Chapter 4: You Told Them?

In the car on their way home, Selina decided to call her friends and brag about her engagement. She was talking with Harley using the bluetooth speaker in the car.

"It just happened a minute ago, Harley can you believe it?" Selina said.

"No frickin way! That's crazy! You're marrying the grouchiest and richest guy in the school? You're getting married this young it's crazy! It's all so crazy, it's awesome!."

"It's so cute. She doesn't know she's on speaker." She whispered to Bruce. They both silently chuckled.

"I'm so... wait hold up a second.." They could hear Harley as she began arguing with Jacky. "What the fuck do you want?"

"It's my boys poker night. You know the drill, get out!" He demanded.

"Fuck you!" Harley snapped.

"Get the fuck out!"

"Cat just got engaged you prick!"

"Engaged? To who?"

"To Bruce! That guy who was your best friend!"

"Fuck that guy!" Joker groaned.

Bruce and Selina listened to this argument silently and awkwardly.

"You're such an asshole!"

"You're such a bitch!"

A moment of silence passed between them.

"I love you puddin."

"I love you kiddo."

They then kissed and Harley held the phone back up to her ear. "I'm back."

"Hold on, i'm gonna get Pammy on this call." Selina said.

"Defiantly get her on here!" Harley squealed.

"You don't mind, do you?" Selina asked Bruce as she dialed Pammy.

"You're fine." He assured her.

"I'm just so excited."

"Me too." They leaned in and kissed. Bruce tried to pull away to focus on driving but Selina grabbed his head and prevented him from pulling away. Both his eyes were open as he tried to keep from crashing.

"Hello?" Ivy's voice came in.

Selina pulled away. "Hey Pammy it's Selina."

"And Harley!" She chimed in excitedly.

"We aren't interrupting something, are we?" Selina asked.

"No, not really?" Ivy said. She was on a date with Ollie. He sat there as she ignored him.

"This sucks." He mumbled to himself.

"Well, Cat's got a big announcement!" Harley squealed.

"Oh, do tell." Ivy said.

"Bruce and I are engaged." Selina said.

"Oh you lucky bitch!" Ivy scoffed. "Marrying a guy who's already worth more than Donald Trump. In both money and character."

"Hey, I like Trump." Ollie chimed in. Ivy ignored him again.

"I can't believe you're getting married. For me it's impossible to find a good guy." Ivy sighed.

Ollie held up his arms in protest. "You know, i thought we were having a connection."

"Oh really?" Ivy asked.

"Kinda." Ollie answered.

"I'm so sorry, but not really." She replied.

"I can't fucking believe this shit." Ollie groaned.

"So when and where is the big show happening!" Harley asked.

"July 28th in Maui." Selina answered.

"Woo MAUI!" Harley chimed in.

Selina chuckled. "He's already booked the the Plane. He's paying for everyone's tickets and rooms. We're all flying first class. And it's at the place he and I spent together that long weekend."

"Oh he is so romantic." Ivy said feeling kinda jealous.

"That's the place where you guys did anal the first time, right?" Harley asked.

Bruce stared at Selina, surprised. Selina sat still and nervously scratched her head.

"No, that was the hot tub in Ireland." Ivy corrected her. "Maui was just oral."

"Oh yeah, because Cat was on her period and didn't want to wait. God you're so old fashioned, Cat."

Bruce leaned over to Selina and whispered, "You told them about the hot tub in Ireland?"

Selina shrugged. "Maybe?" She answered nervously.

"So July 28th is the date?" Harley asked.

"Yea, i know it's soon..."

Ivy cut Selina off. "Who cares? Bruce is a doll and he goes down on you like 6 times a week." Selina was beginning to regret making this call in front of Bruce.

He just sat there, shaking his head. "Wow." He said to himself.

"Marry him!" Harley chimed in. "Lock that tongue down girl!"

"It's gonna be great." Selina decided to end this now. "I'll call you both later, love you guys." She ended the call.

They sat there for a minute of awkward silence.

"You're pretty open and descriptive about our sex life." He noted.

"I'm so sorry." Selina said. "I really don't mean to make you uncomfortable."

He shook his head. "It's fine i guess."

Selina felt bad. She knew Bruce was very private and didn't like other people knowing so much about him.

"You know i'm bragging, right?" She said. Bruce looked at her. "Because you're so good at it and I'm so lucky to be with a selfless guy like you... You're one of a kind

He smiled and nodded. "I'm the lucky one. You're the only girl who could ever stand me."

She took his hand and squeezed it. "We're both lucky."