Shinra's Apt. Next day..?

Celty was out, and Shinra decided not to take any jobs that day. What he did was unthinkable. He felt so wrong, yet right. It was entirely dirty, but so nice. He just has to clean up the mess. Celty would be back any moment, but he had no energy in him left. He WAS the one doing ALL the work after all. How would Shinra Tell Celty about THIS? His new lover. Someone she knew so well. Her own televisual companion.

"You won't tell her, right?" No response. "Why the silent treatment?" No Response again.. "Why won't you speak to me, honey?"

Later! In Ikebukuro's streets!

"SHIIIIIIIZUUOOOOO!" Kasuka Heiwajima was skipping around town looking for his older brother. He was slightly unsuccessful in that matter. It had been two hours and he had yet to find him. He checked Shizuo's apartment, then he started looking around. He had no idea where Shizuo could be. He usually just spots him. Now, when he needs him, Shizuo is no where to be found. He dropped off the face of the earth.

"Nii-Saaaaaaaaaaaaaan! I must hug you! Come out from hiding! I just might cry if I don't find you soon." Kasuka started pouting. He wanted to hug his brother and show him his newly found emotions. Yet... He couldn't find him. Life was unfair? Or maybe it was entirely fair and he was being a brat? He may never know which one. So, Kasuka continued his frantic, unsuccessful searching for his beloved brother.

Back To the Pimp lair... A day earlier!

Saki stared at Kida's motionless body.

He was just hit with a beam.

A beam of light.

One in which people could only described as a laser beam.

Kida awoke with many questions in his head.

What was the laser beam doing from the sky? How did it get there? Why was it there? Who was the asshole that decided it would be a good idea for laser beams to randomly shoot from the sky? He'd have to check with Izaya for that information. He had a gut feeling Izaya knew all about it. It was time for detective Kida to pimp some man-sluts out to find out the truth!

Wait... What?

Detective?... Man-sluts?...

What was wrong with his head?

Izaya's Wondrously Marvelous Luxurious Apartment! (After his Shinra experience)

Izaya had a head ache. Or maybe he was going insane. He couldn't tell.

Sadly, the voices in his head were telling him to be good. That's rare.

'Donate to charityyyyyyyyyy!' Izaya was afraid of this ghastly whisper. It felt like someone was breathing down his neck. 'Save a ' Izaya turned around to see no one was there. It was all in his head. 'Start up a suicide prevention line and ' "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Leave me alone!"

Izaya was scared out of his mind. He didn't want to help people.

'Apologiiiiiiiiiiiiiize to those you huuuuuuuuuuurt' "Ghostly whispers, kindly leave me the hell alone? I need to work now. Scare me some other time?" 'OK..'

Kanra has entered the chat

Kanra: HELLO WORLD AND ALL WHO INHABIT IT!

Taro Tanaka: Welcome Kanra!

Setton: Hi.

Bakyura: GREETING AND SALUTATIONS!

Taro Tanaka: You okay Bakyura?

Kanra: Someone must have gotten hit by a magic laser.

Setton: You heard of that, too? What do you know of it?

Bakyura Yes, Tell the detective [me] all you know!

Kanra: I don't know much about it. Just saw it yesterday. Everyone's personality went a complete 180 after being hit.

Taro Tanaka: I saw it, too. A friend of mine got hit. She's in the hospital now. It scared me.

Kanra: I think an acquaintance of mine was hit. He was hitting on me.

Setton: My... Friend was hit by it, he's been acting so strange since.

Bakyura: I think I should go and investigate this mystery some more!

Bakyura has left the chat

Taro Tanaka: That was odd.

So... Kida was hit by it, too. 'Comforrrrrrt the boy..' "SHUT UP ALREADY!"

"I wasn't talking!" Namie looked angry. Maybe he should go and see if he could find who started it and try to make them find a cure, if they weren't already.

He wasn't. His lover had all his attention at the moment.


Sorry for the double upload?.. It's longer than the last. In other words.. Zombies are coming this year! xD Tacos are great. Annnnnd... Next chapter in like... whenever I finish it!