A/N: It took me a bit of time but I made it! I had to redo the whole chapter and put in an ElsAnna moment before I write up the last (?) chapter of this. I do hope it's not cluttered and understandable enough for you, my dear sweet readers. :)

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disclaimer: I don't own Frozen or Achmed the dead terrorist.

Smoke Kiss

'Straight girls are friends, not food – random meme'

The cursor on the messaging textbox blinked continuously. It was already 10:30pm and Anna groaned out loud as the message textbox contained no message at all. Blue eyes glared at the phone, especially the To: text box which contains the contact that Flynn gave to her. She wanted to apologize to the platinum blonde senior for the earlier embarrassing events she had to witness. It has been thirty minutes since she gathered the courage to send a message to Elsa and she still can't think of anything to input in the message textbox. She paced around the room, still glaring at the infernal machine.

"Just a few words! Dammit why can't I type a few words?" Anna growled and started typing on her mobile phone. She typed madly, not even aware she was holding her breath, until she stops. Only five more words but she stopped and shakily stared at what she typed. "Who am I kidding…" she sighs and slumped down on her bed. She was glad that Mulan wasn't in their room or else she'll get her mini flame gun she calls Mushu and aim it at her. Again. She sighed and looked at what she typed.

[Hi! Is this Elsa Frossen's number? Senior biz major? This is Anna Summers, you know Olaf's friend. I was wondering if you and I can go and have coffee tomorrow after class, well after your classes since we don't have the same schedule.]

She decided to delete her message, thinking that Elsa won't even give time to read it. "Why do I even want to ask her out? It's not like she'll even say yes." She flopped down to her bed, buried her face in her pillow and groaned. The pillow muffled her incoherent complains as she kept on banging her head on the pillow.

Anna didn't realize that she fell asleep. She found herself suffocating from heat as her body was covered with her red fleece blanket like a cocoon and her head buried under a pile of fluffy pillows. Her body wriggled to be freed of the constraints that her thick fleece blanket did on her and snaked her arm out to grab her phone. With a sleepy demeanor, she cracked open her right eye and focused on checking the time. It flashed that the time was 4:09am.

'Great god. Why!' she mentally cried, cursing her body in waking up earlier than usual. 'The sun isn't even awake yet but I'm already awake!' she mentally grumbled and stuffed her further in the set of fluffy pillows.

One minute.

Two minutes.

Anna grinds her head on her bed sheet.

Five minutes.

As she continues to squirm around her bed, making a few rustling noises from her bed. She starts using her head to snuggle again and again on her bed sheet and pillow, feeling relaxed in what she was doing. It took her three more minutes of constant snuggling and relaxed humming until something heavy landed on her back. She let out a loud groan and grabbed the thing that intruded her comfortable position. She pulled herself out of the bundled pillows and glared at what she grabbed. It was a pillow. A heavy green pillow that belongs to her roommate, Mulan.

"Mulan! You threw your shi-shi-something pillow at me!" Anna shouted, throwing back the pillow at Mulan who was on the other side of the room. Her hair was a mess due to the continuous raking of her head on her bed.

Mulan who was still lying in her bed, sideways facing Anna, caught the pillow with ease and slid it back under her head. She scowled at Anna. "It's Shitou zhentou. You are too noisy. If you can't sleep, go out." She then turned to the other side, facing the wall, and snuggled in her bed.

"But it's only 4:30am." Anna scrunched her untamed hair in frustration. She looked around and found her mobile phone by the edge of her bed and she grinned. She took her phone and unlocked the screen, maneuvering to the music application. Her plan was to crank up the volume of her music player and play one of her rock 'n' roll music. She was about to hit the play button when she heard a loud click. 'Oh shit…'

"If you dare make another noise, I'll fire Mushu at you and make sure it was an electrical malfunction that caused the fire." Mulan warned, pointing a red mini flame gun at the redhead.

This made Anna squeak and pressed the back touch sensor of her mobile phone and stayed silent. A minute later, the flame gun was now being put down and disappeared under the covers. To where Mulan was hiding the said weapon, she has no idea.

With sleepiness finally left her system, Anna now has the dilemma of boredom. Her class won't start until 9:00am and she has -she checked her mobile phone clock- four more hours to kill time. She wanted to scream but the threat of Mulan firing Mushu at her is a high possibility that she just kept her mouth shut. Having no choice at all and making sure she's not the only one who's awake at an ungodly hour, she decided to wake her BBB and suffer with her. Smiling impishly, she found that her phone was left with a blank messaging box, not noticing the 'To:' textbox, and typed a message to Kristoff.

[Wide awake, so you should be awake too B-man and let's go and find something to eat!]

Satisfied with her message, she blindly maneuvered the screen to the 'To:' textbox, typed in Kristoff's name and sent the message. She smiled at herself, thinking of what breakfast food she should consume, something chocolate ofcouse, as she tackles her now two problems. Her mysterious kisser and Elsa Frossen.

While looking for something to wear, she hummed softly and thinks of different ways to find her mysterious kisser. She's thinking of Elsa too but the platinum haired senior is easier to track compared to the mystery kisser. She decided a pair of dark green sweatpants and a black long-sleeved shirt as her morning wear and put on her sneakers. Her phone vibrated and she grinned wider, thinking that Kristoff would be annoyed at her and his message will contain more exclamation points than periods. She opened the message and instantly paled upon reading the message.

[Good morning Anna. I'm already awake since 4am. Breakfast? Are you asking me out already? Haha, I'm just kidding. I'm not sure who this B-man is, but you can join me if you want. I'm at the coffee shop just outside campus. It's called Ice castle. - FR: Elsa Frossen]

She couldn't believe it. Elsa replied to her message. A message that was supposed to be sent to Kristoff. A message that received a positive reply. Then she realized that Elsa replied knowing who she is even if she didn't put her initials or name in the text message. But her questioning was put aside and the thought of Elsa filled her head. She squealed loudly, waking Mulan in the process, and rummage around her bed to find her wallet, fix herself to look presentable and dash out of the room.

Mulan, instinctively pointed her gun at Anna before she left, was now alone in the dorm room and glaring at the wall where Anna's bed is. She clicked her tongue and grumbled incoherent Mandarin words.

Rushing at the said café, Anna was able to run from her dorm room to the shop within ten minutes. A record time considering the distance should cover at least fifteen minutes. There, she stopped before entering the shop to catch her breath. After wiping out the sweat that formed on her forehead and nape, she took a deep encouraging breath and internal peptalk then proceeds to enter the said establishment.

Inside the coffee shop, Anna found only a handful of people inside. There are four customers lounging at different tables, a single staff behind the counter and the guard who stood beside her. She looked around to find a certain platinum blonde senior and immediately found her by the corner of the shop, leaning at the shop window behind her.

Anna noted that the blonde was reading a book while a tall cup of the shop's concoctions was placed on top of the table before her. Beside the cup is a set of books, she thought Elsa likes to read, a black item on top of it and a light blue handkerchief at the side. Her eyes trailed from the contents on top of the table to what Elsa looked like. The blonde was wearing a white shot sleeved shirt, a pair of black leggings and black loose boots. Her hair was styled in its windswept manner with a braid that lay on her right shoulder. Elsa was a definition of gorgeous at any time.

The guard that was standing beside Anna cleared his throat and asked if she needs any help. Anna looked at the staff and immediately blushed upon realizing that she was staring openly at Elsa. She shook her head and made her way to the platinum blonde girl who was now looking at her with a grin adorning her face. 'Not sure if I would be attracted to that grin or annoyed that she's grinning at me.'

With the book she was holding now on the table, she lifted her left arm up to the table and leaned her chin at the heel of her palm. Elsa watched Anna approach her and she just grinned at her playfully. "Morning Anna." She greeted.

Anna sat on the empty cushioned seat adjacent to Elsa, sporting a slight blush across her cheeks. It was unfortunate enough that she saw her yesterday at an unfortunate event and stuttering, now she again saw her standing like a freak statue at the entrance of the shop. "If not for the fact that you saved me from utter boredom, I'll be wiping that smug grin off your face." I frowned at her and crossed my arms. Elsa just giggled and it made her blush. Her laugh reminded her of windchimes, soft and alluring, and she couldn't help but stare at her with a goofy smile replacing her frown. 'Her voice sounds amazing. Her lips look like they're sweet to kiss. Odin's grace, her eyes! Did the goddess Freya reincarnated as human and now named Elsa?'

"-So I'll buy you a cup of anything you want. Anna? Hello?" Elsa called out, waving her hand in front of Anna. The girl was staring at her with a lopsided smile and she can't decipher why she was even smiling. "Uh, if you don't want me to buy you something then it's fine with me. They do have the best chocolate drink here." She said, looking at her own cup which is filled with the said beverage.

Upon hearing the magic word, and no it's not please as Elsa didn't even said that, Anna snapped out of her trance. "Did you say you'll buy me chocolate?" Anna asked with a wide smile and twinkle in her eyes. She does love her chocolate. "Sweet! Let's go and buy me chocolate!" she stood up and went ahead to the counter, leaving a chuckling Elsa.

"So you're telling me that Olaf is your cousin?" Anna asked. After ordering the chocolate drink and the small argument about who will pay for it, both she and Elsa just stayed at their booth and chatted about anything. Mostly Anna was chatting and Elsa attentively listening and quip a few comments.

The platinum blonde nodded her head. "Yeah, he's a rather handful cousin but very fun to be with." She giggled.

Anna couldn't help but and agree at Elsa's comment. "Ah that explains why he's too familiar with you." She couldn't believe that she felt jealousy at Olaf's closeness with the blonde. She laughed at the thought of it and after having a hearty laugh; she picked up her cup of hot chocolate and slowly drank its contents.

"Indeed. Speaking of relationship-" Elsa looked down and cradled the cup of cold chocolate drink in her hands. "How long have you and Kristoff been dating?" she asked in a tone that resembled curiosity and bitterness.

The question made Anna choke on her drink and burning the tip of her tongue in the process. She blindly tried to grab a tissue nearby and when she touched something folded like a tissue, she quickly used it to wipe her chocolate stained lips. "Whoa, whoa. Who's dating who now?" she asked in shock. The material used to wipe her mouth was placed down and she stuck out her tongue and tried to see if it was swelling due to the hot chocolate.

First, Elsa was stunned and blushing after seeing Anna user the handkerchief she owns to wipe the chocolate off her lips. Second, Anna and Kristoff are not dating, or so she assumes by seeing Anna's reaction. "Uhm, you and Kristoff? I assume that you two are dating considering that you two are close. I would assume Olaf is in the picture too but since he would chatter my ear off if he has a girlfriend, I crossed the possibility." She told Anna. It was the longest thing she said ever since meeting Anna.

Anna frowned. "You know, your sentence construction needs a little adjustment."

"Excuse me? And what's wrong with my grammar?"

"You used the words 'dating', 'kristoff' and 'you', in the same question." Anna now sported a pout and Elsa found it rather cute. "Those words don't go together in the same question you asked. Using them together is grammatically wrong which grammar Nazis will be hunting you down for it."

"There's nothing-"

The redhead reached out and placed a finger over Elsa's lips, mind occupied at the topic about her thinking she's dating Kristoff, and silenced the older girl. "Ah bupbupbup! It's completely wrong. Kristoff and I are NOT dating and for so many reasons. One of them is it's like dating my brother, if I do have one that is. Then add up that guy is more obsessed with his pet reindeer named Sven, he has a pet reindeer, than women. And another thing is I stopped dating men after my last boyfriend during highschool." Her pout turned to glare. She waited for Elsa to respond, react or do something. But the blonde has her signature right brow raised, looking sexy and questioning at the same time. She wondered why the blonde was giving her such look. "What?"

Still with Anna's finger over her lips, Elsa still kept her trademark look and just gazed down to the fnger over her lip then to Anna. She can always swat the digit away but she thought of making the redhead blush can make it a lot more amusing. But the redhead just gave her a quizzical look, cocking her head to the side and it was enough for her to grin mischievously. She looked at the offending (lie) finger, she gave it a quick kiss and she winked at Anna that made the redhead squeak, shiver and retract her hand.

"Elsa!" Anna shouted with a full face blush. Everyone in the café, about four counting the staffs, turned their attention at them. She cradled her hand that Elsa kissed, her hand that felt the cool lips of the blonde girl before her.

The blonde looked at their now audience and showed them an apologetic look. They all went back to their business and Elsa returned her attention to Anna with a glare. "Keep your voice down Anna." She made a zipping notion over her lips and Anna nodded her head. "The reason I like going here this early is because I like the quietness. So please let's keep it that way?" Anna nodded again.

"I wouldn't have screamed if you didn't d-do err-" Anna was blushing again and stuttering, unable to say what previously happen.

This made Elsa grinned with mischief. "Do what?"

"You know what I mean!" Anna glared at Elsa, blushing in the process. The grin and her amused face. It was too much for her to handle and keep a straight eye contact with the blue-eyed beauty before her.

"No I don't. Do remind me why you screamed." Elsa teased again, finding the blush on Anna's face as adorable.

Anna, not wanting anymore teasing, let her mouth react first than her brain. Like a cornered cub, she blabber the first thing her mouth came up with. "Dammit Elsa, if you keep that up I'll kiss you right here and now." Anna growled. It was a threat that she usually tells her friends when they are overly teasing her and in her records, it never failed before. She was blushing and yet glaring at Elsa whose grin faltered and now sporting a bright red blush across her face. The threat was a success. 'Wait-what?'

Both fell into an awkward silence and faces blushing madly. There were a few sounds coming from their cups whenever they drink their chocolates. It took them a good fifteen minutes before they realized that café was starting to cater more students and.

"Uhm, what time is your class?" Anna asked, hoping that they can move to a new topic.

The senior student looked at Anna; face still tinted with a blush. "About seven o'clock."

Anna just nodded her head and tried to think of a new topic. She still can't believe she screwed up with Elsa, again. With a deep sigh, she just pouted and looked down to her half-filled cup of chocolate.

"So- he's not your boyfriend?" Elsa suddenly asked, snapping Anna out of her sullen state and looked up to her.

"Oh gods yes, I mean no… Err he's not my boyfriend. Will not. And would never be my boyfriend." Anna emphasized sternly. "He's my Best boy buddy and never did my heart even swayed at his cheesy lines."

"Cheesy lines? So he tried to court you?"

"A couple of times. But I guess we aren't just meant to be. Though I am glad he's my best bud. He helped me a lot when I broke up with my last boyfriend. It wasn't a pretty sight when he found out about my ex's true intention." Anna said, reminiscing about Hans. Kristoff did something to Hans that he'll never forger after she broke up with him. Her blonde brawny friend held Hans firmly by the armpits, doing a wrestling hold, giving her the opportunity to punch Hans' beloved face. She decided to share it to Elsa.

Elsa hummed, a small smile now gracing her lips. She was tracing her right index finger over the lip of her cup as she listened to Anna's story. When the redhead finished her tale, she laughed and pointed out that Anna may have a mean right hook.

"And then Kristoff teamed up with my parents in teasing me about being a late bloomer. How should I know my attraction to Claire Farron was an indication I'm a lesbian." Anna pouted and crossed her arms.

"Yes, Claire Farron is someone to be gay for-wait, you're gay?" Elsa asked in surprise, her left brow raised.

"Well yeah. I didn't know until the time Hans took me to his big brother's college party." Anna answered nonchalantly. 'Oh yeah, I need to find that mysterious kisser too.' She looked at Elsa who was still looking a bit surprised at her revelation. 'Well after this, I'll find the mysterious kisser.' She mused. Then she realized that the girl before her might be uncomfortable with lesbians. "Oh shit! Sorry, I should've eased it out a bit about telling my sexual orientation. Did I offend you? Great Odin, I'm sorry and if you don't want to hang out I tota-" Her chatter was halted when she felt a cool finger over her lips. She looked up to the owner of the said finger noticed that instead of being disgusted; Elsa was looking at her with an unusual expression. The way her expression changed from shock to a calm one and her ocean blue eyes screaming like she's happy. And her brows. Those well cared brows arched, indicating that Elsa was not disgusted. It shows understanding and making Elsa look sexier. 'Damn! Those brows of hers should be tagged as legal weapons. They can stun anyone just by wagging them or raising one of them.'

"Listen, I'm okay with you being gay, alright? So stop panicking or thinking I'm disgusted with you." Elsa told Anna and she retracted her hand from Anna's lips. The redhead was still stunned and she saw how Anna looked at the finger she used to touch her lips. Without taking any second thoughts, she raised the her finger, noticing that Anna was eyeing it like a hawk, and placed it upon her own lips, giving a quick kiss on it. She then winked at Anna who stiffened after what she showed her.

'Damn! What is she doing to me?! Was she teasing me? Wait maybe she's gay too? Remember Anna, we don't date straight. Don't date straight. Don't date straight. Don't date straight.' Anna's mind chanted. 'Wait, is she even straight? Can't risk it! Don't date straight!' And her chanting continues.

Elsa's lips curved into a small smile and she hid it by taking cup and placing it under her nose, smelling the aroma of the bitter dark chocolate flavor. She peeked at Anna who seemed to be focus on her as the redhead keep on furrowing and unfurrowing her brows. Like she was in deep thought.

But their quaint time together ended, to both of their dismay, when Anna's phone rings out loud. The music 'Reindeers are better than people' blared out from the mobile device and Elsa can swear that the song was being sung by Kristoff. Anna, startled from her mental chanting, took out her phone and saw Kristoff's contact number blinking in the screen. With a sigh, she looked at Elsa with a silent message of she's taking the call, and pressed the answer button.

"Anna! Why the hell are you awake at such an ungodly hour?"

Anna just rolled her eyes. "I fell asleep early and Mulan threatened me again with Mushu."

"*grumbling noise* you woke her up again. Anna you know your message will continue to notify me when it's sent around midnight. What did we agreed upon about messages during midnight?"

"No messages unless its life and death. But it was life and death! Mulan took out Mushu and pointed it at me." Anna whined. "She said she would make it look like an accident."

"That's because you woke her up. But, fine where are you? We'll have breakfast together. It's already five-thirty."

"I'm at-" Anna was about to tell Kristoff where she was when she saw Elsa waving at her and pointing the time in her smartphone. Anna tilted her head, unsure to what Elsa was telling her. the platinum blonde rolled her eyes and instantly opened her messaging app and typed in the message she needs to tell Anna.

[Class starts at seven. Need to prepare.]

Elsa waved at Anna and took her things from the table and left in a hurry but with grace. Anna is unsure if she's still sleepy or it is possible to actually sprint with a grace of a model.

"Anna? Anna? Anna banana? You still there?"

"Oh! Yeah sorry, I'll just meet you at the usual breakfast diner." Anna informed Kristoff and her blonde friend agreed. Ending their call, she sighed and looked at her phone, there was one message. She thought she might've received it during her conversation with Kristoff. Opening her messaging system, she couldn't believe what she is reading.

[I had a great time ;) but you owe me for using my handkerchief. Lunch with me as payment? – FR: Elsa Frossen]

"How the heck did she even know my number? And what handkerchie-ohhh" Anna noticed that she was holding a light blue handkerchief. Her face contorted, stopping herself from smiling widely. She held the said fabric close to her and dared to smell it. It smelled of fresh laundry, something she found as comforting. Smelling Elsa's handkerchief, she was not able to control herself and gave in to the warm feeling she has in her chest and a goofy grin now decorated her face. Unbeknownst to her, a certain blonde male was still calling her name via mobile phone. More like singing to her.

"Anna anna bobanna bannah fannah fo fannah fe fi fo fanna anna. Anna if you don't pick this up i'm singing the Achmed jingle bombs!" There was a sound of guitar in the background. "Still not talking? okay! Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs, mine blew up you see. Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me?"

"Dammit Kristoff! You know that song is-" She heard a strum from the other line. "Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs~"

And it ended that they sang the said song until the two got together and sang in duet.