GET THE LIMITED EDITION VERSION OF LODESTAR ON BARNES AND NOBLES WITH PICTURES AND A SHORT STORY IN KEEFE'S POV!
Waves: HIIIIIIIIIIII GUYS!
Fitz: I thought we were free….
Waves: NOPE!
Biana: What's our torture today?
Sophie: Oh God.
Waves: Hamilton!
Sophie: The man who wrote...essays?
Waves: Well, kind of. I'm talking about the musical that costs like $500 or 50 lusters (or something) to watch.
Tam: Why?
Waves: Cause' it's awesome. Since I don't have a billion gazillion dollars to bring you there.
Lihn: If it costs 500 then it would be $4,000
Waves: Jesus Christ I'm just a kid I don't have $4,000!
Keefe: This is gonna be boring.
After the first song
Biana: HIS MOM DIED?!
All elves*Except Sophie*: AH! DEAD!
Waves: *Laughs* Wait for it.*Winks*
The Schuyler Sisters
WAVES: BUT LOOK AROUND LOOK AROUND THE REVOLUTION HAPPENING IN NEW YORK!
Sophie: It just sounds like a regular musical.
*Other elves start freaking out because this is their first time experiencing music*
Biana: *Gaps* Humans have better music than dwarves.
Satisfied
Sophie: Awwww that's so sad.
Keefe: I get how Anjelica feels
Dex: Same.
Fitz: Same.
Biana: same
Lihn: Same
Tam: Same
Waves: I know you do.
Sophie: Wait what?
Wait for it
Keefe: I did NOT see that coming.
Sophie: Wow
Stay alive-Yorktown(The world turns upside down)
*Elves run around screaming because death and war and rapping*
Waves: I'M TAKING THIS HORSE BY THE REINS MAKING REDCOATS REDDER WITH BLOODSTAINS, LAFAYETTE!
Dear Theodosia
Biana: *At beginning* Oh this is sweet.
*When finds out Theodosia is dead dead dead*
Biana: WHY IS EVERYONE DYING!?
Say no to this
Keefe: This is reminding me of Alvar and his girlfriends
Sophie: DID HE JUST SAY HE NEEDED A BREAK?! OH NO!
Lihn: STOP IT HAMILTON!
Biana: STiop! NO STOP zNOOOOO lgskjnbythjkns xtr fiuhjkmnyihfkjmiohkjm YOU HAVE TO D]STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Keefe: WHAT'S HAPPENING WHAT'S GOING ON?!
Tam: YOU HAVE A WIFE!
Dex:*SCREAMS AT MY PHONE* STOP. *Throws it*
Waves: hey!
Sophie: WE DIDN'T LEARN THIS IN SCHOOL!
Waves: *Smirks* I told you to wait for it.
Adams Administration
Tam: Woah-
At the beep
Sophie: He just- AHHHHHHHHH DO NOT REPEAT THOSE WORDS!
Tam: this dude has problems
Reynolds pamphlet:
Biana: Ahahhahahah.
Sophie: Karama
Waves: Actually no because he wrote it.
Tam: Told you he had problems
Waves: BTW a president is a councilor for a short term of an area but it's a BIG deal
Burn
Biana: *Starts bawling*
Keefe*sniffles*
Stay alive (reprise)
Fitz: Why?
Sophie: aw C'mon. See, karma
Lihn: nooooooOO!OOO!O!OO!OOO!O!O!O!O!
Dex: *Throws my phone again*
The world was wide enough
Everyone*Even waves: WAAAAAAAAAAAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWWAWAWWAWAWAWAWAWWA
Sophie: See. SEE! I told you. Plain and simple. Karma.
Biana: Humans are amazing
Keefe: Yeah