jjle: lets make this quick. I don't want to be kept waiting in here.
dongz: -disapproving- yes, danna.. –clears throat- I do not own naruto. I only own my dignity and my belongings and also my inpatient danna over there. –points in the direction of jjle-
jjle: -growls-
dongz: -sweatdrop- okkk.. lets go for the first question already.. –reads first question-
from: Zozo.x
Heya i have a question
well
Itachi do you care for sasuke a little, you have to love him a lil right or and will you marry me -glomps-
erm okie as i cant ask any yaoi questions about sasodei mm
deidara wats with the hair im sorry it really is girlish and how close are you and sasori -winks-
and tobi ahh are you madara or obito
jjle: answer already!! I. DO NOT. WANT TO STAY!! –brandishes a chainsaw to all of the ones questioned-
dongz: danna, please put down your chainsaw... you'll scare the audience -sweatdrop-
everyone: O,o heh??
Itachi: 0,o –mutters to himself- I better answer the question.. um, yes. I love my little brother as a sibling but that love is the tiniest shred of love you'll see in me. And please, I don't want to marry you and will fangirls STOP glomping me! i...i...don't like it.. T.T
dongz: heh?? And I thought criminals doesn't have emotions at all...and here I am seeing the great mass-murderer itachi uchiha whining in front of national tv..?,?
kisame: itachi-san is sometimes like that.. whining over no reason..
hidan: -videos the scene- bloody Kodak moment.. XD
jjle: -getting more impatient- answer the question!!
dongz: -holds up a cookie- danna, youre a good boy, right?
jjle: -sees the cookie- COOKIE!! JEYNALD IS A GOOD BOY!! JEYNALD IS A GOOD BOY!! –grabs the cookie then bites on it happily-
akatsuki: -sweatdrop-
deidara: -rolls eyes- great, hm. We got a host that is as impatient as sasori-danna and as retarded as tobi, hm... now, whats the question for me again, hm..-reads the question- -gets irritated- my hair aint girly, hm! I prefer it this way because danna once said that I look like a lady w/ my hair down, hm!
Sasori: who wouldn't say that to you anyway? You look exactly like a girl w/ your hair down.
Deidara: -pouts- I hate you danna, hm! I hope youre dead on the spot, hm!
jjle, dongz: -le gasp-
jjle: -all impatience disappeared- DEIDARA-SEMPAI! Always be careful of what u wish for! Who knows, sasori-san might die on that very spot and youll regret it!
Deidara: -sighs- fine, hm! But I better finish answering the questions, hm. Lets see again, hm.. –reads the question again- we're just partners and artists, hm. Nothing more, hm..
Evil tobi: -snickers- ...and lovers
Hidan: -grins wickedly- that's true, dei-chan! We spied both of you during your dates!
Kisame: -grins as he presents 2 albums filled w/ the artists' dates-
Audience and hosts: -le gasp-
Konan: -to pein- pein-sama, were you drunk when you picked these underlings of yours?
Pein: -puzzled- no, why?
Konan: -disgusted- its because of their 'activities'
Pein: -shakes head- this must be the result of an all-men and one-woman organization.
dongz: -thinks to herself- I better get to the next question. Oh wait, tobi hasn't answered his question. –to tobi- erm...tobi-dono?
Evil tobi: -whirls around- what?
dongz: erm...please answer the question.
Evil tobi: yes, I am madara, one of the founding fathers of konoha and the uchiha clan's greatest ancestor. –activates sharingan-
jjle: -sweatdrop- um...madara-sama, your scaring me sometimes.. oh well, NEXT!
dongz: -reads the next question-
from: SushiFork
So... I have to know since the Manga is too slow to tell me. Itachi, why did you let yourself die?! You just don't pass out and die. Please explain this in detail to me and why you can't live on forever as your sexy self.
Itachi: -has a severe nosebleed-
Kisame: -smiles- so itachi, you like the pics??
Deidara: DAMN YOU, HM! –is angry-
jjle: erm... itachi? You ok? You have a question.. –waves a hand at itachi's dazed look-
itachi: -suddenly snaps back into reality- -closes his eyes- AAAHHHH!! WHY CANT I BE BLIND!! –shudders and shivers-
jjle: okkk.. maybe its time for a commercial –sweatdrop-
COMMERCIAL BREAK...
Hidan: want to know the fucking pics in the fucking albums kisame owns? Go to deviantART ! we posted all of the goddamn pics on that freaking website so just search 'sasodei' and you'll find it in a few bitching seconds! Easy, doesn't it? Go now!
deidara: -is angry- DAMN YOU HIDAN, HM!
BACK TO THE PROGRAM...
Itachi: -is now better- ok, let me answer the question already. –reads the question- the reason is that the mangekyo weakened then killed me, and that if you kept reading, I passed down the mangekyo to my foolish little brother to kill madara uchiha. Though I want to live forever in my beautiful, sexy look I have to give sasuke the mangekyo since im going blind because of it. And so to kill madara.
Tobi: -puzzled- who's madara, deidara-sempai?
Deidara: -mutters to himself- great, I met all 3 remaining uchihas and the worse of it I HATE ALL OF THEM, hm.
Tobi: -puzzled- what did u say, deidara-sempai?
jjle: NEXT!
dongz: -reads next question-
from: Kayamie1224
Hey, it Jashin a boy or girl ?.?
Hidan: -nervous- jashin is..jashin is...
Kakuzu: what? Male or female?
Hidan: -really nervous- i... i... I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!! –collapses-
Konan: -peers at the unconscious hidan- whoa! Talk about hard-to-answer questions.
dongz: well, that's the end of the chapter.
jjle: so people please keep sending questions and reviews.
Zetsu: -is happy- finally! We're starving! –puts kisame into his mouth-
Kisame: -in zetsu's mouth- EEEEPPP!! HELP MEEEE!! –kicks his legs around-
Itachi, pein, konan: -tries to pull kisame out of zetsu's mouth-
Evil tobi: -grimaces- pathetic.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SEMPAI-DANNA SYSTEM. REMEMBER, SEMPAIS HAVE MORE AUTHORITY THAN DANNAS!
jjle: -to dongz- sempai, why is this our sponsor? We should have picked another sponsor, like Cookie Palace!
Tobi: COOKIES! PLUSHIES! COOKIES!!
Orochimaru: -to sasori- -seductively- hey sasori..
Sasori: EEEEPPP!! I HATE YOU, ORO! I HATE YOU! –embraces dei tightly-
Orochimaru: -heartbroken- saso-kun, why did you dumped me? TT.TT
Deidara: WHAT?!