"Heh..." Mello snickered as he read a magazine with an odd Z and a question mark on the cover.
Matt sat at the other side of the room sitting in front of a TV screen with his GameCube hooked up playing Naruto Ultimate Ninja. "What? Gah, Kakashi, why won't you just die!"
Mello waved the comic at his childhood friend. "You gotta read this!"
Matt reluctantly put down his controller and slouched over to Mello and peered over his shoulder. "Hmm?"
"He's talking to a stuffed bear!" Mello said.
"Wow, hey didn't you used to do that?" Matt asked.
"No! I talked to my monkey, Coco!" Mello said.
"Oh, yeah...must've been Near who had the bear..." Matt mused with a thoughtful face.
"Oh! Now he's killing Shmee!" Mello laughed.
"...Why's he killing Shmee...?"
"He said it told lies! I quote, "WELL FUCK YOU MR. BEAR! YOU TELL LIIIIESSSSSSSS!"" Mello quoted.
"So, lemme get this straight, this maniac guy is killing a poor stuffed bear 'cause he thinks it's telling him lies...? Where is this set...?"
"Yup, pretty much. They're in Squee's bathroom!" Mello grinned.
"Squee? Wow, that's worst than Mail and that's pretty damn bad...What are his parents on...! I kinda want some..." Matt said.
"I dunno, and NO!"
Matt lit a ciggy and took a drag. "Fine, be that way..."
Mello scowled and snatched the lit cancer stick and put it out with his boot. "No!"
"Hey! I need those!" Matt whined.
"No, I'm giving up chocolate, so you're givng up ciggerettes!"
"What...did...you...say? Oh...my...fucking...god..."
"What? Matt...are you okay? Matt? HEY!" Mello caught Matt just before he hit the floor.
Matt had fainted, but hey who wouldn't...Mello giving up chocolate is absurd!
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