Chapter 4: About Last Night

...Hours later...

"We can't just keep ignoring what happened." Craig said. Tweek yelped and Clyde studied his thumb intently, pushing Craig's topic aside. "God dammit Clyde listen!" Craig growled.

"So what if I want to ignore it Craig!?" Clyde shouted. They were alone at Craig's house. His parents were out watching his sister's dance recital.

"I'm just saying that we have to at least discuss it..." Craig said.

"Y-yeah, I've been so -GAH st-stressed since that night..." Tweek said, shaking in his usual manner.

"Fine..." Clyde said, crossing his arms and letting loose a heavy sigh. "What do we need to discuss?" He asked as he recalled that night's events.

...Two days earlier...

Clyde stormed into Craig's bedroom, interupting an episode of Red Racer. Clyde was pissed, and grabbed Craig by the collar of his shirt, thrashing him about out of nowhere.

"Why the fuck would you tell Bebe I'm bi!?" He shouted in Craig's face, who was just as confused as the other two boys.

"You're bi?" Craig said, not even caring that Clyde was manhandling him.

"Shut the fuck up!" Clyde screamed. "You told her I'm bi and now she doesn't want to be with me anymore!" He yelled. Craig was getting annoyed now, and shoved Clyde away.

"I seriously had no idea you were bi dude!" Craig stated.

"Yeah right asshole!" Clyde ran at Craig, who simply stepped aside and grabbed the other boy's hair, tugging hard. "AGH SHIT YOU DICK!"

"Even if I knew you were bi, why would I tell Bebe of all people!?" Craig asked. Clyde growled, before yelling out in pain as Craig let him go.

"Then how'd she find out?" Clyde said, looking down angrily at his feet.

"Maybe cuz you keep gawking at Broflovski's ass..." Craig said. Clyde shot him a vicious glare, before surrendering.

"C'mon how can you not look at that ass!?" Clyde tried to reason with Craig. Craig simply nodded.

"That just makes you sound super gay." Craig snickered.

"Shut up dude..." Clyde said, as he began to sulk. He sat on the floor, and put his knees up to his chest. Craig sighed and approached his friend, placing a hand on his shoulder. "Bebe's gonna tell everybody I just know it..."

"Why does that matter?" Craig asked. "Everybody knows Tweek and I are gay, and nothing's changed." He said.

"It matters cuz..." Clyde didn't dare finish that sentence in front of an openly gay boy. He sighed and just slumped his head down, searching for a less controversial response. "It matters cuz..." he couldn't find one. He suddenly shivered at the unexpected touch of Craig Tucker's hands on his bare neck.

"You're tense dude..." Craig spoke softly as he kneaded Clyde's stiff neck. The brunette couldn't help but relax under Craig's spell. Craig Motherfucking Tucker was good at this.

"Oooh, damn that feels good..." Clyde groaned as Craig worked his magic fingers deep into his shoulders, pressing into every tense fiber in his muscles.

"You need to stop worrying about what other people think of you dude..." Craig said. Clyde nodded, not actually listening, just hoping Craig would shut up and keep going. Craig picked up on this and pinched the brunette's skin hard, causing him to yelp. "I'm serious..." Craig said sternly.

"Unlike you, I have a reputation to keep up." Clyde shot back rather rudely, on account of being pinched. Craig responded by sliding his hands down Clyde's shirt, and stroking his bare back. The other boy jumped, but didn't fight it, as Craig traced his fingers across Clyde's back, gently caressing every vertebrae of his spine. Clyde let out a shaky breath as Craig continued his gentle touching.

"You wanna feel something better?" Craig whispered into Craig's ear. The brunette groaned and shivered. It was then that he caught on to what Craig was talking about, and recoiled.

"DUDE! No, I can't..." He said, gasping to regain a normal heart rate. He was sweating, and appeared nervous as can be, whilst Craig gave off the impression of an over confident card-counter at a casino. He gave Clyde a smirk.

"C'mon, a little experimentation won't hurt Clyde..." Craig reached over and palmed Craig's crotch through his pants. The brunette boy was frozen with shock at Craig's sudden brashness. Craig's hand rubbed until Clyde was hard, and then proceeded to unbutton his pants.

"Craig...stop..." Clyde said, not sounding all that convincing. Craig looked at him with stern eyes, and placed his hand on Clyde's cheek, before pulling him into a deep kiss. Clyde's eyes shot wide as he accepted this new feeling, letting Craig's tongue explore his mouth. They broke the kiss for a second to breathe "Oh god Craig..." Clyde sighed, before they kissed again, with Craig working down the other boy's fly.

Just then there was a sound. Clyde and Craig looked over to see Craig's bedroom door wide open, with Token and Tweek standing there, wearing matching looks of shock...

...current time...

"Well really we just wanna know if you guys are a thing now or what?" Token said.

"I dunno." Clyde said.

"I dunno." Craig said at nearly the same time as Clyde.

"Well comin on to a guy kinda signifies you like him." Tweek said.

"Well... it was in the heat of the moment..." Clyde said, blushing.

"Yeah yeah, I'm sure Craig planned it." Token said, nudging Craig's shoulder.

"What the fuck are you talking about?" Craig asked, shooting Token an evil glare.

"Craig, it's obvious to me you like Clyde..." Token explained. "Why else would you hang out with him, I mean the guy isn't the nicest person."

"Fuck you Token!" Clyde shot back.

"And neither am I," Craig said. "What's your point?"

"His point is that you two should just fuck and get it over with!" Tweek spoke up. Craig was shocked at Tweek's sudden response, especially by the bluntness of it.

"Tweek?" Craig said.

"You and I aren't actually dating," Tweek said. "so It's not like You're cheating or anything. Craig sighed.

"I know but..." Craig sulked, staring down at his shoes.

"But what?" Tweek said. The usually tense and jumpy blonde was strangely calm now as he approached Craig. "I'm serious, I don't mind that you like Clyde."

"I just don't want to drag Clyde into this..." Craig said, acknowledging the boy in question with a nod. Clyde sighed, and soon stood beside Craig.

"It's okay Craig," Clyde reassured his friend. "I just need some time to think that's all." He said.

"Alright..." Craig said, sighing once again before walking over to his bed, where he simply fell onto the plush matress. "I'm going to bed, see you guys tomorrow..."

"We don't have school tomorrow." Tweek said.

"Then I'll see you Monday..." Craig said, rolling over.

"It's 5:30 dude.." Token said.

"I don't care..." Craig said, his speech muffled by a pillow he was currently smothering himself with.

"Let's leave him alone guys..." Clyde said, gesturing the other two boys to head out. Clyde stayed behind. He walked over to Craig, who's back was turned to Clyde. Clyde pet Craig's black locks, and sighed. "I'm coming over tomorrow." He said.

"What why?" Craig said, confused.

"I'm just coming over..." Clyde repeated, before leaning over and planting a light kiss on Craig's ear. Craig blushed under his pillow as Clyde proceeded to exit the room, leaving Craig to his thoughts...

Author's note: What'd you think? Let me know if you'd like to see more of Craig and Clyde's story. In the meantime, I will continue the story of the South Park Four...