Dear Fanfiction: Letters From Hogwarts
Author: James the Lesser
I do not own any characters or the world they live in J.K. Rowling does.
Bloody Hell you Fan Fiction writers
Why must I always be the butt monkey? Literally with other students or just when you make me evil because I get in the way of your HermHar ship! Harry is my best friend I would never betray him! Or have sex with him. Or Draco. What the bloody hell is wrong with you?
I am a proud Weasly and like muggles. The Death Eaters would never take me any ways they know how much a muggle lover my father is.
And I get it I'm not the best Quidditch player ever but do I really need to be so bad some new OC takes my place? Or kick me out of the Trio for your OC. Nothing would break us up. We fought Voldemort together! Yes the one Horcrux made me cranky but I came back because I love Hermione and Harry. They are my best friends and Hermione means more!
And no I'm not an abusive husband. What part of any of the seven books makes half the people write me as a monster? Most abusive husbands come from homes where their mothers were abused. My father loves my mother and would never hurt her. And like my father I know if I ever was bloody crazy enough to try and hit the other we'd both be bewitched in to St. Mungo's hospital.
And I don't have missing siblings. No sisters especially! Why do you think they stopped at Ginny? My Mum finally got the daughter she always wanted. Aren't seven kids enough?
To the Fan Fiction writers that make me out to be the hero? I knew there was some thing good about fan fiction. Keep it up!
Sincerely,
Roonil Wazlib
No, darn quills. My brothers do this to me on purpose!
A/N For those who might get upset I do get FF is where you can take any one or thing and make what ever you want happen. I am just trying to write these from the perspective of the actual character.