Disclaimer- I keep my hopes us but for now… noooo I do not own Harry Potter, JK Rowling does… and I own nothing. Just this computer which I'm now typing in, and even that barely :(
Alex- yay! :)
Harry- why are you so happy?
Alex- I got more reviews… that means more torture for you! *evil smile*
Harry- your happiness sickens me… *frown*
Alex- don't be such a sourpuss! It'd be fun… You might have to do some stuff you don't want to butttttt….you also get to watch your friends do embarrassing stuff.
Harry- That makes me feel a little better… a little.
Alex- And I don't have to do anything embarrassing *happy smile*
Harry- *whispers to reviewers* you have the power to change that…
Alex- what was that?
Harry- Nothing…
Alex- ok… *suspicious* now onto the dares! This dare was sent by BlahBlahGirl123
Ron- oh HER…. *glare* she's the monster that made me not eat for 24 hours!
Hermione- take it easy Ron, she's ok…
Ron- you're only saying that because she didn't give you a dare. *still has an angry face*
Hermione- yep!
Alex- C'mon guys, she's cool… look at her name!
Ron- true... But still!
Alex- anyways let's see what she got to say:
Yay you did my dare! ^_^ wait a second... Everybody did my dares except Hermione... Oh well she will get an EXTRA one... *evil smile*
Hermione- ok i dont like her anymore...
Alex- Shhhh... let me finish reading the review!
ok I'm only giving dares now:
Draco- say you love Harry! (hahaha)
Luna- don't say anything weird for the rest of the chapter...
Neville- wear sunglasses and be cool for idk as long as you want.
Harry- sing the song that never ends! It annoys everyone...
Ron- ummm idk do something funny! :-)
Hermione- Tell Snape that dark makes him look sexy... (such a random idea)
And...give everyone hugs! :-)
Hermione- oh well it's not that bad...
Alex- anyways, draco *snigger* tell harry you love him.
Draco- what kind of sick and twisted game is this!
Alex- you think THIS is sick and twisted... Then you are really not prepared for the future reviews... Just go on and do it.
Draco- fine! *mutter* potter, I love you...
Harry- what's that? I didn't hear you *smirk*
Draco- I... *whisper* love you.
Harry- still can't hear you!
Draco- *practically screams* I love you!
Harry- geez draco heard you the first time, no need to repeat yourself.
Draco- *slaps forehead*
Alex- hahaha Harry you got him good *high fives him* now Luna you can't say anything weird for the entire chapter!
Luna- nothing about the my pet unicorn named Bob!
Alex- In our world that's considered weird soooo... Noo!
Luna- *pout* it's a sad day when a unicorn named bob is considered "weird"...
Alex- yes sad indeed *sarcastically* Now Neville..
Neville- yes?
Alex- your dare is to wear sunglasses and be cool!
Neville- are you saying I'm not cool! And I should pretend to be everything I despise instead of being what I truly am!
Alex- pretty much...
Neville- oh ok. Just wanted to get that straight. *wears sunglasses, puts on leather jacket, and some gel in his hair* yo, sup!
Harry- no fair! He got the easiest dare ever!
Alex- stop complaining it could be worse...
Harry- how?
Alex- wellllll... *thinks* well when I think of some I'll let you know.
Harry- thought so...
Neville- yo, chillax, me brother...
Harry- "me brother!" that would need some getting used to...
Alex- ok Harry time for your dare! Sing the song that never ends...
Harry- *opens mouth*
Alex- wait just a sec *puts on earmuffs* proceed.
Harry- *starts singing* It is the song that never endssss, it goes on and on my friend!
Draco- oh god no! Now I officially hate BlahBlahGirl!
Harry- people kept on singing it not knowing what it wassss and I'll keep on singing it forever just becauseeeee:
Ron- the horror! It will never end!
Harry- it is the songggg that never endssss, it goes on and on my friend!
Hermione- Alex! Make it stop, please!
Alex- *yells* what? Can't hear you... Earmuffs!
Ron- *mutter* why don't we get some?
Draco- *takes earmuffs of forcefully*
Alex- AHHHHH! Whatcha do that for? Now I have to actually to listen to him!
Hermione- can you tell him to stop?
Harry- forever just becauseeeee, it is the song that never...
Hermione- please!
Alex- fine! Just because I have to listen too now... *screams at top of lungs* HARRRYYYYYY STOP SINGING AT ONCE!
Harry- *startled a little* *stops singing*
Everyone except Harry- phewwww what a relief!
Harry- did I sing good?
Alex- *forced a smile and gave him two thumbs up*
Harry- aww thanks!
Alex- ok leaving that behind... Ron! Do something funny...
Ron- I don't know what to do! *walks and accidentally falls on banana peel*
Alex- hahaha that will do.
Ron- *stands up* I didn't mean to... *slips again*
Alex- hahah ok thats enough.
Luna- you know if reminds me of a story about a banana named bob...
Alex- Nuh huh huh... No weird stories for you! Remember your dare...
Luna- darn, it was a really funny story.
Alex- I'd bet... Now onto Hermione... :-)
Hermione- do I haveeee to!
Alex- yes! Now call snape and tell him dark makes him look sexy.
Draco- *snigger*
Hermione- ugh fine! *dials number*
Snape- *answers* Hello?
Hermione- *stutters* h-hello sir. This is Hermione. Hermione Granger.
Snape- ha.. Granger. What may I owe this unexpected call from my number one student?
Hermione- *gives Alex a glare* w-well... I came to tell you that... Dark makes you look sexy *says really fast and hangs up*
Alex- oh gosh Hermione... I didn't know you fancied Snape... *wink*
Hermione- *blush*
Alex- just proves my point! You like him... Hehe
Hermione and Ron- does not!
Alex- seriously guys... Can't you take a joke? She's like 17, he's 40 something... I wasn't being serious.
Ron- I knew you weren't…. *nervous laugh*
Alex- sure you did... Now Hermione has to give everyone hugs, yay!
Hermione- *hugs Alex*
Alex- I know I'm awesome and everything but you have to hug everyone else too...
Hermione- Fine.. No biggie, just a hug. *hugs everyone for about 5 seconds and sits down*
Alex- thanks Hermione. now onto the next review. This one was sent by TV World 1234:
You're really good with writing cheesy, funny stuff... (Shucks you guys are too nice)
Anyways dares and truths for everyone! :-).
Harry- Dare- Dress up as a clown.
Hermione- Truth- Do you think Ron is capable of having a girlfriend?
Draco- who do you fancy most in the room?
Luna- dare- give Ron a haircut :-)
Harry- Nooooooo! I hate clowns! *twitches*
Alex- huh?
Ron- Harry is afraid of clowns!
Alex- and yet you do not fear Voldemort... Hmmm...
Harry- well there is difference!
Alex- yeah one is a dark lord, the most powerful wizard there is and the other is a human dressed up in colorful clothes!
Harry- now you see why I fear clowns more...
Alex- *sigh* just do the stupid dare...
Harry- fine! But I-I don't have a costume. Whoops can't do the dare, sorry.
Alex- seriously you should think of better excuses... I have author powers, member?
Harry- darn!
Alex- *smiles evilly* *poofs up a really goofy looking clown costume*
Harry- has anyone ever told you you're evil...
Alex- actually yes...
Harry- big shocker *puts on costume*
Alex- Ginny give him a clown makeover.
Ginny- darn she noticed I'm here. The not talking thing really doesn't work...
Luna and Neville- tell me about it.
Ginny- oh well, *gives Harry a complete clown makeover*
Alex- *holds up mirror* voila!
Harry- *starts screaming and running around in circles*
Ron- dude, calm down! *pins Harry down so he stops running around*
Harry- I forever hate you TV World!
Ron- me too... Believe me. I have to get a haircut from Luna!
Alex- ok so Harry you will have to keep the costume on until the chapter ends...
Harry- *mutter* witch...
Alex- Aww thanks Harry *pinches cheek* now for Hermione... Do you think Ron is capable of having a girlfriend? Cause let's face it, he's sorta of a dundehead...
Ron- HEY! I'm right here you know!
Alex- I know...
Hermione- well Ron is very sweet. And if he has a girlfriend he'd probably protect her and cherish her... Because it would of probably been his only opportunity... So yeah I think he is.
Ron- aww thanks... Wait a second, hey! What do you mean "only opportunity"? I would have many girlfriends when I'm older!
Alex- sure you will, ronny...now draco, come out of the corner!
Draco- the corner thing doesn't work also! Aww man...
Alex- now tell us who you fancy most in this room.
Draco- well... I wouldn't pick Luna.. Too weird. Not Ginny, too Weasley. Not you... Too mean! So I guess that leaves Granger!
Hermione- aww thanks, Draco.
Alex- you sure know how to flatter girls, don't you draco *sarcastic* good thing you're cute...
Draco- *blushes* gee, thanks.
Alex- now onto the fun part. Luna, give ron here a haircut. *smile evilly*
Luna- but I haven't ever gave someone a haircut.. I'm not sure I'll be any good...
Alex- just what I was counting for! *poofs up scissors and gives them to Luna* go wild...
Ron- whoa, I'm not about to let Luna approach my neck and head with a pair of scissors... She could cut my head of! Or worse... She could mess us my hair!
Alex- don't be such a crybaby... I'm sure she'll do fine..
Luna- come here Ron, Dont sorry I don't bite.
Ron- well you did bite me once in two years ago...
Luna- will you never let that go! *sigh*
Ron- well you bit me!
Luna- *roll eyes* *start cutting hair*
Alex- this might take a while... So Harry how are you enjoying your costume? *smile*
Harry- wonderfully *sarcastic*
Hermione- will you ever let us out?
Alex- I don't think so... But I might... It depends on my mood, or how many people review...
Draco- doesn't torturing people eventually get boring?
Alex- nope! *smiles*
Draco- I wish I could torture people...
Alex- aww don't worry Draco, I'm sure you will one day.
Draco- *hopeful look* you really think so?
Alex- I know so...
Luna- done!
Ron- *looks in the mirror* you know that doesnt look half bad... *faces Alex* IN YOUR FACE!
Alex- *Mutter* stupid Luna, she was supposed to make it look bad!
Luna- just because you're muttering doesn't mean you're audible...
Alex- *nervous smile* so thats all the time we have for...
Ron- should I even bother to keep my hopes up that it's done for good?
Alex- nope, you shouldn't...
Ron- *pout*
Alex- come back next time, there will be more fun, more humor, and more torture!
Harry- why more torture! Why! *sobs*
Alex- any dare and any truth welcomed! I will try my best to get them all, promise! :-) but for now... Bye and review :-)