I AM SO SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT!
I was in the middle of my Summer and Fall semesters of college, and I am currently in the Spring semester. BUT, I am back bitches, and I am here to fix up my mess by providing you all with a fourth chapter!
Please don't hate me for the long wait!
"GIR!" Zim kicked his door in, much to the begrudging groan of the Computer. "Computer! Where is GIR?!"
"He hasn't yet returned, and neither has Minimoose after you have assigned the retrieval mission... Is it so hard to use a door handle every now and then?" The Computer gave a slight grumble as it had worked on the repairs to the door.
"Silence! I do not pay you to ask questions!" Zim retorted as he made his way to the bottom floor of the base.
"You.. you don't pay me at all-"
"Now, we have much to do here! There are three Earth females I have befriended, and they are intriguing. Computer, access the school database! We must find out who they are." He stood in front of a large monitor in the middle of his base, watching as a list of student names appeared before him. "Now... Lets see..."
He scrolled down the touchscreen as his eyes scanned the names of students, until the three he heard caught his eyes. "Computer, tell me everything you can about Miyako Gotokuji, Momoko Akatsutsumi, and Kaoru Matsubara." He read off the names flawlessly, his advanced Irken tongue able to allow each syllable to roll off naturally. "Give it to me in order, as well as what you can find off the records in any other verifiable sources."
"Of course sir." The computer gave a slight hum before information popped up on the screen regarding the three, as well as pictures of their faces.
"Hmm.. They seem to be normal... But how was that Kaoru able to fight so splendidly..." Zim muttered to himself before remembering something critical. "Computer, what are the biological functions that would cause a HYUUUMAN (He spoke this with a wretched scowl) face to flush to a bright or even deep red?"
"There are many reasons why sir. It is called a blush, and they can be caused by feelings of embarrassment, arousal, or in some cases an infection." Zim listened to these with closed eyes, nodding while muttering to himself. He opened one of his eyes and looked back at the screen, focusing on the three names and their connection.
"It would seem there is a common person in their life. A 'Professor Utonium'..." Zim shuddered to himself as he was reminded of Professor Membrane... Both of his eyes shot open in alarm. "COMPUTER! Search for any relation between this Professor Utonium and Professor Membrane!"
"You don't have to yell... I'm literally all around you." The computer gave an electronic sigh and searched through the databases before pulling up a photograph on screen. "Well... This is certainly interesting Master."
Zim peeked at the photo and felt his squeedilysplooch drop to his feet. On the photograph was Professor Membrane and another human, Zim assumed this was Utonium, shaking each other's hand whilst standing over a strange device. Zim could hear Ms. Bitters's voice in his head, repeating the phrase.
"Also, I feel like you created a second Dib in that redhead who kept asking you questions."
"Oh my Irk..."
Meanwhile...
"Okay, so you have the apology typed out?" Miyako asked as she walked, looking over Momoko's shoulder to see the phone screen. Kaoru watched as well, a scowl on her face to visibly show her displeasure.
"It is..." Momoko grumbled. "I still think something is wrong here. I just don't buy Zim's story one bit... Oh my gosh, what happened?!" As they neared Professor Utonium's house, they noticed a large gaping hole where the kitchen should be. They see the professor slumped against the wall with his eyes open, still in shock. "PROFESSOR!"
Forgetting about the apology being written, the three ran to the professor and checked to see if there were anything wrong with him. "Nothing physical." Kaoru noted. "What happened here?"
"Green... Dog." The professor's gaze seemed to be fixated at the empty table as he spoke. "Broke down the wall... stole my waffles, and laughed while flying out like some kind of rocket..." He continued to babble incoherently, not understanding what he was saying, and neither was anyone else. "Why the waffles... Dogs don't eat waffles..."
"Shhh... It'll be okay professor." Miyako patted his head while looking at the other girls with concern. Momoko nodded and pulled the other two into the living room.
"First a green student in class, and now a green dog? It's time to investigate."
"BREAKING NEWS!" The TV in the living room came to life. "THERE IS CURRENTLY A ROBBERY UNDERWAY AT THE MINCHIKO BANK! OFFICERS SUSPECT THE GANGRENE GANG! ALL RESIDENTS IN THE NEARBY AREA, PLEASE STAY IN DOORS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY!"
"...After we take care of that." Kaoru pointed out.
With a nod, they performed a transformation into their alter-egos and flew out.
During this time...
"Eep!" Minimoose spoke into his inbuilt radio, contacting the home base.
"What's that? Minimoose! Have you located GIR?" Zim's voice could be heard through the static.
"Eep."
"Excellent! Send Zim the coordinates, I'll be there shortly."
"Eep." Minimoose signed off and stared as GIR began to beatbox, using some of the stolen waffles as mouthpieces to alter his sound before messily devouring them. "Eep." (How do you even function..?)
"Hehehehe... Nubs!" GIR shrieked out as he launched forward to grapple Minimoose's stubby legs. "Why are they so cute? WHYYYYYYY?"
Minimoose rolled his eyes and looked around the area, trying to find a location he could pinpoint to Zim. 'Minchiko Bank... I guess that's a good enough landmark.' He thought to himself before wirelessly transmitting the signal from his antlers.
Only a moment's notice later, Minimoose heard the shattering of glass. Both he and GIR stopped and turned immediately to the noise, both turning on their Depth-Perception vision for a better view of the source. GIR, still in the Dog costume, automatically went into Duty mode. "COME FORTH OR FACE DESTRUCTION!" He roared out, before his eyes became a cyan blue again. "I've got waffles!"
A collective laughter could be heard as five individuals came forward, each of which carrying a large bag of cash. One striking characteristic between them was that they are all green. "Eep?" (What the hell?)
"Now what do we have here?" A tall, slender man with shades and long hair glowered at the two robotic minions. "...Seriously, what are these things? A flying moose and a green dog?"
"I heard someone talk earlier boss." The huge kid in the gang spoke up.
"Eep." (No you didn't.)
"No you didn't." GIR spoke up with an insane giggle, rolling around on the ground. Minimoose turned to look at him with an incredulous face.
"Eep." (You moron.)
The tall man took a step forward with an almost angry expression. "You think I'm stupid or somethin? I'm gonna wipe the walls with you!"
"Careful Ace, we don't what they are..." Another person in the gang spoke, his tongue having a fork in it.
"Shut up Snake, I know what I'm doing." Ace pulled out a pocket knife and held the blade out, facing the robots.
It was at this moment, a loud whirring could be heard, followed by the sound of what sounded like an engine. "Alright Minimoose, GIR, let's go." Zim called out as he landed on the ground, his jet pack concealing itself back in the PAC. "Who are... I KNOW THAT GREEN SKIN! YOURE IRKENS!"
"Woah, where did you come from dude?" Ace was wide eyed, taking in the sight of the newcomer who also had Green skin. "Who are y-"
"YOU CAME TO STEAL MY MISSION AND MY ROBOT BEE!" Zim cried out and pointed at Ace. "I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT I DEFEATED AND HUMILIATED TAK! I can easily destroy you goons! MINIMOOSE, FIRE THE DOOMSDAY CANNON!"
"EEP!" (Yes master, I obey!) Instantaneously, Minimoose opened its mouth to reveal a gigantic laser cannon, and opened fire.
The Gangrene Gang screeched and turned to run, yet were hit with the shockwave. Lying in front of the bank, in a crater made by the flying moose, were the unconscious members. "Excellent. Minimoose, take GIR back to the base. I have to do some cleanup here. I can't let the humans learn about the existence of Irkens. These fools could have blown my cover!"
As Minimoose flew back to the base with GIR in tow, Zim straightened up his attire. "Time to get busy."
"HOLY CRAP WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!"
Zim froze and turned around to see three females that looked very similar to the ones he had 'befriended' at the school. "Oh my Irk..."
Kaoru could barely believe her eyes. Here was Zim, standing over the Gangrene Gang without a scratch on him. Also, there was a massive crater, something that would have taken a lot of juice to make. "...Zim?"
Zim went slack jawed as he realized that his name was known. "How do you know Zim's name?"
Momoko clamped a hand on Kaoru's mouth as she inspected the area. "You did this?"
"That's incredible!" Miyako was gushing with praise as she immediately flew over to Zim and grabbed his hand. "You stopped the Gangrene Gang! How did you do this?"
"Eh?" Zim could only reply this before he was tackled and thrown into a building, and being held against the wall.
"I knew it! You are hiding something! This isn't some kind of 'Skin Condition'!" Momoko growled at him.
"ZIM KNOWS NOT WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT! IM NORMAL!" He clamped his hands on Momoko's wrist to pull her off.
"That lie isn't going to work and you know it!" Momoko struggled slightly to keep him in place.
"Momoko let him go!" Kaoru yelled at her and tried to pull her off, but to no avail. Zim wasn't paying attention to any of the talk as he struggled to be released.
"HANDS OFF ZIM!" He screeched as his PAC turned on, bringing out his jetpack. The propulsion from the force of the jetpack rocketed him forward, dragging Momoko along with him to the other side of the bank.
"Momoko!" Miyako gasped and raced towards the other side of the bank with Kaoru right behind her. When they reached the other side, they covered their mouths with wide eyes of shock,
Zim had Momoko pinned down, baring his fangs at her. Momoko had a hand on his throat while the other hand was held by Zim. She had a leg lock on his waist to keep him from getting away, while his free hand had her lower side gripped in an effort to pull her off.
It was an honest to goodness fight, but to the untrained eye and to the different flashes of light coming from onlookers and their cameras, it looked like something quite different.
Kaoru screamed in disbelief and anger as she saw this, causing both Zim and Momoko to pause what they were doing and look at their predicament.
Meanwhile, Miyako's phone was pinging rapidly. With a trembling suspicion, she took her phone out and looked at the notifications that were coming from the group chat, all of which showed pictures of Kaoru screaming at Momoko and Zim while they were on top of each other. Along with each picture came the countless comments from the kids in their school, trying to figure what was going on and coming up with their own conclusions.
"Oh... no."
ALRIGHT GUYS, I know what you're thinking BUT BARE WITH ME HERE!
I only had 2 HOURS OF SLEEP for the past 4 days and this is what I'm working with here. After I get some shut eye I'll get the next chapter up and make it all awesome.
until then, REVIEW AND TELL ME WHAT I DID WRONG!