I'm jumping right into this.
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Skwisgaar gave the roadies orders to take the girl into a spare bedroom and he and the band put their heads together.
"Skwisgar, your fasch just then was like... you look like you sheen a ghosht! Who ish that girl?" demanded Murderface.
Skwisgaar choked for a moment. He had to tell them. There was no way they would remain in the dark forever, she looked too much like him.
"I sink she's beautiful, whoevers she is," said Toki dreamily. Skwisgaar clenched his fists and remembered that his left hand couldn't clench very well.
"I tink shes is ... my daughter," said Skwisgaar.
Every single one of them stared at him as if he had grown two extra heads.
"Your daughter? You never told ush you had kidsh," said Murderface, his eyes wide and his face skeptical.
"I didn't knows, okays! My old girlfriends never tolds me," he admitted.
"You actually had a girlfriend. Huh. That's wierd," said Nathan.
"Yea, and all thish time we jusht thought you were a manwhore," said Murderface. Skwisgaar sucker punched him with his good hand. Toki laughed.
"I had a girlfriends back befores I starteds in Dethklok. She never tolds me I's had a kid," said Skwisgaar.
"How do you know she's even yours?" asked Ofdensen sleptically.
Skwisgaar shot the man a glare.
"She looks exaktly likes me and sometimes likes her. She's gots my hair," he said, feeling slightly embarassed.
"I thought you went for blondesh too, how do you know she hash your hair?" said Murderface.
Feeling thouroughly aggravated now, Skwisgaar sighed.
"Because my old girlfriends has black hairs!" he said angrily. Honestly, were these guys all dildoes?
"Oh."
There was silence for a moment. Then Toki spoke up.
"She's stills pretty. Is would totally dos her."
Skwisgaar took the liberty of his first action as a father and sucker punched the rythm guitarist.
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