Phantom or SNL or Jeopardy, this is just for fun.
Author's Notes: thank you to all who reviewed this series.
Acosta Perez Jose Ramiro: I'm glad you like the series, it's about to get even funnier.
Chapter IV: The Battle of the Halfas
"Live from California, it's Celebrity Jeopardy, Danny Phantom edition!" the voice of Johnny Gilbert announced as the Jeopardy Logo flashed on the screen for a second before the jeopardy stage appeared, let's meet today's contestants," he continued as the camera zoomed to the podiums.
"Our first contestant is originally from Madison, Wisconsin where we worked as owner of many successful companies. Please welcome Vlad Masters," he said as the camera zoomed to Vlad who waved to the audience and smiled evilly. "Our second contestant is from Amity Park, Illinois where he is a student at Casper High School and wants to be an astronaut, please welcome Danny Fenton," Johnny said as the camera zoomed to Danny who waved smiled and held up a sign that read 'Hello Casper High!'
"Our final contestant was originally from Colorado but now lives in Amity Park, Illinois and goes to Poltergeist Elementary School and dreams of being an astronaut also. Please Welcome Danni Fenton," he said as Danni turned visible and smiled at the audience.
"Now here is the host of Jeopardy, Alex Trebek," Johnny said as Alex walked out and went to his podium.
"Yes and welcome to Celebrity Jeopardy, I am Alex Trebek and the only reason I am here is because the network executives and Skulker made deal that I was not aware of, so here we are. You ready to play, Vlad, Danny, and Danni?" he asks them hoping for a normal game for once.
"Yes I am, Alex, because I…," Vlad began to say until he was cut off.
"…Am a Fruit Loop," Danny and Danni coughed while laughing silently.
Vlad looked at the two younger Halfas and raised an eyebrow, he knew they were up to something but wasn't sure exactly what it was.
"Sorry, Vlad, ghost cold," Danny said smiling at the billionaire mischievously.
"Right, so let's get on the with the categories which are, Attack of the Clones, Hello Dolly, Cheese, A Haunting, Ghost Whispers, and Fruit Loops," Trebek said curiously as looked up and saw a piece of paper covering the real category with the words 'Fruit Loops' written in permanent ink.
"All right who did that?" Vlad asked turning to face the boy and girl who were trying to stifle their laughter. "You two will pay for that," he growled as he transformed into Vlad Plasmius and shot an ecto-blast at them.
"It's war then," Danni said as she and Danny transformed into their ghost halves and fired back at Vlad. "You couldn't hit the broadside of the barn, Fruit Loop," she taunted as she dodged another attack.
This went on for at least an hour, the Jeopardy studio was in chaos, the game board was broken and Trebek's podium had burn marks on it from the Ectoplasm that was flying across the stage.
"You know what let's take a break and we'll start double Jeopardy," he said as the director shouted cut. "Listen you three; this is a game show, not the Jerry Springer Show. If you three don't get your act together I will have you all…," he began to the three half ghosts before he was cut off.
"You running a daycare center now, Trebek," someone asked as Alex looked but said nothing in reply.
"Not even you can ruin my mood Connery, because my contract will soon be up," Trebek told the actor mockingly.
"I wish there was a way to extend it forever," Sean said thinking.
Suddenly a female voice said, "so shall you wish it, so shall it be," as Desiree appeared and waved her hand making Alex's contract to come to her where she changed the date from '10/20/07' to 'never' then vanished.
"NO NO NO," Alex yelled seizing the document worriedly, "I was so close," he muttered before looking up at the Scotsman eyes filled with venom and despair, "Why did you do that, Mr. Connery," he asked as tears rolled down his face.
"Because as always, I hate you Trebek," Connery told the host mockingly before standing next Vlad. "Mind if I team up with you, Dracula," he asks writing his name on the podium.
Soon the camera came on again and Trebek looked up, "Welcome back…to…Celebrity…Jeopardy. We are now joined by Mr. Sean Connery who will be playing alongside Vlad," Alex said as the audience cheered the actor on.
"I see someone read my newest book," Sean said noticing the 'Fruit Loops' sign and smiled.
"Yep, 10,001 ways to annoy a game show host, I got it at the library," Danni said proud of her work.
"Smart lass, but if you really want to annoy the Ponse aim at his jugular, like this," he said turning to Trebek. "Hey Trebek," Sean said to the host.
"Yes, Mr. Connery," Alex said as calmly as possible.
"Your mother and girlfriend called, they said they're disowning you, because they don't like greasy haired Ponses who are sissies," Connery said laughing at his humor, "I have the message taped, you want to hear it, Trebek," Connery asked with a smile.
"No," he said sighing. "You know what, we'll just skip ahead to final jeopardy and the category is something you like. All you have to is write something you like, it could be anything. Vlad can write the Green Bay Packers or Maddie Fenton; Danny can write down not becoming evil, and Danni can write not turning into a puddle of ectoplasm. I don't care what you write down," he said as the music started and the contestants started writing down the answers.
A few moments later, they were done.
"Let see what you wrote down, Mr. Connery and Masters. Your response is 'Alex Trebek', I don't believe it something you like is…me," Trebek said surprised by Connery's a reply.
"Now I may be hard on you laddy, but it's all in a good fun," Connery said smiling.
"Well, thank you. Let's see what you wagered, 'is a Ponse'" he said dejectedly, "I can't believe I fell for that," he said as Connery laughed at him and went to Danny's podium. "What did you write down, Mr. Fenton," he asked as Danny revealed his answer.
"Your response is 'Vlad is…," Trebek read what the screen, "and you wagered 'a Fruit Loop' well at least it's not about me," he said walking over to Danni. "Please tell me you wrote down something intelligent Ms. Fenton," he told the girl.
"You bet, Alex," she said revealing a picture of Vlad next an equal sign and a box of Fruit Loops, "Follow your nose Vlad," She told Masters laughing.
"Charming, well, come back tomorrow for another exciting," he began to say before he was hit with a paralysis dart.
"Come on Trebek, it's time to go back the zoo," Skulker's voice said as he appeared from the shadows and took the host away as the lights went out and Connery laughed at Trebek's misfortune.
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