WAHHH. I'M SORRY I DIDN'T UPDATE. OH GAWD. THIS THING TOOK FOREVER.

School has been horrible. Plus SATs... It's amazing I haven't gone crazy. *reads the story* ...Nope. I'm crazy.

Here's your special Mary Sue deaths. Who doesn't want to kill a Mary Sue?

Thanks again to guest Yui for the idea! *Showers with cookies*

This was really random and stuff. Yeah. Enjoy!

~SPECIAL~ 100 Ways to Kill a Mary Sue ~SPECIAL~

1. Tell her Tsuna wants to give her a high five. It's totally an X-Burner.

2. Hit her in the face with chainsaws.

3. Tie her up and force-feed her all the poison cooking.

4. Attach extra strength dynamite to her everything. Boom.

5. Give her hundreds of paper cuts and tie cinder blocks to her ankles. Throw her into a piranha infested river.

6. Hijack a sixteen wheeler and run over her. Back up. Run over her. Repeat.

7. Knock her unconscious and put her in a giant banana costume. Release wild gorillas.

8. Paint Mukuro's trident hot pink. Blame her.

9. Put glitter on HIbari's tonfas. Blame her.

10. Put Barbie and Care Bear stickers on Xanxus's guns. Blame her.

11. Tie her to a wall and shoot arrows at her face. Because arrows are awesome.

12. Suffocate her with tuna. Just get a bunch of tuna fish and shove her face in it.

13. Tie her by her ankles to the top of a skyscraper. Shoot harpoons at her.

14. Make her listen to Justin Bieber.

15. Shoot her with the TYL-Bazooka. Throw her TYL self into a spike filled pit. Wait for them to switch. Double Kill.

16. Shove her head into a fishbowl filled with bleach.

17. Tie her up and put her in a cannon. Fill another cannon with swords. Shoot them both simultaneously.

18. Put up Twilight and Justin Bieber posters in the disciplinary room. Paint the room pink and throw glitter everywhere. Rig the door so that when Hibari walks in, streamers land on his head. Write "Mary Sue did this." on the walls in neon yellow paint.

19. Suffocate her with pie. Pewdiepie. Or Pinkie Pie. Or for the tame people, you can use apple pie. The secret ingredient is hot sauce.

20. Get Adelheid to stab Mary Sue with giant icicles.

21. Or suffocate Mary Sue with her bosom.

22. Make her step on a Lego repeatedly.

23. Tell Tsuna's daddy that she tried to raep Tsuna.

24. Bludgeon her to death with pineapples and watermelons and durians. Oh my.

25. Make her watch the new Twilight movie.

26. Tie her to a target and throw apples at her. Then throw axes. Because both start with the letter A.

27. Shoot her. In the face. With a machine gun.

28. Tell Squalo that Mary Sue thinks that Yamamoto is a better swordsman than Squalo and that Squalo should just stick to being Xanxus's wifey.

29. Use Dark magic to summon a hell beast to eat her face.

30. Tell Doctor Shamal that Mary Sue needs a doctor. Knock Mary Sue unconscious. Give Dr. Shamal a suspicious white van.

31. Taze her in the everywhere while screaming 'Pikachu!'

32. Go to the top floor of a skyscraper. Tie her up and push her down the stairs. Race her with a Slinky.

33. Stuff her inside a punching bag. Send it to Ryohei.

34. Or tell Ryohei that Mary Sue was mean to Kyoko.

35. Make her play Slender alone in a dark room with headphones on. Get Mammon to make his tentacle illusions.

36. Throw her into a volcano. Offer her soul to the lava gods.

37. Make her play Ao Oni with headphones on. Dress up as Ao Oni and play "It's Raeping Time."

38. Put her inside a barrel filled with spikes. Throw the barrel down a cliff. Plant many cacti at the bottom.

39. Lock her in a freezer.

40. Get Shitt P. to stab Mary Sue with her eight claw things that come out of her back.

41. Or suffocate Mary Sue with her bosom.

42. Put her face in front of a gas stove. Loosen the gas pipe. Turn on the stove. Kaboom. One Mary Sue. Extra crispy.

43. Hit her with a beach ball repeatedly. If that fails, summon evil spirits to devour her soul.

44. Drop a piano on her face.

45. Make her play the Witch's House with headphones on. Obtain a purple wig and a red dress. Hold a bloody teddy bear and scissors while smiling creepily.

46. Make her read creepypasta. Hide in her closet with a chainsaw and a ghost mask.

47. Tell Spanner that Mary Sue tried to raep Shoichi.

48. Or that Mary Sue tried to steal one of Spanner's lollipops.

49. Tie her to a wall and get Chikusa to shoot needles at her until she looks like a hedgehog.

50. Tell Shouchi that Mary Sue tried to raep Spanner.

51. Feed her to Shouichi's giant carnivorous plants.

52. Get Ghost to absorb her flames until she turns into nothingness.

53. Leave a trail of candy into a box. The candy is poison and the box is filled with automatic spikes that activate when Mary Sue enters the box.

54. Bludgeon her to death with buckets.

55. Impale her onto a wall with a spear.

56. Tell Colonello that Mary Sue attacked Lal Mirch.

57. Trap Mary Sue in a cage of Gamma's giant balls. (That's what she said.) Electrocute her. Crispy.

58. Summon aliens to abduct her and cut her head open to eat her brains(if she has any).

59. Tell Gokudera that Mary Sue attacked Tsuna.

60. Or that Mary Sue raeped Tsuna.

61. Shove a hose into her mouth. Turn the water on high. Wait until she explodes.

62. Make her do homework. Wait for suicide.

63. Get Reborn to shoot Mary Sue in the head repeatedly with Chaos Shot

64. Tell Lussuria that Mary Sue stole all the boys and he's going to be forever alone.

65. Or that Mary Sue called him a flamboyant homosexual and that he should stop showing off his giant peacock.

66. Tell Lal Mirch that Mary Sue likes Colonello.

67. Or that Mary Sue called Lal Mirch a paedophile for preying on Colonello.

68. Lock her in a room with Lambo. Wait for both to suicide.

69. Get Mukuro to make his flame pillar illusions. Throw her into the flames. Watch her burn.

70. Or tell Mukuro that Mary Sue called him a pineapple.

71. Or that Mary Sue was mean to Chrome. (or tried to raep Hibari.)

72. Shove a clarinet down her windpipe.

73. Lock her in a room with pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows. *dies from adorableness/sparkle/crack overload*

74. Tie a chain to her ankles and hang her over a pool. Dip her head in until she almost drowns then pull her out. Then dip her in again and pull her out. Repeat for as long as you want.

75. Throw a sandwich mine at her because THIS SANDWICH DOESN'T HAVE TURKEY IN IT. FRICKIN' GET IT RIGHT.

76. Drop a giant rock on her head. Worship the rock for protecting the world from evil. Make the rock your god. Bow to the rock.

77. Beat her up with bowling pins and run her over with a unicycle. Then join the circus.

78. Douse her with gasoline. Set her on fire.

79. Push her into a pool during a lightning storm.

80. Tell Yamamoto that Mary Sue tried to raep Gokudera.

81. Or that Mary Sue wants to play catch. With a grenade.

82. Lock her inside an iron maiden.

83. Bribe The Grandmaster of All Things Bad with a perfect apple to YOOM-TAH Mary Sue.

84. Tell Basil that Mary Sue hates dolphins.

85. Scalp Mary Sue with a rusty hacksaw. After all, the multicolored hair is the source of their power.

86. Tell Haru that Mary Sue tried to raep Tsuna.

87. Throw her into a pit filled with bear traps.

88. Get Bianchi to kill Mary Sue by turning her into poison cooking.

89. Feed her to cannibals.

90. Introduce her to 4chan and 9gag. Wait for suicide.

91. Put her head in a tank of water. Freeze the water with her head in it. Sledgehammer the hell out of that stuff.

92. Commit a giant crime in the mafia world and frame Mary Sue. Make sure she is locked up in the lowest floor with the water tanks and stuffs.

93. Shoot her in the everywhere with a laser gun. Yell "IMMA FIRING MA LASER."

94. Drop a giant brofist on her head.

95. Drop her out of a helicopter onto a landmine-infested clearing

96. Tell Chrome that Mary Sue tried to raep Mukuro.

97. Or that Mary Sue thinks Chrome is a pansy that should wear pants.

98. Bludgeon her to death with a baseball bat.

99. Feed Tsuna steroids and crazy drugs and sic him on Mary Sue.

100. Tell Byakuran she stole his marshmallows. Cackle evilly in the background while eating marshmallows.

Um yeah. This took a long time. Twas fun though.

Note(s): I spell rape like raep for some reason. I don't know. I'm weird. I blame the rock god. Same with paedophile.

Requests so far:

Tsuna, Hibari, Mukuro, Lussuria, Xanxus, Bermuda, Skull, Reborn, Fran.

Pretty sure I missed a couple...huh.

Please request more!