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Tsukune came into Moka's office with a smile that could light up a city. He was so eager to be closer to getting Kurumu to like him. He walked over to the desk where Ruby sat.

"Hello, I'm the four o'clock appointment." Tsukune handed her the paper.

Ruby nodded, "Tsukune Aono, right?"

"Yeah." Tsukune goofily grinned.

"Well, Moka will be with you shortly." Ruby said.

"Okay," Tsukune said looking at an empty chair, "Thank you."

"Wait," Ruby said, "Can I ask you a question?"

"Sure." Tsukune offered her a compassionate look.

"When did the girl tell you about you know what?" Ruby asked.

"Ayashi?" Tsukune whispered and received a nod, "At the end of middle school."

"Why did she decided to tell you?" Ruby asked and shook her head, "Sorry, it's none of my business.

"That's fine," Tsukune rubbed the back of his neck and blushed, "It's not like I don't like talking about Kurumu. Besides it's not every day that a human knows about this kind of stuff right?"

"Yeah, that's right. It's rare for spouses to even know, sometimes. We are trained from a young age to keep it a secret." Ruby replied.

Tsukune nodded, "When Kurumu and I were in the eighth grade, there was this boy in high school that had his eye set on Kurumu. She ignored his advances and told him to back off. When he wouldn't stop, she told him she was with me. We thought that that has stopped him since he hadn't bothered her for a week. Turns out he was friends with a boy in our grade. The boy in our grade was an ayashi who controlled fire. He transformed into this fox like thing with six tails. He transformed in front of me and acted like he was going to attack to scare me, but Kurumu didn't think he's stop and would kill me. So she transformed and attacked him."

"She explained to you what happened afterwards?" Ruby looked at Tsukune in shock.

He nodded his head, "She apologized over and over again because she thought it was her fault. The day that all happened, I didn't know what to say. I just walked home silently and went to bed. Kurumu thought that I hated her and avoided me the next day and the day after that. Days past and so did weeks but neither one of us said a word. I was still in shock and she had false thoughts."

Ruby was lost deep in the story, "what happened next?"

"A month had past and finally we had run into each other in an empty hall. I pulled her into a fierce hug. I told her I wanted to know more about the ayashi world, how sorry I was, and that our friendship shouldn't have to change because of what happened. 'I never want anything else to split us up again!' She had exclaimed and cried on me." Tsukune sighed at the memory, "I was the coward and yet she was sorry. I finally felt truly okay with myself when I helped a scared Kurumu who had accidently charmed a boy with her powers. I didn't run or zone out that time. I helped her."

"What a story!" Kahlua said running out of Moka's office to hug Tsukune.

Tsukune looked at the blond girl shocked, "uuuhhhh…thanks?"

"See you later, Moka dear!" Kahlua gave Tsukune one last squeeze and ran off happily.

"Who…" Tsukune looked at Ruby and then at Moka.

Moka just sighed, "Come on let's get started."

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"You are not making the right kind of moves. You are compassionate, great listener, understanding, and loving towards her. What you are showing to her is that you are her gay little brother. Time to macho up a little bit. Stop being her pet dog. Don't always answer her calls. It will make her wonder and try to get your attention." Moka said in a bit of a harsh tone as Tsukune told her more stories of Kurumu and him.

"So be a jerk?" Tsukune asked confused.

"No!" Moka looked at him like he was stupid, "Just don't be her best friend. Show that you are frustrated. She'll try to realize why. Also, stop wearing…that," She pointed to his whole body, "You look like a young boy instead of young man. Lose the bow tie, khakis, and my good those shoes and vest are the worst. Is your mother still dressing you? Time to wear a suit."

"Okay…" Tsukune felt greatly offended.

"Now, you may get into some arguments because of this and that is just fine. When girls get into arguments or fights are problem is that we over think it a little bit. Which means you'll be on her mind. When she's thinking of you, she can think of a million different things. She'll probably talk smack about you in her head a little bit, then she'll think I can't be too mad at him, after she'll appreciate you a little more than she did before, and then she'll be pissed at you all over again. Cycle of relationships." Moka said.

She wanted to get out of the teaching stage and move on to the action stage. It was a great help that Tsukune actually knew the girl a bit more, but they still had a lot of work to do if Kurumu was going to fall in love with him. All the stories she had heard, she wasn't sure if Kurumu liked him or not, so they had to move and fast. Especially, if she was interested in another guy.

"So, fighting is good?" Tsukune was so lost and confused.

"Kind of," Moka said, "Just watch out for these key words: Fine, nothing, go ahead, whatever, and that's okay."

"Why?"

He had to admit that Moka seemed like a different person when she was teaching him this stuff. If he had known her pink haired persona he would have compared her to that.

Moka tired her best not to sigh, "Fine in women talk at the end of the argument is that she know's she is absolutely correct and you just need to shut up now. Nothing really means something and you better be worried as hell. Go ahead, my dear little boy, is not permission it is a dare. Whatever is a lady's way," Moka did an odd curtsy, "way of saying fuck you, man. That's okay means she is probably still thinking of a way to get you back. I hope you are keeping a mental check of this." She paused for a second, "Oh, and when she says wow that is not a complement it means she is so amazed that one person could be so stupid."

"Okay," Tsukune nodded taking mental notes, "How is this going to help me, though?"

Moka rolled her eyes, "You were worried about ruining your friendship before right?"

"Yeah." Tsukune responded still not seeing the point in this.

"That's because you saw her as a best friend and not a women. Stop seeing her as your buddy and start seeing her as the fine piece of ass she is. Get down and dirty, but not too dirty because she will slap you and just like a cellphone your connection will be cut for not paying up your bill…of being a gentleman."

"So not best friend but gentleman and not girl I've known since grade school but the woman I'm attracted to?" Tsukune said finally catching up.

"Very good!"

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Hope you liked it. ^.^ I know this chapter wasn't the best, but I'll try harder.