AN: Howdy! I just thought of this while I was swimming in my pool, the water was FREEZING because my dad is too cheap to get a pool heater! Well, not that we really need one, I mean it is Florida. But sometimes it would come in handy! Hmph, whatever, hypothermia is just a little thing, I'll only lose a toe or two.
Disclaimer:I'm tired, don't feel like saying dumb things...
She sat at her desk while her pen furiously scribbled away at the last piece of paperwork on her desk. With exultant haste, she signed her name on the very last dotted line and flung the pen from her fingers where it flipped a few times and landed near the edge of her desk.
"Ha!" Tsunade laughed triumphantly as she handed the paper to Shizune, who wore a timid smile as her master shook the paper in front of her face.
"I finished all my paperwork!" Tsunade sang happily as Shizune took the last piece of paper from her hand and placed it in the folder in her arms.
"Yes you did, Lady Tsunade and-!" Before poor Shizune could finish, Tsunade had risen from her chair and had her hands on the desk.
"And that means I have the rest of the day off! So my dear Shizune, peace!" Tsunade chirped as she disappeared in a puff of smoke, leaving Shizune to sigh in defeat as she went to file the last document.
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"Oh, this is gonna be good, Naruto." Tsunade chuckled as she took off her green coat and stripped down to her new bathing suit, an itsy-bitsy-teeny-winey-yellow-polka-dot-bikini. Naruto was standing guard in his new light green board shorts, eyes trained on his surroundings.
"You bet baa-chan, this was a great idea, nobody can bug us if they don't know where we are. And Pervy Sage would never think of looking there." Naruto sniggered lightly as he turned back to see if she was ready yet.
"Ok…" Tsunade said as she slipped back into her coat, all commando-like.
"Lets move!" With that said, the two blondes made a dash for the nearby rocks and into the rainforest. When Tsunade was deep enough into the forest, Naruto was losing track of her because her green coat blended in with the foliage so much, she seemed to phase in and out of the dimension. The two went farther and farther into the rainforest, the air a bit humid and thick.
"C'mon kiddo, it's just ahead." Tsunade announced cheerfully as she leaped from a rock and into a nearby tree.
"Wow, I didn't think you were still so agile, baa-chan."
"Was that an old joke?" Tsunade turned around and hissed.
"No, it's just y'know, you sit at your desk all day and you don't get much exercise…" Tsunade was glaring at Naruto now, and as dense as the boy was, he knew to stop while he was ahead.
"Never mind." He landed on the same rock and sprung up to meet her in the tree, unknown to him there was slime coating the branch. Before Tsunade could warn him, Naruto landed on the branch but started to fall forward, watching the big boulder get closer and closer as he closed his eyes. But before he got anywhere near the rock, Tsunade's hands caught him under his arms and held him before he fell face first. Naruto opened his eyes and looked up to Tsunade, who was hanging upside down from the offending tree branch.
"Old and out of shape my butt." Tsunade smirked as she gently let Naruto land on the ground.
"Thanks baa-chan…" Naruto mumbled as his feet made touchdown with the ground. Moments later, Tsunade gracefully landed next to him, her hair flying around her face a bit as her head turned to her left.
"We're here." She said excitedly as she took hold of Naruto's arm and gently pulled him along. And like a curious little boy, Naruto followed her with eager haste.
Passing through a patch of bushes, negotiating an obstacle or two, and the two finally found their sanctuary.
"Whoa…" Naruto awed at the sight before him. Tucked away in a patch of boulders and mangrove trees, a fresh water spring sat, looking tranquil and welcoming.
"My grandpa would take me here almost every week of the summer and we'd relax and fish and go exploring. When I was older, he brought me here to learn how to walk on water. I love this place, and I've never brought anyone here…" Tsunade looked back to Naruto with a soft, welcoming smile.
"It's a secret, so you can't tell anyone. Got it?"
"Yes ma'am!" Naruto nodded and started making his way down the stone steps. He quickly looked towards Tsunade with a smile. In all the years, out of all the people she's known, he's been the only one she's invited to her secret spring. If that doesn't make you feel special, nothing else will.
"What're you doing?" Naruto was pulled from his thoughts when he saw Tsunade throw her coat on a branch and climb on a rock.
"Cannonball, what else?" She jumped and curled herself into a ball, splashing into the water and sending waves everywhere, including over by Naruto.
He stood there, drenched, as he waited for her to surface. When she did, he put on his best grumpy face and watched her laugh.
"Oh c'mon, grumpy. You're gonna get wet anyway." Tsunade laughed as she pulled the hair ties from her long blonde tresses.
"Fine." Naruto huffed as he ran and jumped, landing inches from Tsunade and splashing water in her face. When he surfaced, he noticed her cheeks were full.
"What-!" Tsunade squirted water into his face as he just stayed still, taking it.
"Punk…" She chuckled and went under, her legs kicking and sending her deeper. Naruto, curious, took a deep breath and went in after her. Tsunade swam until she reached an underwater cliff; it was tiny and looked a bit like a cave. She reached a hand under the stony outstretched part of it, and pulled out a pre-pumped water tube. It shot to the surface, taking Naruto with it. Tsunade reached under again and let another one rise to the surface.
"Cool." Naruto laughed as he wiggled onto the doughnut. Then bubbles started surfacing and suddenly, another doughnut popped up. This one was a light red with white stripes painting the sides.
Tsunade broke the surface of the water and took a deep breath, then climbed into her red doughnut. The two blondes sat, gliding on the water, Naruto playing bumper-doughnuts and Tsunade squirting water in his face. Then, Naruto had tried ramming Tsunade's doughnut into one of the boulders surrounding the spring, but her foot blocked him in time and made him slide off of his doughnut and toppling into the water.
"Ahaha, you fell in…" Tsunade teased tiredly as Naruto popped to the surface and grabbed hold of his floatee. When Tsunade didn't hear the squeaking that comes with trying to get back up on a rubber floatee, she turned to see Naruto resting on his tube right next to her hand.
"Thanks for bringing me." Naruto smiled as he lightly bumped into her raft again. Tsunade smiled as she lolled her head in his direction, placing her hand on his head and lightly tousling his hair. His spikes were so soft, reminding her of her own blonde locks.
"No problem, kiddo. I'd rather have you than Jiraiya any day." Tsunade laughed and leaned over to kiss the top of Naruto's head.
"Yeah I have to agree. My nose doesn't bleed when I look at you half naked." Naruto added smartly and Tsunade laughed.
"Exactly…"
I concur, having a pervy old man hanging out with me while I wore a bikini (I have a rockin' body! fyi...) wouldn't be the greatest thing in the world. But, how'd you guys like it? I liked it, sounds like a normal Konoha summer with a Senju, and a smexy fox man!
REVIEW AND YOU CAN GO SWIMMING WITH ME! WOOT WOOT, AUTHOR HAS A SLAMMIN BODY, IT LOOKS GREAT IN A BIKINI! ;) PEDOPHILES ARE DISCOURAGED.
PEACE :P