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A/N- I KNOW THIS CHAPTER SUX BUT I'M SO DEPRESSED THAT I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT!!!
Chapter 4- Delays
Renesmee
It took me fifty minutes to change out of that horrid dress. It took me that long for two reasons. One was that I wanted to delay getting home for as long as possible and two was that the dress had freaking LAYERS! I pulled off the dress then underneath that was a thin layer filled with ruffles!!! It went like that for eight flipping layers!!!!
"What took you so long?" Jacob asked once I got out of the bathroom in a cute mellow green embroidery sundress.
"The damn dress had eight freaking layers of freaking ruffles!!" I screamed
"I can tell you're watching your language, you haven't said fuck yet and you've had so many chances too." Jacob joked
"Yeah, well Dad freaked out last time I cursed someone out in school and he took my phone away for two months saying 'I shouldn't know that language' and 'I'm taking your phone away for every bad word you said'!! He such an old man! And now I'm not allowed to say the F word." I ranted
"Wow! Yeah, but you just said it a couple hours ago." Jake chuckled
"I know!"
"Since you're done changing, let's go."
"Yeah, ok let's go." I muttered
When we finally got in the car, (I say finally because I delayed it for half an hour by 'tripping' and 'falling' and 'crashing into the wall') I started the engine of my silver Bugatti Veyron.
I started idling out of the motel parking lot. It took twelve minutes just to get out of the lot. So far I had delayed going home for a grand total of ninety two minutes, or an hour and thirty two minutes. Yay!!!
"Seriously! Ness, if you're gonna drive so slow, then I'm driving." Jacob finally flipped out.
"FINE!" I exclaimed as I started driving faster and picked up my speed to 25 mph.
"Faster…" Jake warned
"Ugh…" I sighed then speed up to 35 mph.
Jacob sighed but didn't say anything else. He knew that he couldn't get me to go any faster.
I turned on the radio to help pass the time. I would make this trip take as long as possible.
"This is Waking Up In Vegas by Katy Perry!" The guy on the radio announced.
You gotta help me out
It's all a blur last night
We need a taxi 'cause you're hung-over and I'm broke
I lost my fake ID but you lost the motel key
Spare me your freakin' dirty looks
Now don't play me
You want to cash out and get the hell out of town
Don't be a baby
Remember what you told me
Shut up and put your money where your mouth is
That's what you get for waking up in Vegas
Get up and shake the glitter off your clothes, now
That's what you get for waking up in Vegas
Why are these lights so bright
Oh, did we get hitched last night, dressed up like Elvis,
Why am I wearing your class ring?
Don't call your mother
'Cause now we're partners in crime
Don't be a baby
Remember what you told me
Shut up and put your money where your mouth is
That's what you get for waking up in Vegas
Get up and shake the glitter off your clothes, now
That's what you get for waking up in Vegas
You got me into this
Information overload, situation lost control
Send out an S.O.S.
And get some cash out
We're gonna tear up the town
Don't be a baby
Remember what you told me, remember what you told me, remember what you told me
Told me, you told me, you told me
Shut up and put your money where your mouth is
That's what you get for waking up in Vegas
Get up and shake the glitter off your clothes, now
That's what you get for waking up in Vegas
Shake the glitter, shake, shake, shake the glitter, c'mon!
"Fuck this song!" I shrieked and punched the radio causing it to shut off and die.
"You slipped." Jacob pointed out
"Who fucking cares!?!?"
A/N- I KNOW THIS CHAPTER SUX BUT I'M SO DEPRESSED THAT I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT!!! Please read my other stories and please review!!!!! YOU CAN NOW SUBMIT ANONYMOUS REVIEWS SO IF U DNT HAV AN ACCOUNT U CAN REVIEW NOW!!!!!!!!!! OH AND I HAVE PICTURES ON MY PROFILE!!!!
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