Starblazer

Narrator: Red lasers, Police-Enforced Robots, and a Pink Puff Ball. Death is certainly inevitable this time. Kirby's surrounded by the Police forces. Can he get himself outta this mess?

Kirby: Dude, stop talking! You're making a pointless narration to recap something that the reader can re-read in the previous chapter!

Narrator: Okay, okay! You don't have to be so rude about it…

Kirby: Moving onnnnnn!

I do not own "Kirby" as it is owned by Hal Laboratory & Nintendo.

"Hey, Robuddies." I had a plan for such occasions and pointed somewhere. "What's that?" They stopped charging and faced the empty box.

With that spare moment, I ran as fast as I could and pressed a button on my alarm clock to reveal a hidden passage with a sliding pole. I held onto the metal pole and slid down, down until my feet hit the ground.

Once on the cold-tile ground (that happens to be shiny-onyx colored), staring back at me was the collection of weaponry. Each dangerous weapon was shelved inside a closet-like cabinet.

On the right side was a selection of guns and labeled names of all of them. Same goes with the left side, only with swords. The middle had a combination of both. Guess which one I took. If you guessed the left, you're wrong. Guessed right? Still wrong. Middle's the lucky charm.

Click.

Snap.

Lock.

Pop.

…What were you thinking? Pervert!

Everything was set. I equipped myself with a sword strapped onto my back and 2 guns in my hands.

Looking back up from where I arrived, the robots did not notice my escape. Let's keep it that way. I put my guns in their hostlers and started making my way back up.

"He is not present in this room." One robot said.

"My sensors indicate he made an escape route." Another one said. He was scooting the area.

"How can you be so certain?"

"I'm a robot. My sensors are never wrong."

I heard the whole conversation. They're robots that are capable of finding their targets and eliminate them quickly. Yet, they can't see a freakin' hole in the ground? Did they forget to charge their idiotic brains before they arrived? C'mon now!

Poking my sphere-shaped body out into the open, I made my way into the kitchen unnoticed. Mechanism was heard swinging to face the sounds of something… unusual. Machinery footsteps made their way out of my destroyed front door. For the purpose of this is unknown.

Hiding in the cabinet under the sink was a bad idea. Kitchen supplies occupied most of it alone with me making the final cut to being fully encased.

"I KNEW this was going to be a bad idea!" I told myself. I backed up very slowly; enough to give myself space to hide. What I didn't expect was the butt of one of the swords tap against a glass vase, knocking it over. Amazingly it didn't break.

"Who goes there?" Shouted one of the robots. That's something I did NOT want to happen!

No response was made; just me flinging myself out of the cabinet. With the attention grabber moment, the robots approached. One by one, they came like soldiers marching. Their mechanism in unison; facing the same direction.

"Geez! This is just like the storm trooper scene in that 'Return of the Jedi' movie." I stood in front of a jukebox.

Now facing red beams of death again, one robot marched in front of the crowd as their leader.

"Surrender now. There is no escape."

"Aww mannnn… I was just about to get started!" I began my fake-tears trick that I stole from Pokémon. "Can I play a song from my jukieboxy before you send me away?"

The robots' lowered their weapons. "Fine. You got until the song ends. Got it?"

"That's all I'll need…" I turned my back on them. Facing my pink face was the jukebox; it was ready to be played. "You ready?"

"Go ahead."

"Heh. This party's getting crazy." I rose my pink arm up and imitated Dante from DMC3. "Let's rock!" Lunging my arm forward, I pressed one of the many buttons. At first, nothing happened… so I pressed it several more times. Then this happened…

"IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!" Roared from the speakers.

"Whattttt?" I face palmed my pink face so hard. "…ow."

The robots were annoyed; their simple expressionless faces told me.

"Sorry! Wrong song…" I kicked the stupid machine on the top really hard, leaving a dent. Only this time, another song came up.

(Okay. Pause the story! Go to Youtube in another tab and look up a song called "Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom Mash-up: Strider Hiryu" by "frostcat." Once you've done that, return to this and continue reading. You'll thank me later x). Carry on.)

"Ah; that's more like it." I told myself while tapping my foot to the beat at the same time.

SHINK! SHINK!

"Let's go, bubs!" The swords were now unsheathed and I swiped the blades together.

The robots raised their weapons up again as they awaited their next command.

"Fire at will; destroy him at all cost."

With that command, Kirby had launched himself at one robot with a familiar Dr. Doom move. "Foot Dive!" Knocking down one caused a domino effect with only his foot; it knocked down 5 of them at once, breaking their gears inside.

The others were shocked and held their position.

"What are you doing? I said 'FIRE!'" Shouted their leader, who had not been phased one bit. The shocked robots resumed their original task and started firing lasers after lasers at Kirby.

Kirby, who's small and quick on his feet, found it rather simple to avoid getting attacked. Swiping the legs of a helpless robot with the left sword was only a simple cut; it separated so clean, it felt like cutting butter.

The robot fell down and was defeated. Several lasers were shot seconds before Kirby can react, thus knocking out one of the blades from his hand and shattering it completely as it made contact with the ground. Everyone held their positions and watched an unmoved Kirby witness the shattered sword incident.

"You did NOT just do that!" Growled my inner hatred towards anyone who destroys my prized possession(s). I held the remaining sword with both hands. "I'm very skilled with one sword, you know…" Turning towards the robot crowd, they charged their death lasers once again.

…

Room went dark. Moments later, the lights came on

...

I swung my blade downwards, then twirled it around twice before returning it in it's sheathe.

Click!

All of the robots blew up once they heard the sound. Only remaining figures were Kirby and their leader.

"I am impressed. Bet you 100 Dream-Dollars you didn't make up that last attack." He said calmly. This one's different from the grunts I've faced just moments ago. Not because he's the leader, but shows no sign of fear or failure.

"Challenge: Accepted. Now hand over that money."

"No way. I don't believe it." Its anger rose. "How about I put that to the test?" Swinging his right arm like a sword, his replaced his hand with a blue energy-saber-like-thing. Reminds me of Zero from Megaman X.

I pointed my sword at the robot. "You're on! Don't blame me if your oil spills out."

"Very well then. Before we start, they call me 'Starblazer.' It'll be the last name you'll ever hear!"

…

We launched ourselves to our opponent.

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Writer's Block, I got 2 letters for you bro: F U! xP

This was probably the longest time I've delayed on a story, but I have a better reason other than writer's block. I stated on my profile that because I'm on vacation and stuff, I would need to work even harder on getting better at story writing. I hope this makes up, Miracleheart! xP

I added an intro to recap the MAIN events of the last chapter. I did that because I want my readers to refresh their minds on what's going on and don't need to go back to the previous one to see what led up to the current chapter. Going against Kirby's word x). Also, I kinda stole EliteKessu's intro-style in a way by breaking the forth wall. Don't tell her, she'll kill me D=. If you're reading this, EliteKessu, love ya, bro XDD. Credit goes to her though since I told her "I got inspiredededed by it" x).

Ah yes, references I used were from these games/movies/songs/show/character (in order): Star Wars, Pokémon, Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening, PB&J theme, Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3/Marvel vs. Capcom 1, X-Men's 'Wolverine', Fantastic Four's 'Dr. Doom,' Street Fighter's 'Akuma' (even though Kirby says he didn't, it was inspired by it. Fun fact to put out there.), Challenge Accepted Meme, and Megaman X's 'Zero.' Yep, that's all of them. D=

Summary

Kirby distracts the robots and escapes to a hidden hole/tunnel to his secret weapon stash. Once he made his way back up, he finds that the robots are too stupid to know his whereabouts. Kirby hides inside a cabinet in his sink and knocks down a vase, alerting the robots. The robots attempt to take Kirby out, unknowing of his skills and are wiped out quickly, leaving their leader, Starblazer, to fight the Pink Puff Ball.

I think I did a somewhat better job at describing a fight scene than I did the first time .. Hopefully, the next chapter will be more descriptive with a better fight since it's a 1 on 1.

As usual, I hope I've covered everything. Shoot me a review or something and say what you think and stuff and never hesitate to see if you can give me ideas for a current story or a new one.

Cya later guys!

Ps: I made a new Mortal Kombat story called "I'll Get You Back In The Next Round!" If you like random stories and "Out of character" stuff, that one's the story for you! =)

Pss: Remember that part where I said that the robots heard a sound? That will be answered in a future chapter. (Possibly 2-3 from now) Keep that in mind, okay?

Psss: Sorry if the chapter's kinda jumpy… idk anything else to add in to make it flow better T.T.