(Okay so, I've decided if I have to suffer, I might as well get something out of it. Shameless self-promotion.
Loyal readers I have a tumblr! It's just random things I reblog. The link is on my profile. If you are too lazy to go there the link is lunammoon,tumblr,com. Just replace the commas with periods. Ok self-promotion over.)
AN: BEFOUR THE CHAPTER HERES A SHOUT OUT TO SOME OF MY REVIEWS! (You have reviews? That aren't negative?)
XHEADFONECHICKX – THANKS FOR THE IDEA, I REMBER GLADOS SAID THAT ANDROD HELL WAS A PLACE IN PORTAL 1 SO THAT GAVE ME THE IDEA FOR THIS CHAPTER! (So this story actually takes place in hell? Let's be honest, none of you are surprised.)
THE PIE3 – OF COURSE ITS BAD CHELL BOOTY QUAKED AN NOW THERE ARE ZOMBOYS, IF IT DOESN'T GET BAT THE STORY WULD BE BORON! ITS CALLED CONFILCT MY TEACHER TOLD ME SO! (You go to school?)
ITS MY LIFE!
CHAPTER 3: HELLO HELL, THE RETURN OF GABE JONSON!
I o-mouthed (Ok take a drink every time she says either "o-mouthed" or "lol". However, if you do that you may want to get in line for a liver transplant. You'll need a head start.) in shock at zombee Chell an Atlas an Wheetly just screamed real loud. There was no weapons to fight them with but I thot hard an used the portal gun to portal below me an far away (Why would you need to think hard. Just use it.) so I escaped with Wheetly. "That was a close one Wheetly" (Is Wheatley still between your chesticles.) said to me an we started lookin for clues on why zomboys happened. Then was wen I realized one of my powers was super detective (Are you Sherlock? In that case fake your death by jumping off a building. Or better yet! Don't fake it and just jump.) an I new where zombees came from. THE TATERS!
"Those were zombee taters if you eat them an dead you will be zombee." (That makes sense. In a weird way.) I esplained to Wheetly who o-mouthed. Then a portal happened an Chell an Atlas came out with nifes ready to eat us! My powers were still all wonky so I culdnt fight them instead we ran fast but triped. I looked to what I triped on an saw it was…. A prototip portal gun! (You mean the huge backpack thing with the attached gun? Was it just lying around?) I piced it up an test fired it at Chell an Altas who falled down it an flames came up.
"Bloody hell it's a buggering portal to andord hell!" (Yay!) Wheetly realized an I new he was right. Even tho they were zombees now I had to safe my sister an Altas from androod hell so I grabed the prototip portal gun an jumped in. "Marrissa no its toooo dangerous!" Wheetly cried but I had to do it. (Please remember, Wheatley is still in her cleavage during this.)
Insid androd hell was a bunch of metal an fire with robots gettin bet up I saw Glados an Chell an Atlas all there being hurted by robodemons from the game DOOM. I wents up to Cshell an saw her was not zombee any more an o-mouthed at me.
"Marrissa you saved me becos there are no zombees in adroid hell (Ok, please note this comment. I'm won't tell you why now, but keep it in your brain.) thank you!" Chell hugged me an I was happy that my sister was safed but now we had to fined Altas an get out of here. So we went lookin for Atlas when I saw a hotub made off lava with a muscely guy in it an lots of hot babes. Chell was reel suprised at him an I thot telepathic "Whats goin on Chell whos that guy?"
"That guy is…. GABE JONSON!" (Does she mean "Cave" Johnson? Too be fair, Cave does sound like Gabe if you say it fast enough.
You just said Cave really fast to yourself, didn't you.) The man looked up at us when Chell sayd it an he was all shocked. "Marrissa is that you?" He was all scarred lookin an made fart bubbles in the hotub which made all the hot babes angry so they left. (Wow. That was incredibly pointless.) "OMG How do you no my name?" I asked in shock an o-mouthed. "I no it becos your… MY DOTTER!" We all even the robots o-mouthed an Chell fainted becus wewere sisters so she was Gabe Jonsons dotter (I forgot. Relatives of main character/s: Check.) too. Gabe got out of the hotub but he was NAKED so it was all gross an I ran away. (Another pointless moment.) "OMG OOPS!" Gabe said lolling an got some pants on but I was already goin far away.
After some far runnin I got back to the portal an saw something bad! Wheetly was all tied up an P-Body an now alife Atlas were throwin the taters into androod hell an robots were eatin em an turning to zomboys! (Remember that info I told you to store away. You know, the bit about there being no zombies and Android hell. Look at this. Wait, those are zomboys, not zombees. Never mind.) A robodemon ate one an becomed the big zombie boss monster from Reisdent Evil only he had a portal gun an rocket launchers. Gabe Jonson ran up carryin Chell but zombees were chasin them! Atlas an P-Body lolled an said "Bye B****!" an closed the portal leavin us rapped! We had been Left 4 Dead!
"Marrissa you most use yur powers its the only hope." Gabe Jonson said an I new it was true. (How?) I bended down on the metal floor an thot hard an sparks came out of my everwhere an I glowed brite gold. (Plot-Convenience powers activate. That reminds me. Plot-Convenience powers? Check.) Gabe Jonson o-mouthed at me an Chell was still uncosios so she didnt do nothin. (No dip Sherlock.) There was a huge flash of the britest lite ever an we were in Portal Labs! (Say it with me. Ah-Per-Ture)
"Yay we did it!" I sad huggin Gabe an Chell. Then some one started to lol at us it was… GLADOS! "You let me escape from Ardod Hell now I will have my revenge on you Marrissa Roberts!"
TO BE CONTINUED!
OH NO! CAN MARRISSA ESKAPE FROM GLADOS ONCE AN FOR ALL AN IS GABE JONSON REELY A GOOD GUY AN DAD? FIND OUT SOON!
(So from my reviewers, I've been informed of two things.
1) I got the address. Thanks, I'm working on the apology letters now.
2) It get's worse
The things I do for you people.)