It was time to return to the review. Smoke began filling up the room as the lights dimmed, music began playing.
When the door opened, instead of a badass entrance, or anything awesome, M.C and Spades were on their knees coughing.
"Turn off..." M.C was cut off by another coughing fit, "Turn off the smoke!" the smoke turned off and the two collapsed onto the ground, gagging and panting.
"On...onto the review," Spades said.
Stop atecking my storey!
We wouldn't be attacking if you weren't writing.
God will juge u when u dye and if u insult Christens tehn he will send u too Hell!
I'm pretty sure that doesn't work.
And thanks 2 the people who said nice things.
Why would anyone say anything nice about this story?
I no u will goto Haven.
You can't tell who's going to Heaven or Hell.
Also I no that Samas is a lesbain
Because you don't like her.
becuas when I firts playted I only saw her in amour soi thought she was a hot guy. but then I usde her finale smash and fond out she was a gurl.
Oh! So it's because YOU thought she was hot! I'm sorry but games don't work that way.
I had to star at my pics off justan beber and jayncob
SPELL THEIR NAMES RIGHT.
4 even longer then I usuely do wen Lauren comes over 2 kep me strait.
Okay, stop. I'm going to explain something to you, and all idiots who think the same way as you. Sexuality doesn't work that way. If you find yourself attracted to someone, you can't help it. People can't alter or change what they're attracted to. You can change your sexual conducts but that's about it.
This was just the authors note and I already have a headache.
CHAP 3: HE FINALLE SMASH
the next day I was in my first mach of my carer.
Career? So you were able to get a job? Who the Hell would hire you?
It was Me and Zelda fitting Bowzer and Falcor. We were the rad tem becuase were consercativs and they wear the blu tem becuas they wer libruls.
Why is she making this so focused on politics?
Don't know. Wish she would stop though. Thank God she didn't bring in the actual Red and Blue team. If I saw Church, Washington, Meta-slash-Maine or Donut here, I would scream.
And have a meltdown like the Twila story?
Yes.
I was waerinmg a pretty red dress that everone expect the libruls complamented me on.
Why the Hell do girls have to wear dresses when fighting? Wear mjolnir armor! God knows that you'll need it since you will suck at combat.
Boozer keeped breathing firs at us an Falco shat lazors form his gum.
I want Gum that shoots lasers.
Zelda turne dinto Shrek
Just. No.
and throw needs at Boozer
ITS BROWSER!
and hit hem wiht a chan. Son bowsar was defet. Ten Falcor git a smash bell
Readers, can you tell what's going on? Because I. Am. Lost.
and sumoed a gina tank call a lendmaster and shat Zelda so she flyed of and loosed. I thout I was domed butthen I herd Gods vois.
"Sara! You are a major racist, homophobic bitch. I'm going to throw you into the sun now! Bye! See you never!" He said and then Sara was launched into the sun where she burned to a crisp.
"Sara! Remamber the powerz I give u at scool."
Oh God no. It's a deus ex machina!
Do we capitalize that or...?
Dues Ex Machina. Dues ex machina, dues ex machina. I don't care if it's capitalized or not!
I used on of the powers that God gav
Which brings up a valid point: The hell was God smoking that made him think it was a decent idea to give her powers?! It would be better to give LOKI the powers of God then give HER the powers!
me and I insanely had my finale smash. I actived it and it cussed me to turn into an angle.
NO!
No! No! No! No! No! *Gets up* No! No! No! No! No! No! No! *Begins rolling on the floor and screaming No!*
...I think M.C is having a mental breakdown.
I used my holly powers to stroke down the lendmaster and defete Falco.
NO! NO! NO! NO!
M.C.
SHE DOES NOT GET HOLY POWERS!
*Rage Mode Active!*
SHE IS THE FURTHEST THING FROM HOLY! THIS IS FICTIONAL AND HER BEING AN ANGEL IS A NIGHTMARE!
"this gams winer: rad tema" the narater said.
When I laft the fit Mart hwas waiting for me.
KILL HER! KILL THE ANGEL IMPOSTER BITCH!
"OMG! that was amazon! I nerver seen someone us a finale smash withotu a smash ball b4!" he said.
NO! FUCK YOU! KILL HER! KEEL HER!
M.C! CALM THE FUCK DOWN *Tackles him* Shoosh! Shoosh! SHOOSH MOTHERFUCKER! *Slaps him*
*Deep breath* I'M-...I'm calm. I'm good. Thanks.
*Rage Mode Ended*
"Its because of the powers God gave me."
FUCK!
*Rage Mode Active!*
Oh for the love of God!
"Cool. Now me and my dad are fitting Samas and Wario."
Greet! Ill wach" I said.
So tghe next fit began and Marth and Snake are the red team and Samas and Warop were ther blue team. Samas saw I was washing so she tred to deduce
WHO THE-
Who the fuck would want to seduce you, you ugly hag?!
me with her lucius lips and huge beasts but I was strate
You're about as crooked as the Joker.
so it didnt work and Mark hit her with his sord while she was distrected and his dad threw gonads at her. She got blowed up and lots a stack.
I'm...I'm going to vomit because of how bad this is. *Walks to the trash can*
"Samas! Get ur had in the game! Present brock obana wode want us to kill all Christens," Waryo said.
Okay. This is where I draw the line. I'm okay...all right, I'm somewhat okay with destroying FICTIONAL characters like this. But Obama is a LIVING. BREATHING. BEING! That's crossing the line from being a bad author who needs to quit righting to being a complete and utter douche bag.
Obama isn't perfect. But we've never had a perfect president, but he's done all right. I'm sick of people flaming him. But going as far as to say 'President Barack Obama wants to kill all Christians' is too far. I don't care how old you are. I don't care if you're parents made you right this.
YOU are a horrible person. You should be ashamed of yourself. You are one of the worst people I've ever met! I've never met someone as racist, as homophobic, as big of a bitch as you, or someone who butchered the English language as much as you have!
MY FUCKING IMMORTAL WAS BETTER THAN THIS SHIT!
*DEMON MODE ACTIVE*
...I'm...going to hide now.
"Rite" Samas said. She ataked Marth and Snake.
Son everybuddy only had on stack left. Wart rain tords Snack and het him with a motosicle. He flowed off and explode.
LET THIS ENTIRE STORY EXPLODE!
"Father! NO!" Matt said. He ran at Waryo with is sore.
Sore? What's he going to do with a sore?
"Ate hem!" Samasa sad.
"I cant im a librul vogon now so ican only eat vegetas." Waryo said.
Liberals are not all vegetarians.
So Waryo was lose. It was a on-and-on fit betwine Samas and Marth.
KICK HIS ASS!
"give it up Samas u no libruls cant won."
Yes they can.
"never! BY THE POWAR OF LORD SANTA I SHALL BANESH U TOO SUBSPAS WORLD!"
What?
then a porthole openend an sucked. Math into subspas. The fite was over. The libruls had won.
Go Liberals! I don't care what you support so long as you're against Sara!
"wat did u do 2 my sun!" Snake said wen the match was over and marth didnt come back.
He doesn't want to come back.
"Ill never tell!" Samas said. She blowed me a kiss (witch I dogged) and waked away.
*Vomits in trash* This is a sick story.
I was worred when Marth didnt come back. He still wasnt back for the tee party relay so I went with Clod Strafe insted. When I went to sleeped at nite I preyed for marth.
He. Doesn't. Want. To. Come. Back.
Then I lacked the widows and doors so Samas couldnt rap me wile I sleeped.
She's not a rapist, bitch. She's apparently a rap artist.
That nite I had horble nitmars that Math was farced too have gay sax with Satin and Bark Obameh.
You are a very sick person.
It was the scurrest thin ever!
THIS, this story, is the scariest thing ever!
Chapter three is over
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