Chapter 3: Miyoshi The Match-Maker Part I
A/N: I decided to do something different for this chapter. Instead of the usual Q's and Replies following, I will just post the Q's and then post the answer's in a later chapter. Do you like?
Also, Sorry for the long gap between updates. I'm currently attending school and it's been hell with all my writing assignments...
Apologies in advance: don't expect "exact on-time" updates, just follow this quote "When it comes, It comes..."
Disclaimer : Are Zuko and Katara even DATING? NO. Has Aang found Appa? NO. Did Akito stay a guy? NO. Did Ranma finally release himself from the curse? NO. Did Sesshoumaru finally kill off Inuyasha? NO! Did Yuhi and Chidori live happily ever after with eachother? NOOO! Therefore I do not own Avatar, nor Ranma 1/2, nor Inuyasha, nor Furuba, nor Ayashi no Ceres. I only own my creative story and characters. And if you even think of sueing me, you'll loose on the spot since I'm dead broke...XD
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Dear Miyoshi,
I have heard that you are an excellent matchmaker, even for those that are a hopeless case,
is this true?
If so, I have a...friend...that is in dire need of your help.
I have included a few documents detailing him in everything save his name...as I don't want him to know he's being matched...
he'd ruin my tea supply if he found out I was even writing this letter.
Sincerely,
Lotus G. Master
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Dear Lotus G. Master,
Congratualtions on making it to Grand Master Level! (smilely face)
As for my matchmaking abilities, I believe I have found someone.
I have included some of her stats for your approval but didn't include her name, considering you didn't give me your neph-I mean- Friends name...
She hails from a beautiful region and has a wonderful, yet spirited background. Family has fallen on hard times recently due tot the war and all so her dowry won't be as large. She does have a slight temper and can be frightfully stubborn when provoked. Though, I gather your friend is like that as well hmmm? I viewed his star charts and it matches with hers perfectly...oddly enough she was the only one that matched...
So, please send back a reply on Yay or Nay.
Sincerely,
Miyoshi
P.S.
My condolences on the anniversary of your sons un-timely death.
I shall enclose a small token for you to "give" to him.
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Dear Miyoshi,
I recieved your letter before my dear, sweet brother got his.
I was able to intercept his and was shocked that you even wrote that much!
How could you even say that I would do such things?
And I'll have you know that I can be as naive as I want, as these idiots I am travelling with are none the wiser.
Oh, and by the way, Toph wants to know if you will be sending anymore of those rock candies...
Sokka used the last batch you sent for fire fuel.
What a genius...and I use the term loosely.
Sincerely,
Katara
P.S.
We finally reached Ba Sing Se and will be staying near the palace. HA-HA! We reached the city before the amount you prophecized, therefore you owe me money! You read that correctly, money! And I shall put it into the "Toph Makeover Fund"...
(smiley faces drawn all over bottom half of scroll...along with stars...and scratched out pictures of a couple kissing...)
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Dear Katara,
Since the prophecy that you claim I spoke was never recorded, the deal is off.
I do NOT owe you money!(smiley face)
But I will enclose a treat for you and Toph to use for the benefit of her health.
Ahem...
I can say such things since I am a Goddess and just happen to know everything. (smiley face drawn with word "Nyah!" coming out of mouth)
Also, I am not the only one that has noticed that those idiots you are traveling with are wise...but, you should pay attention to those around you and notice body language. Actions scream louder than words.
Speaking of Sokka,
he was using rock candies for fire fuel!
How much of that Cactus Juice did he drink exactly?
Oh, by the way, a certain Kyoshi warrior is on the trail of your brother. I'm sure she has met with your group by now, but I thought you should know anyway...fore-warned is fore-armed.
And speaking of Rock Candies, I have sent a 3 Ton block carved into the very likeness of someone you all should know.
(smiley face winking)
Hope all enjoy the treat!
Sincerely,
Miyoshi
P.S.
Your 15th Birthday is coming up right? How about I arrange a special visit just for you...savvy?
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Dearest Love, (this question is for Shesho.)
ARE YOU CURRENTLY MATING WITH ANYONE?
Seriously, I'd like to get with you some time (wink, wink) (nudge, nudge)
Darkly Insane
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Dear Darkly Insane,
Judging by the scent that lingers on this page, I gather that you are a lowly human and as such do not deserve even this small token of a letter. This is beneath my status and as such just serves as a warning to others THAT I SHALL SLAY ALL HUMANS THAT WRITE TO ME IN THIS MANNER!
To even think of mating with a human is sinful…
Besides, I have a wife already.
The Lord of all Western Lands
P.S. I have a wife already!
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Dear Miyoshi,
I have a friend that likes two super hot guys, but can't seem to decide which one she wants to truely stay with.
The first one she likes can cook up a storm of a meal (and it tastse excellent too!)
The second one swept her off her feet (literally) and she had been in the clouds eversince.
She really cares for both of them, but she also doesn't want their feelings to get hurt.
What should she do?
Sincerely,
Zele Totsumi
P.S.
If she doesn't want the chef, I already told her I have dibs on him.
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Dear Zele,
I told you to stop meddling in the affairs of humans!
If I've told you once, I've told you a million times: WAIT until you've reached Goddess Level 21!
Only then will you have the power to influence their actions.
As for the girl, she'll go with the first guy that "knocks her up" in her world's terminology.
So, until YOU, my little sister, reach Level 21 : STICK TO HELPING ANIMALIA FIND THEIR WAY HOME!
Sincerely,
Yoshine-chan.
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Dear Miyoshi,
I have a feeling that everyone in my council (including my older brother)
are conspriring with eachother to send me on a date with...someone I know...
She is very shy and seems to enjoy watching that strange show Mogeta.
I don't know if the feelings I have for her are like the feelings I have for Tohru-san,
so what should I do?
Sincerely,
The Rat
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Dear Rat Boy,
Give up on Tohru-chan. She's been smitten by the cat since they met on the roof...
Oh, I sense you didn't know about that...whoops...
Anywho, go with Machi-chan, she's perfect for you. (smiley face)
Sincerely,
Miyoko, twin of Miyoshi.
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A/N: YAY! I got Chapter3 up! Thank-you to everyone who actually review! I'm afraid this project will fall apart if reviews stop coming...so,
READ& REVIEW! (yelling!(smiles) ) And that's the way the cookie crumbles...