Chapter 4
Sister of the Crimson Dragon: Yolo!
Kenjii: Yello!
Jane: Well, a new chappie! Thanks Puppy12323 for the review and here is chapter 4! Thanks for Littlecosma001 and anonymous (the person is anonymous, which I shall call; "Anon") for voting. I've got Yuki, Kisa, Hiro and Hatori as the next series of victims. In this chapter, you shall find the next couple. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own 'Fruits Basket' although I really wanna!
Claimer: I own me, myself and I. Kenjii owns Kenjii and any of the other characters own themselves unless told otherwise.
Chapter 4:
Narrator (still wonder where the HECK he came from): Previously, on; "Attacking the FruBa Gang!":
*evil smile* Why don't you show Yuki all those pictures you have of him?
~ Me: Yeah, or I'll get Bri to do it for you. She also recorded EVERY WORD YOU SAID.
*eviler smile* Didn't you guys videotape him too?
~ Me:... Oh yeaaah. *smirks* As well as the time you went to Saki's place to find her weakness so you could hmmm, wasn't it to DESTROY Tohru?!
Yuki: Is this true Ms. Minagawa?! *eyes widened*
Motoko: W-w-what?! Th-that-that's not t-t-true!
You: *evil smile* You sure? *sharpens knife*
Well, looks like we're definitely having fan girl soup, with a side of lies!
~ Me: Yaaay!
Let's get ready! *sharpens knife* (I added this part. Kenjii couldn't find nothin' to say ^^')
~ Me: Yeah, the Fan girl is the REAL good stuff and the lies as the french FRIES!
You: Yes, and I shall do the honours slicing 'em up! *sharpens knife again*
*laughing evilly, starts chasing them*
~ Tohru: *comes in* Hello! I'm back! Oh Minami, Mai, Mio, Motoko, Rika! What are you doing here?
You: They stalked us. THEY'RE EVEN WORSE THAN AYANOKOJI FROM OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB!
Oh by the way Tohru, would you like some fan girl soup? it's really good (:
~ Tohru: F-f-fan girl s-s-soup?!
Me: *sneaks up behind Tohru and places hands on shoulder* Yes me dear. Fan-girl soup, with a side of delicate LIES.
Tohru: Eeep! *jumps a bit*
What's the matter Tohru? You don't like fan girl soup?
~ Tohru: U-u-umm. B-b-but what's F-fan-girls s-s-sou-soup?
Me: Oh Tohru! It's a delicacy made by McKenzie Blue *points to McKenzie/Kenjii waving wooden spoon around* made with the ingrediants; Motoko Minagawa, Minami Kanoshita, Mai Gotu, Mio Yamagishi and Rika Aida with a side of Lies. You'll love it.
Tohru: O-o-ok. T-th-than l-II'l g-g-go g-get a-a-a p-pot...? *leaves*
Rika: Wait! We're not food!
Not food? I think you are (: You look like food to me...
~ Motoko: That's messed up, Y' know that?! That's messed up!" *all fan girls runs away*
You: Hey, wait! Aww, there's no more ingrediants for Fan-girl soup! *looks sad*
Tohru: Hey I'm- oh, where's the-the...
Me: Nevermind Tohru. They're gone.
[minutes later]
~ You: Ugh, torturing the Gang is gettin' borin' now! I need someone more interestin' ta fight!
Me: *lays down on Haru* How 'bout we stop?
You: WHAT?! NO WAY! I'm getting ma sweet revenge!
Me: How?
You: ... I dun know and I dun care! Hmm... Haru! I challenge you! *poits at Haru*
Black Haru: *jumps up* WHAT DID YOU SAY PUNK?!
Me: *falls off*
You: *smirks* I. Challenge. You!
Are you afraid you'll be beaten, by a girl?
~ Black Haru: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Me: Pff! *crosses arms* She said; Are. You. Afraid of. Being. Beaten. By a. Girl.
Black Haru: My girl's insulting me?
Me: Nah.
YOUR girl? Hah, don't make me laugh. Who would wanna be your girl?
~ Me: Uh, me?
You: SHUT UP! And let's go Haru!
*pulls out knife* Alright!
~ Black Haru: *eyes widen* HEY, NO WEAPONS ALLOWED! THIS AIN'T KENDO!
You: To bad! Oh wait, I see your scared. *smirks*
Black Haru: WHAT?! OH I'LL SHOW YOU SCARED! AND WEAPONS LIKE THOSE ARE ILLEGAL!
You: Nah! It's just a kitchen knife... USED BY AN AWESOME NINJA!
If you want it to be illegal, I can make it illegal! But, nah! I'm too lazy to do that. I'll just use my trusty kitchen knife! ^·^ Now let's go! (:
~ Black Haru: FINE, YOU B***! *charges towards you*
You: *using your AWESOME reflexes dodges his attack and takes out broom* YOU CALL ME A B****?! HOW DARE YOU?! Oh wait, b**** is a compliment [1]. BUT STILL! HOW DARE YOU?!
Me: I'm hungry.
You: Fine. Looks like we're having steak tonight! Steak à la Sohma!
*Smacks Haru with the broom* Diiiiieeeee!
~ Black Haru: *pins you to ground* Oh, so I see now that I won! *smirks*
You: Oh yeah? *smirks* I bet you do this and that with Jane.
Me: Whaaat?!
You: Yeah. I betcha that's what you do that everytime you go to her bedroom alone. *smirks*
Black Haru: *jumps up and blushes* W-W-WHA-?!
I knew it! You bastard! How dare you do this and that with Jane?!
~ Me: K-k-kenjii! H-haru?! W-whaaat?!
You: DIE! YOU'RE ALMOST AS BAD AS THAT PERVERTED MUTT!
Black Haru: HEY! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO JANE! ON-
You: SO YOU DID SOMETHING! SAY SORRY! DO WHATEVER BEFORE I KICK YA IN THE GROIN!
You know what, never mind! I'm gonna do it anyway! *kicks him in the groin anyway* Take that!
~ Black Haru: *holds his groin* Aahh!
Me: Haru! Kenjii?!
You: Ugh, his d*** fault for trying to pull a stunt on you.
Me: W-what?!
You: Yeah, Brianna and I stuck a camera in your bedroom one night and saw you and Haru. Well, Haru trying to pull a trick on you.
Hahahahahahahaha! Serves you right, you jerk!
~ Brianna Walker: Umm, what's goin' on here? Kenjii! You're here!
You: *sitting on Haru* Yeah, I had to teach some Sohmas a lesson. *brings knives out* Would you like some Steak à la Sohma?! *crazed grin*
Its gonna be really good tonight (:
~ Brianna: Uh, I'll skip! *grins sheepishly and walks out*
You: Is she the one with Kyo? *points to where Bri was*
Me: Uh, yeah!
You: ... No wonder, red-heads must stick together!
Me: Yup.
You: *sharpens knives* Ready Haru?!
We're having steak à la Sohma!
~ Me: Uhhh...
You: What's wrong? You wanted Grilled Kitty and Fan-girl soup, with a side of lies, and now you don't want Steak à la Sohma?
Oh right, you're in love with Haru and don't want to eat him ^·^
~ Me: W-w-what?! *blushes* N-no-no! I'm n-not-
Haru: *turns to me, puppy dog eyes* So, you don't love me?
Me: W-w-well I d-don't h-hate you! *nervous smile*
You: *rolls eyes* Suuuuure! And I'm married to Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes: Yes, we actually are.
You, Haru and Me: O.O
You: GO AWAY HOLMES! THIS AN ANIME FIC, NOT A HISTORICAL AND CLASSICAL DETECTIVE STORY!
Sherlock Holmes: Well than, good day! *bows and leaves*
You: Phew! Thought he'd never leave! Now, I'm-
Yuki: Hello- oh! Haru, what are you doing here?
*extreme creeper smile* Why hello Yuki, come to join in our fun?
~ Yuki: Uhh,...
Me: Be careful in what you say Yuki, she's starting to creep me out!
You: Be careful what you wish for cause you just might get it. *sharpens knives*
I wonder what fried rat tastes like... (:
~ Me: *scrunches face in disgust* Ugh, I've heard of that! Including friend cats and dogs, and certainly not hot-dogs!
You: Hmm, I betcha it tastes awesome!
Me: *fakes gags and points finger to mouth*
What are you, some kind of vegetarian or sumthin? C'mon, it's freakin' fried rat! Yummy! :-D
~ Me: Ugh! I'm not vegetarian, but gross! The Jews would consider that "unclean" food. I'd stick to sushi.
Ahh! Who cares about stupid Jews? Its food! Food is food and food is freaking awesome!
~ Me: Dude, you're practically being racist right now!
Shush! They're just Jews! Anyway, about dinner tonight... (:
~ Me: *rolls eyes, checks watch* Well, I think it's time to wrap it up. G'night!
Yuki and Haru: *leaves*
You: WHAT?! WAIT! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sister of the Crimson Dragon: Well, hope you liked this one! Please continue to vote in the poll so we may continue this awesome story! :) Oh, and Kenjii?
Kenjii: Ya?
Me: Jews aren't stupid.
Kenjii: *rolls eyes* Bye-bye and Happy Halloween a day late! ;)
1: The name "b***" is a compliment cause it means female dogs and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are in nature and nature is beautiful! So that person is calling you beautiful!