Ruby inserts the next disc into whatever Remnant has for disc players or consoles.
"What do you think we can expect for this one?" Yang asks.
"Most likely, its the crew reacting to the reboot." Blake explains. A selection screen shows up with five options with only one avalible.
"Its split up?" Weiss says.
"Maybe to make rewatching it more convinent." Blake sudgests.
"Quit talking and start watching!" Ruby exclaims clearly excited. She then selects the only avalibale option "Playing God"
"I don't have a good feeling if that title is anything to go by." Weiss says.
The shot opens up with fancy music playing and Kopaka reading a lego magazine.
Kopaka: I see mindstorms are going through their edgy teenager phase.
The shot shows the mindstorm with a moohock.
Team RWBY begins giggling at the ridicolous looking robot.
It goes back to Kopaka looking at the magazine while Tahu and Onua are seen walking past in the background. A "Hey guys!" can be heard in the brackground before being followed by punching noises.
Weiss and Blake just roll their eyes at the return of Tahu and Onua usual antics.
The two then appera back on screen carring a white robot across the screen.
Metus: Ow. Ow.
Tahu: Get him to shut up.
A smack sound can be heard as Metus is carried off screen.
Yang can't help but grin at the situation.
Kopakas book is torn away from him.
Kopaka: That reminds me. I didn't take my 12 doses of prozac this morning.
"Im not even gonna act suprised anymore with all the refrences we don't get." Yang declares.
The sceen cuts to the sound of a garbage disposal and Metus being dangled in the air.
Matus: Let me go! please!
Tahu: Oh glorious lego gods from Denmark, here our pleas.
Tahu and Onua are shown off to the side of the sink wearing hats, Onuas reads "Love isnt cannon"
"So their religous fanatics now." Weiss states.
"It apperas so." Blake says.
Onua: Hail Denmark.
Tahu: To show our graditude for bringing Bionicle back, please accept our sacrifice.
Metus: Ill give you anything! I can't die like this!
Tahu: Lower him.
Onua: In the honour of the bricks.
"They aren't really going to kill him aren't they?" Ruby asks.
"Knowing them they will probably do it." Yang says, this dosen't comfort her sister. "But if he dies they can just build him back."
"Im not sure. I think they are lowing him into a garbage disposal." Weiss says.
Metus is lowered
Metus: OH GOD NO!
Tahu and Onua: Praise be to Lego.
Metus: NOOOOO!
Kopaka shuts off the garbage disposal.
Kopaka: Have you two gone completely insane.
"Can anyone answer that question?" Weiss asks to no one. The other three giggle at her question.
Tahu: Um.
Kopaka: Let him go, now.
"Wow, hes like their mom." Yang states.
Onua: But how will Lego know that we are thankful?
Kopaka: Buy their toys.
Tahu: Lego dosen't want our money, they want our allegiance.
The four memebers burst out laughing at that line, though it was mostly Weiss.
"Sorry... Im just imagining... a similar sinario, but they are talking about the SDC." Weiss says in betwen laughs.
Kopaka: Too bad. Unless you can actually find somebody who wants to be sacrificed, which is nobody, you can't drop anyone into the garbage disposal.
Metus: Hey man thanks so much for saving my...
Kopaka: Don't talk to me Metus.
"Did somthing bad happen between Metus and Kopaka?" Ruby wonders aloud.
"Maybe, or Kopaka is just angry at the moment." Blake says.
Metus: Ok.
Kopaka: Do you understand.
Tahu and Onua: Yes Kopaka.
Kopaka: Good.
The two watch Kopaka walk away.
"Definetly their mom." Yang states.
Onua: The sacrifice must continue.
"I can begin to see the running trend around here, people just want to see someone die." Yang says.
"Thats not a good trend to have, besides, shouldn't the majority of the depression be over because of Bionicles return?" Weiss asks.
"I think they just want to see it for fun now." Yang theorises.
The four are apalled if this is the case.
Tahu: Agreed, but how can we find someone to sacrifice who wants to be sacrificed?
"Well, at least they won't take anyone against their will." Ruby says, still looking at the bright side of things.
Good Guy: You could make someone.
The two turn to face the now present Good Guy.
Tahu: Good Guy, how long have you been standing there?
Good Guy: About 20 minutes.
Tahu: Please get a life.
Good Guy: Can I have your hats?
Tahu: No.
"I want one of those hats, they look really funny." Ruby says.
"I think one of them even had the words 'Love isnt cannon' ." Blake says before she chuckles a little. The other look at her questioningly. "Its a reffrence to the first episode where they claimed Greg F made love noncannonicl."
A collection of Ohs can be heard with Ruby saying "Whats noncanonicl mean." But it was drowned out.
The cuts to show a large box being placed on the floor with the satisfying sound of lego being rattled together. Onua pops out from beside it.
Onua: Hey Tahu?
Tahu: What?
Onua: Have you ever built a set from scratch?
Tahu: Um... actually no.
"Theres a suprise." Weiss sarcastically remarks.
Onua: So basically, we have no idea what we're doing.
"Onua and Tahu have no clue what they're doing. Stop the fuckin presses." Yang contributes.
Tahu: Do we ever.
Onua: Good point.
The same music from episode 1s montage plays as the box is knocked down, spilling the pieces unto Tahu and Onua. It then shows some weapons laid down. It then cuts to Tahu and Onua removing a piece from somthing. Tahu is then on the ground working on the torso.
"He reminds me of you when you were making Crescent Rose." Yang says. Ruby really couldn't deny this claim.
While Tahu is doing this, Onua is running around the camera. A piece is removed from a head exposing a trans orange piece. The orange piece is attached to the inika sword found earlier and Tahu uses it to simulate him welding somthing. The two back up, look at each other, and then look back at their creation. Its quite the mess of parts.
Tahu: We did it.
"Useing the losest possible definition of did it." Blake says. The others giggle at her remark.
Onua: He looks wonderful. The perfect sacrifice... Why isn't he moving?
Tahu: I think he needs a translucent brain piece.
"Their brains are exposed!" Weiss exclaims.
"Im sure thats normal for them." Blake assures.
Onua: Oh, Ill grab one.
Onua moves over to a yellow brain.
Onua: Do you ever wonder about these trans pieces? They're diffrent.
Tahu: Eh, sometimes. They're pretty looking though.
Onua: Like a newborn baby skull.
"Thats quite the odd comparison to make." Weiss says.
Tahu: Onua just put the stupid piece in.
Onua: k
The creation is awakened as strange music plays.
Greg: Happy birthday!
Happy sound effect.
Tahu: We've made a mistake.
"I don't see what Tahus getting at. They build a shody robot, its all good. He speaks his first two words, I regret everything." Yang says.
"Maybe its a refrence to somthing in their dimension." Ruby sudgests.
Greg: Am I... alive? Is this what its like to be alive?
Tahu: I guess.
Greg: Wow. Thank you for giving me the gift of life. This is- woah whats that?
Tahu: What?
Greg: What is this?
Tahu: A lamp, don't touch that.
'I wonder if Penny was like this when she first came online' Ruby wonders.
Greg: What is this?
Tahu: A cat, don't touch that either.
Greg: What is this?
He is pointing at a gun this time.
Onua: Oh my god.
Tahu: Put that away are you kidding me!
Greg: It likes me.
"That is similar to what Ruby said when she saw a sniper rifle." Yang whispers to Blake.
Onua: Put it down.
Greg: Can I keep it?
Tahu: You're litterally going to kill some one give me that...!
The scene cuts to the three sitting in a circle on a table.
Greg: So... do I have a name.
Onua: Yeah, he needs a name.
Tahu: Hmm. How about we name him after the greatest and most influentual man in our lives.
"Broke for free" begins playing
Tahu: Come on Greg, Ill show you around.
The team giggles at the name. They got the refrence.
Greg: Oh boy! I can't wait to explore this world which I am blessed to be in.
"I he won't be disappointed!" Ruby exclaims
Onua: What about the sacrifice? We haven't told him.
"Hopefully they decide not to sacrifice him." Ruby worries.
"Maybe once they get to know him, they won't do it." Yang assures Ruby.
Tahu: We'll do that later. Trust me.
"Maybe they'll forget." Weiss sudgests. Meanwhile, Ruby was relived that Gregs life wouldn't be cut short.
Another montage occurs, first showing the group playing Bionicle the adventure board game. It shows Greg is wining, when he looks up he sees Onua holding a knife and Tahu with what looked like an smg.
'Ruby and Weiss when Yang is wining in their board game.' Blake thinks to herself.
It then shows the three swinging on a swing, then Greg going down a slide only to reach the bottem in pieces. The three are then riding on a large scooter.
'How is that even physically posible?' Every one thinks regarding everything in that scene.
It then cuts to show the temperature of the oven rising.
"Good to see they are teaching him some things instead of just playing around." Weiss says.
"Oh yeah, I keep meaning to ask you, did you ever learn how to cook?" Yang asks out of curiosity.
"Well... um, not exactly." Weiss responds.
"Don't worry bff. When this is over I could teach you!" Ruby exclaims.
"Yeah, Ruby is a surprisingly good cook. And I mean, really good." Yang says. Ruby smiles at the compliment.
It then shows that Greg is inside the oven with Tahu and Onua watching.
"I can't tell if they put him in there or he got himself locked in there." Blake says.
"I hope it isn't the former. Is it even safe, for them i mean?" Weiss asks.
It then cuts to show cat (Asalan is his name apparently) is sleeping. It then shows Greg is looking at the Asalan as he turns back to Tahu who nods at him in response. Greg then buries his face in the cats fur and rubs it around a bit while Tahu and Onua (I asume) laugh.
'I feel somewhat offended.' Blake thinks.
It then shows Tahu blowing bubbles and Greg standing in the pool of bubbles. It then shows the heros and Good Guy looking up at a white board. Upon reading the white board, the team find it is nothing but insults.
"It was only a matter of time that they did something like this with Greg." Weiss comments.
It then shows Greg and Onua with a large air tank and Tahu holding a cone, pointed at Kopaka. Ouna flicks the switch and Kopaka goes flying. The three then take their leave.
Tahu: Your so awsome Greg.
Greg: Thanks! I owe it all to you guys.
Tahu: So. You wanna do another really cool thing.
Greg: Absolutely! Im open minded about anything.
"Its great they are becoming friends." Ruby says, Though the others can sense whats coming.
It then cuts to show Greg upsidedown with the garbage disposal being heard.
"What! How could they do this. They were friends wern't they?" Ruby is having trouble comprehanding Tahu and Onuas betrayel. Her teammates move closer to comfort her.
"Im sure Kopaka will come and slap some sense into them." Weiss assures.
"Thanks guys." Ruby says towards her team.
Onua: Now remember, you will only achive true happiness if you jump inside the happiness hole.
Greg:Wow, okay.
Tahu and Onua: Hail Denmark!
Tahu: Lower him.
Greg is slowely being lowered.
Greg: Im just happy to be included.
Blake grimmaced, the deception similar to what Tahu and Onua were doing was similar to how some bullying of faunus started.
Greg is continually lowered until the disposal switch is shut off.
Kopaka: I can't belive what Im seeing right now. I told you not to do this crap again.
Tahu: No, you said to find someone willing to do this. So we did. We built him.
Kopaka: Uh huh. You realize if you jump in there you'll die right.
Greg: Die?
Kopaka: As in end your life.
Greg: But... I don't want to end my life.
Kopaka: So don't go in there.
Greg: So close.
Kopaka: Now as for you two I think I'm gonna take away the xbox for awhile.
"They try to kill some one and the only punishment is they get their toy taken away." Blake says.
"That is if this xbox is a toy." Yang comments
"They should deserve far worse." Weiss says.
Onua: No!
Tahu: You monster.
'hypocrite.' Everyone thought.
Kopaka: How about 4 months, maybe 3 if im feeling suddenly graceful.
Kopaka walks away.
Tahu: Im not sure what happened.
Onua: Yeah me too. I don't really wanna sacrifice anymore.
Tahu: We're sorry Greg. It was stupid.
"At least they learned their lesson." Ruby sighed with relief. Tahu was her favorite character for this series and she didn't really wanna change that.
Greg: All is forgiven, man.
Tahu: Come on, lets go do somthing else.
It then cuts to show Kopaka walking off. He stops.
Kopaka: What do you want?
All of a sudden the garbage disposal can be heard again. The three turn to find Kopaka being lowered into it.
Kopaka: Ah crap!
"What!" Everyone choruses
Tahu: Kopaka! What!
Onua: Hes gonna fall in!
Kopaka: How did I get up here? Oh god, help!
Tahu: Why is the garbage disposal on?
Onua: We gotta turn it off!
Tahu: Theres no time.
"I can see how standing around and talking is a much more effective stratagy." Blake retorts.
Greg: If he falls in there, he'll die. And i can't let that happen.
'Day on and hes already thinking like a huntsman.' Ruby thinks. Forget what she thought earlier Greg might be her new favorite character.
Greg runs off.
Tahu: Greg what are you doing!
Greg grabs unto the pole at which Kopaka is being lowerd with.
Greg: I got you.
Kopaka is realeased.
Greg: I wish I had longer arms. Oh crap.
Greg slips and falls into the garbage disposal, making a very unpleasent noise in the process until the disposal is turned off.
Ruby was devasted, she really liked Greg.
"You okay Ruby?" Yang asks.
"Ill be fine, I just need some time. Im sure the show will cheer us up later." Ruby states.
"Captain America: the winter soldier, An Old Friend" plays.
Kopaka: Why must we play God Tahu? He could have done amazing things. Gone places. Changed lives. But now he can't. This isn't like you. Maybe the people on this planet cannot use the gift of life responsibly, let alone artifical life. We will forever remain an immature species not ready to create souls.
Team RWBY minus Ruby all ponder his statement. Meanwhile Ruby thinks of what all this would mean for Penny.
Onua: The offering has been accepted!
Tahu and Onua: Hail Denmark! Hail Denmark! Hail Denmark!
Cut to black with "Broke for free playing."
Yang was laughing on the inside at Onuas outburst. "Uh... should we start the next one?" She asks.
"Yeah, lets do that." Ruby agrees. Yang smiles.
'Nothing can hold Ruby down.' She thinks.
(Well, I finished this one quicker then expected. Probably not gonna be the case with gearboxes, but oh well. Nothing new to say here so Hail Denmark!)