And we're back with another exciting episode of Ultimate Total Pokemon Island! Let's get started!
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Rufflet and Wooper were playing around the huge doughnut that their team had received from the previous challenge. The duo had become good friends over the course of the three days they'd been at the island.
They were both complete opposites despite them being friends. Wooper was the bold, adventurous type, while Rufflet was the scared wimp.
They duo were both jumping on the squishy pastry, getting higher bounces with every jump. Wooper did a backflip off of the doughnut and landed on his feet with a laugh.
"W-WOOPER! I CAN'T STOP!" shouted Rufflet.
"Use your wings man", said Wooper.
"I CAN'T!" Rufflet bounced on the doughnut again, this time going thirty feet in the air.
He fell forward and landed on his gut. He was unconscious when Wooper ran up to him.
"Rufflet, you okay?" he asked.
Rufflet got up and shook his feathers. "No, I think I bruised my stomach. Why is it that every time I try to have fun and do different things that I'm either scared of it or I get hurt?"
"Rufflet…you have to try to be more confident in your abilities", said Wooper. "You can't be scared of everything."
"Wooper…I don't think you understand me. I don't know why I'm scared of everything. My other friends would battle Pokemon ten times larger than them and wouldn't be scared, but here I am. Rufflet, the scaredy bird who always gets hurt."
"Maybe you're accident prone and you're scared of everything because you think they'll hurt you", said Wooper.
"I'm not accident prone", said Rufflet.
He took a step forward and tripped on a rock. His face landed in the sand and it got in his eyes. He quickly jumped into the ocean and got bitten by a Sharpedo.
He came back onto land panting before, falling in front of Wooper.
"Oh boy", sighed Wooper.
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"I think Rufflet can be a very good competitor if he can get over his fears", said Wooper. "He needs to learn to have fun instead of trying to avoid everything…and I know just how to do that."
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Team Destroy met in the forest area.
"Okay guys, what do you know about our teammates so far?" asked Lairon.
Klang and Honchkrow, both being guys (well Klang is technically genderless, but he acts more like a guy), would be able to get information about their fellow guy teammates, while Lairon would get information about the girls.
"Well?" she asked again.
"Well…Pupitar's clean; he has no secrets and he seems like a good guy. Arcanine is a good guy too and he's strong", said Honchkrow. "Houndoom is like a dangerous predator and Luxray is just like a daredevil, he always likes to take risks."
"Okay, anything else?" asked Lairon.
"Well…Xatu is creepy, Fraxure is too quiet, Rufflet is a wimp, Lucario is a babe magnet, Wooper loves to have fun, and Manectric is gay", said Klang. "What about the girls?"
"Quilava is hot-headed, Ninetales is nice, Mightyena doesn't act like a girl, Absol doesn't do anything, Flaaffy is shy, Zoroark and Lopunny both like Lucario, Swanna is innocent, Pidgeotto is protective, and Munna is normal."
"So…there's really no one to get rid of", said Honchkrow.
"What are you talking about?" asked Lairon. "This is perfect. We can get rid of anyone that won't be of use to us."
"So…we're basically targeting others?" asked Klang.
"Exactly", said Lairon. "Together, we can get rid of anyone of our choosing."
But, what they didn't notice was that Pidgeotto had seen and heard everything they had just said. As they left, she flew back to the cabin so she wouldn't arouse suspicion.
The sun came started to rise over the horizon, so Xatu took his usual spot on the cabin roof.
"Okay guys we made it, now we have to make sure we aren't found out", said Lairon.
Klang and Honchkrow didn't pay attention, as they were looking up behind her. Lairon noticed that they weren't looking at her and turned around to see what they were looking at. She saw that they were looking at Xatu, who was staring at the sun.
"Crap, okay we have to make sure he doesn't say anything", said Lairon.
"Um…Lairon, I don't even think he notices us, he's just looking at the sun", said Honchkrow.
"Oh please, it's all a fake out so we won't notice him", said Lairon.
"Oh yeah?" asked Klang. "XATU! DO YOU SEE US?"
Xatu stayed in his spot and didn't even move a muscle, his eyes locked on the sun.
"There's your answer, he doesn't even know we exist", said Klang.
"Huh, I guess you guys are right", said Lairon with a yawn. "I'm gonna get some shut eye, what about you guys?"
"I'm a dark-type, I can last", said Honchkrow.
"I have hardly no feeling of being tired", said Klang.
Lairon yawned. "Good for you." She went inside her side of the cabin with the other girls inside and slept in the bed she threatened the others to let her have.
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Later that day, after everyone except Lairon got up, Raikou's voice could be heard over the intercom.
"ALRIGHT CAMPERS, MEET US AT THE GYMNASIUM ASAP!"
"There's a gymnasium?" asked Espeon.
"YES!"
"…how did he hear that?" asked Sunflora.
"CAMERAS! NOW GET TO THE GYMNASIUM!"
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Everyone went to the gymnasium, despite the fact that they didn't know where it was. It took them a while to find it, but they eventually did.
"Hello campers, today's challenge is…dodgeball!" said Raikou holding a dodgeball. "Think fast Rufflet!" he said tossing it
"What?" asked Rufflet before he was hit with the ball.
"Ouch", said Sunflora flinching.
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Rufflet was covered it bandages. "I…hate…sports."
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"Alright, the rules for dodgeball are simple", said Raikou. "If you get hit by the ball, you're out. If you catch a ball, the thrower is out. The last person standing either side wins."
"So…what's the catch?" asked Munna.
"The team that wins two out of three rounds wins the challenge", said Raikou.
"Now, start the pain!" shouted Entei as he climbed into the announcer's station, followed by Raikou.
"Now, each team will have seven players each round. Now go ahead and choose who's going to start it off, because the first round is about to begin", said Raikou.
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"Alright guys, we need to figure out who's going to go for the first round", said Pupitar. "Any volunteers?"
"Eh, I'll go, what have I got to lose?" asked Lucario, shrugging his shoulders.
"Okay, that's one, anyone else?" asked Pupitar. "How about you flying-types, you can dodge the dodgeballs."
"Well…that's true", said Pidgeotto. "Alright, I'll give it a shot."
"So will I", said Swanna.
"Anyone else?" asked Pupitar.
"I'll go", said Arcanine.
"Me too", said Luxray.
Manectric saw that Luxray was going and immediately agreed to go as well.
"This is great, we just need one more", said Pupitar. "How about you Munna?"
"Why me?" asked Munna bewildered.
"We need one more player, and you know some psychic attacks that can help us win", said Quilava.
Pupitar paused. "Okay, I just realized, we may need her as a secret weapon in the last round."
Munna let out a sigh of relief.
"Thanks Quilava", said Pupitar, winking at her.
Quilava shivered and blushed, which some of the girls have been noticing for the few days.
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"Are they a thing or something?" asked Lopunny.
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"So, does anyone want to take Munna's place?" asked Pupitar.
Nobody said anything, as Fraxure simply raised his hand.
"Okay then, I guess we have our seven people", said Pupitar as Quilava smiled at him.
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"Have I been checking out Pupitar?" said Quilava. "Yeah…it's just, I really like him. He's the first guy I've met who's actually been friendly towards me and complements me. Plus, he's really sexy."
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"Okay guys, who wants to go in the first round?" asked Cinccino.
"I'll go, I'd love to kick some ass at this game", said Crawdaunt.
"I'll go, too", said Carracosta.
"I'll take a swing at it", said Drilbur.
"So will I", said Vibrava.
"Okay, that's four people right there", said Cinccino. "Anyone else? How about you Purugly?"
"No way, this is a barbaric sport and I shan't take any part of it", said Purugly snobbishly.
"Shan't?" asked Carvanha.
"I don't know", said Vanillite.
"I'll try", said Gulpin.
"Come on, we need some psychic types to do it too", said Cinccino, talking to Espeon, Kirlia, and Sigilyph.
"Fine, I'll go", said Sigilyph. "We can have one psychic type for each round."
"Okay then, we just need one more", said Cinccino.
"Um…I'll go", said Swablu.
Everyone looked at her shocked.
"Um…are you sure Swablu, I mean…no offense but, you seem too weak", said Ferroseed.
"Oh yeah?" said Swablu. "I'll definitely go then."
"Well, okay then", said Cinccino. "We have our seven players."
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The two teams' players stood across from each other on the gym floor. Six dodgeballs were lined up along the middle of the floor.
"Ready…set…go!" shouted Raikou.
Pidgeotto and Swanna flew forward and grabbed two of the balls before flying back. Crawdaunt, Drilbur, and Carracosta ran up and grabbed three of the balls. Carracosta threw a ball at Manectric, who dodged it and picked it up. Swanna threw the ball at Gulpin, who swallowed it whole.
"Um…I think that counts as an out", said Raikou.
"Aw…" groaned Gulpin as he got off of the court.
Sigilyph used Confusion to throw three balls at the other team. Lucario was hit, but Luxray and Fraxure both caught one of the three balls, getting Sigilyph out.
Arcanine threw a ball at Swablu, but she dodged it and grabbed another one. She threw it at Arcanine, who jumped out of the way, making it hit Manectric instead.
"Sorry buddy", said Arcanine.
Manectric sulked off of the court while the rest of them continued tossing the dodgeballs. Carracosta had gotten another ball and threw it at Swanna, getting her out, but he was out after Fraxure caught the third ball he threw.
The few players left for either team were Arcanine, Luxray, Fraxure, and Pidgeotto for the Palkias and Swablu, Crawdaunt, Drilbur, and Vibrava for the Dialgas.
Pidgeotto threw he ball at Drilbur, who instantly jumped out of the way. Entei was upset with this.
"Whoever gets that stupid mole out gets invincibility!" he shouted.
Drilbur smiled at this. He picked up a ball and hit himself, getting himself out.
"DAMN IT!" yelled Entei in frustration.
"Drilbur's out", said Raikou.
"Thanks for the invincibility kitty", said Drilbur laughing as he got off of the course.
Entei roared and tried to get out of the announcer's station, but Raikou stopped him. "I will get Arceus and she will fuck you up if you do what I know you're about to do."
Entei growled and turned back around.
"That's better", said Raikou.
Crawdaunt grabbed a ball and hurled it at Fraxure, who simply caught it and tossed it to Pidgeotto. Crawdaunt growled and got off of the course. Pidgeotto tossed the ball she had just received at Swablu, who threw a ball at Arcanine, getting him out. The ball hit Swablu when she wasn't looking and both she and Arcanine went back to their teams.
This left only Vibrava for the Dialgas and Luxray, Fraxure, and Pidgeotto for the Palkias. Vibrava was shaking with fear, as he was the last player for his team.
"Well, it looks like we're gonna win this easily", said Pidgeotto.
Vibrava took a deep breath and something immediately changed about him. He gained a Russian accent and his wings gained small dots on their ends.
"This game is not over until Kjelliviño says so!" he shouted.
He flew towards the dodgeballs and threw them at the three of them. Fraxure and Luxray jumped out of the way as one of the balls hit Pidgeotto.
"Hahaha!" laughed Vibrava as he grabbed another dodgeball as it rolled over to his side of the court. He threw it hard at Luxray, whom it hit, and it bounced off the ceiling with perfect precision and enough momentum to hit Fraxure as well.
"The Dialgas win the first round!"
The Dialgas cheered in happiness as the Palkias looked down in disappointment. The Dialgas gathered around Vibrava, who was still Kjelliviño at the moment.
"You did it Vibrava!" said Vanillite.
"Yeah, you were amazing", said Swellow.
Vibrava looked at them passively, but then took a deep breath, returning back to his normal self. "T-thanks guys."
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"First Butch, now Kjelliviño", sighed Vibrava. "Well, at least I helped my team win the first round."
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"Okay, it's time for the second round", said Raikou. "Choose your players wisely, because you cannot use the same players over again."
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"Okay, second round, we need some new players", said Pupitar. "I'll volunteer to go this time."
"You don't even have any arms", said Wooper.
"You don't either", said Pupitar.
"I don't?" asked Wooper looking down. "Oh my Arceus, I'm…oh right I never any. Well, I'll go too, just so I can play."
"Okay, that's two down", said Pupitar.
"I'm in", said Houndoom. "I can't wait to cause a little damage. How about you Absol?"
Absol, who was laying down, simply turned her head away, ignoring him.
"Come on Absol, seriously, just play", said Quilava.
Absol sighed and stood up.
"Okay, that's four", said Pupitar. "We need three more."
"How about you Klang?" asked Swanna.
"What about me?" asked Klang.
"You can play."
"Um, I don't think that you've noticed, but I have a serious lack of arms", Klang responded.
"You have teeth", said Manectric.
"Damn it", groaned Klang. "Fine, I'll play, but don't expect anything big."
"Okay, that's five", said Pupitar.
"I'll go", said Honchkrow.
"As will I", said Xatu. "My value of enlightenment has been fulfilled once again for this day."
Everyone stared at him. "I'll take that as a yes", said Pupitar.
"Okay, we're done", said Pupitar. "Remember guys, let's try our hardest."
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"Pupitar is a good leader", said Flaaffy. "He doesn't yell at anybody, and he's really nice and supportive. He's also very cute if you actually take a good look at him."
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"I respect Pupitar", said Honchkrow. "He's a very good leader if you think about it. Kind, respectful, generous. Despite only being here for three days, it feels like we've been here for like a month, but he's been making it worth while for our team."
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"My team is great. They all have great personalities that'll help them make it far. I'm mainly here to try and make friends, and I feel like I'm doing a very good job as the leader. I don't know why but, I feel like some of them might have it in for me or something. I don't know…"
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"Alright, who's gonna go this time?" asked Cinccino.
"I'll go", said Farfetch'd. "I feel like that this will help me win you guys' trust back."
"Um…Farfetch'd, you didn't do anything wrong", said Ponyta. "You just fumbled last time, that's all."
"I know and I take full responsibility for our loss, but I promise, this will make up for it."
"Um…okay", said Swellow. "Anyways, I'll go too, I feel like I haven't done anything important for the team, considering the fact that I wasn't chosen for anything last time!"
"Okay Swellow, you're in", said Cinccino. "Anyone else?"
"How about you?" asked Mienshao.
"Why me?" asked Cinccino.
Everyone gave her a look.
"You're part of the team idiot, you're supposed to help", said Carvanha. "Don't be a Dusclops right now."
"Fine, I'll go then", said Cinccino, folding her arms.
"Okay, that's three", said Vanillite. "Anyone else?"
"Miss Priss, are you gonna participate in this round?" asked Floatzel.
"No way, I already told you that this is a barbaric sport and I will not participate in it", said Purugly. "You girls should actually be ashamed of yourselves for actually participating in such a barbaric act. It's like you shouldn't be called ladies at all."
All of the girls glared at her angrily.
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"Okay, if we lose this, she is so going down", said Krabby.
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"I'll show her who's not a lady", said Floatzel.
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"Looks like our alliance is gonna be personally taking someone down today, if we lose", said Kirlia.
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"Okay…despite that rude and disgraceful statement, are any of you other girls going to go?" asked Blitzle.
"I'm going", said Espeon.
"So am I", said Floatzel.
"I'm not a girl, but I'm gonna go", said Ferroseed.
"I'll go too", said Piloswine.
"Alright then, we have our seven players for the second round", said Blitzle. "Let's do this!"
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"Okay, time for the second round. If the Dialgas win this round, they win the challenge. If the Palkias win, we go to the tiebreaker round", said Raikou. "Ready…set…go!"
Honchkrow immediately flew towards one of the dodgeballs and grabbed it with his claws before flying back. Swellow did the same thing, followed by Farfetch'd.
Pupitar , despite having arms, headbutted a dodgeball hard enough to hit Cinccino, getting her out. Floatzel threw a dodgeball at Houndoom, who caught it and threw it at Piloswine, who moved out of the way.
Floatzel groaned and got off of the court, sitting next to Mienshao, who kissed her. Absol threw a ball at Ferroseed, but he punctured the ball.
"Hey, thorn boy, those dodgeballs cost a lot of money so don't go popping them. Plus, you're out!" shouted Entei.
Ferroseed hopped off of the court.
Klang used his teeth to launch a ball at Piloswine, who wasn't paying attention. Espeon used a psychic attack to launch two balls at the other team, Klang caught it with his gear teeth and Xatu simply held out his wings to catch it.
"Espeon is out!"
Espeon angrily got off of the court as a dodgeball hit Farfetch'd while he was watching her. Farfetch'd groaned and walked off of the court after her.
Swellow was the last player for her team. Vibrava had to deal with this moments ago and he defeated them. Swellow however, was outnumbered. The Palkias still had all of their players.
"Alright, I can do this-OW!" she shouted as she was hit by a ball…launched by Wooper.
"Swellow is out, meaning that the Palkias win this round!"
The Palkias cheered as the Dialgas looked down, disappointed this time.
"Well, it looks like we'll be having the tiebreaker after all", said Raikou. "Well, you all know the drill by now, go on and choose your players and remember, you can't use people who have already played."
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"Well, it looks like they'll be two of us who won't play at all", said Pupitar. "We murdered them last round, but it's a shame we can't go more than once. So, who wants to go now?"
"Well Pupitar, the only players who haven't gone yet are the rest of the girls and Rufflet", said Wooper.
"No way, I am not about to receive blunt trauma by a dodgeball again", said Rufflet.
"Come on Rufflet, you never know what might happen", said Swanna.
Rufflet looked at her and sighed.
"Fine", said Rufflet. "But if I die, I'm blaming Wooper."
"Hey!"
"Alright, who else?" asked Pupitar. "The rest of you girls haven't played yet, like Wooper said."
"I'll go", said Quilava.
"Yeah, I'll go too", said Mightyena.
"As will I", said Ninetales.
"Okay, that's four", said Pupitar. "Anyone else?"
"Eh, I'll give it a go", said Zoroark.
"I guess I can try", said Flaaffy nervously.
"Munna, you're our secret weapon, so you'll be our last player", said Pupitar.
Munna sighed. "Okay."
"Great, let's try to do this again."
Some of the guys realized something. Rufflet would be the only guy amongst six other beautiful girls, bringing jealousy into the group.
"Lucky bastard", mumbled Houndoom.
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"Alright, it's the final round, which means we'll have to give it our all", said Cinccino. "So…who's gonna go?"
"I'm in", said Blitzle.
Seeing that Blitzle was going to go, Ponyta built up some courage and volunteered as well.
"I'm going in this round, I'll be a secret weapon", said Krabby.
Crawdaunt cursed at himself. That was the reason she wasn't volunteering for the past two rounds.
"I'll go", said Sunflora. "My hugs can help me catch the balls."
"I'm going in too, I'm very quick when it comes to dodging", said Mienshao.
"Of course I'm going because I'm the last psychic type on the team", said Kirlia, folding her arms.
"So that leaves Carvanha, Vanillite, and Purugly", said Cinccino.
"Sorry guys, I would but as long as I'm in this stupid aquarium, I can't do anything", said Carvanha.
"Yeah we know Carvanha", said Ferroseed. "Well Vanillite, it looks like you'll be the last player."
"Why me?" asked Vanillite.
"Because the fat cat behind you doesn't want to do this challenge", said Floatzel.
"Because it's for delinquents!" shouted Purugly. "Anyone who thinks that throwing red rubber balls at each other is fun should be executed."
"That's your own dumb ass opinion!" shouted Carvanha.
"Fine, I'll go", said Vanillite.
"Good, now we have to be able to take them all down in order to win, let's be confident guys", said Cinccino.
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"Ready…set…GO!"
Mienshao quickly ran towards a ball and threw it at Zoroark, who dodged it. Flaaffy picked up a ball and weakly tossed it at Krabby, who caught it in her claw.
Flaaffy looked down disappointed and stepped off of the court.
Krabby threw her ball at Ninetales, who dodged it and picked up another one with one of her tails. She threw it at Vanillite, who simply froze it as it came towards him. He picked it up and threw it at Mightyena, who caught it with her tail.
Vanillite floated off of the court disappointed as the game progressed.
Rufflet was hiding behind Zoroark, who got out after being hit by a ball thrown by Mienshao. Quilava got on her hind legs and threw a ball towards Ponyta. Blitzle saw the ball coming towards her a jumped in front of her, taking the hit.
"Blitzle is out", said Raikou.
Blitzle smiled at Ponyta, who smiled back. As soon as he left, Ponyta was hit with a ball thrown by Mightyena.
Kirlia used Confusion to launch all of the balls on her side at the other team, successfully getting out Ninetales, Mightyena, and Munna, who wasn't even doing what she was supposed to do.
The only ones left for either side this time were Quilava and Rufflet for the Palkias and Kirlia, Krabby, Sunflora, and Mienshao for the Dialgas.
"Looks like this gonna be an easy victory", said Krabby.
"Yeah", said Kirlia.
As she prepared another psychic attack, she was hit with a dodgeball by Quilava, getting her out.
"Whoa, what just-OW!" shouted Mienshao as she was hit with a ball as well.
"Kirlia and Mienshao are out", said Raikou.
"We noticed that saber!" shouted Mienshao as she and Kirlia stepped off of the court.
"Well it's two on two, it looks like this is gonna be easy, Rufflet", said Quilava before noticing that he wasn't there. "Rufflet?"
She turned around and noticed that he was behind her, shaking. When she wasn't looking, Krabby threw a ball at her, getting her out, and leaving Rufflet vulnerable.
"Aw crap", said Rufflet.
"This is gonna be way too easy", said Krabby as she and Sunflora both picked up the last two balls on their side.
They tossed them at Rufflet, who on instinct jumped out of the way, panting. He looked on their side and noticed that they didn't have any dodgeballs and then he looked on his side and saw that all of them were there. He gulped and picked one up.
He threw one at Sunflora, who tried to hug and catch it, but it was too fast and it hit her in the gut, getting her out.
"Sunflora's out", said Raikou.
Sunflora stepped off of the court holding her stomach.
"Well, it looks like I'll have to down this bird myself", said Krabby as she picked up the ball that Rufflet threw at Sunflora and threw it at him.
Rufflet picked up another dodgeball and blocked it. Rufflet then threw a ball at Krabby, who jumped out of the way at the last second.
Krabby picked up a ball and threw it at him again, this time successfully knocking Rufflet to the wall.
"No!" shouted Swanna.
Rufflet weakly held up the ball in his wings, proving that he had successfully caught it.
"The Palkias win!" announced Raikou.
The Palkias cheered loudly and went over to see Rufflet.
"Dude, that was great, how did you do that?" asked Wooper.
"I don't know", said Rufflet. "I just…don't know."
"Well Dialgas, you know what time it is", said Raikou, walking up to them.
The Dialgas looked down, disappointed.
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Team Strike had gathered in the forest area to discuss their elimination plan.
"Please tell me we're getting rid of Purugly, she's so bitchy", said Krabby.
"Maybe she learned it from you", said Crawdaunt.
"Don't start", said Kirlia. "And yes, we're getting rid of her."
"If we already agree, why did we meet up?" asked Vibrava.
"Because Vibrava, we need to figure out what's been going on with you", said Kirlia.
"W-what do you mean?" he asked nervously.
"Yesterday you said that your name was Butch when you got pissed and today when you were the only one left on our team, you said your name was Kjelliviño", said Kirlia. "What's going on?"
"Yeah, seriously", said Drilbur.
"Oh that…um…I…was an actor before and those were some of the characters I played", lied Vibrava. "When I was fired, I started trying to make other people laugh by playing as them."
"Oh, that's neat", said Swablu.
"Yeah", said Vibrava nervously.
"Well okay, thanks for explaining", said Kirlia.
"No problem", he said.
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"I hate lying", said Vibrava. "But I have to keep my condition a secret. I'm lucky only two of my personalities came out-wait, forget I said that."
"Who, what? Um…"
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"Welcome Dialgas to your second elimination", said Raikou. "You all remember the rules. If I do not call your name, you must immediately go to the dock of shame and take a ride on the Chair of Loserdom."
"The first person safe is…Vanillite", said Raikou.
Vanillite smiled and grabbed his poffin.
"Gulpin…Swellow…Kirlia…Krabby…Crawdaunt", Raikou continued. "Sigilyph…Espeon…Swablu…Vibrava…Carracosta…Drilbur…Sunflora…Mienshao…Floatzel…Ferroseed…Blitzle."
They all came up and received their poffins.
"Piloswine…Ponyta…Farfetch'd…Cinccino", said Raikou.
"Carvanha…Purugly, you two are at the bottom", said Raikou. "Carvanha, you haven't been doing any of the challenges-"
"I'm stuck in an aquarium!" he shouted. "I can't help it!"
"-and Purugly, you've been making some rather rude and awful comments about your teammates and you haven't been doing the challenges either."
Purugly looked away.
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Carvanha let out a sigh of relief. "So long tiger bitch."
Purugly scoffed. "Well, before I go, I might as well have some last words."
"Cinccino, you are a terrible leader." Cinccino glared at her.
"Espeon, you're just a living carpet." Espeon growled at her.
"Farfetch'd, grow some balls and stop doing what other people say." Farfetch'd gave her an angry look.
" Blitzle and Ponyta, stop playing nice and just make out already." Blitzle and Ponyta both blushed and glared at her.
"Vanillite, your life has no meaning, you're just ice cream. Get eaten already." Vanillite looked down sad.
"Piloswine, Gulpin, you are both worthless gluttons." Piloswine and Gulpin both shrugged it off.
"Ferroseed, you can't do anything right." Ferroseed glared at her.
"Krabby and Crawdaunt. Stop with the love-hat bullshit and do it." Krabby and Crawdaunt both growled at her.
"Can she please get outta here?" asked Krabby angrily.
"Naw, we're gonna allow it", said Raikou.
"Carvanha, you are just a stupid fish with no real backbone." Carvanha tried to jump out of his aquarium, but he couldn't.
"Swellow, stop acting like a child!" Swellow got ready to dive bomb her.
"Carracosta, stop being nice, that's really annoying. Grow a pair of freaking balls and get mad for once." Carracosta shrugged it off.
"Drilbur, no one likes you or your lame jokes."
"Thank you!" shouted Entei.
"Sunflora, stop hugging everyone, it's painful and annoying." Sunflora looked down, upset.
"Vibrava, you suck at everything and you're a terrible actor." Vibrava shrugged it off. "At least she doesn't know."
"Sigilyph…you're just downright weird looking." Sigilyph glared at her.
"Floatzel, you're just downright disgusting. Same with you Mienshao. You girls are ladies, you're not supposed to lick each other's vaginas or kiss each other in public, that's just grotesque and horrible."
"You wanna know what's actually terrible, you're still here when your ass just got voted out ten minutes ago!" shouted Floatzel.
"Oh shut up vagina licker", said Purugly.
"You lick yourself everyday", said Ferroseed. "DO YOU REALLY THINK WE WANNA SEE THAT? YOU'RE NOT EVEN HOT! AT LEAST WHEN THEY DO IT, IT'S HOT!"
"Plus, they actually had the decency to talk to us about it before", said Espeon. "But you were too busy in the bathroom to even hear it."
"Oh whatever, I'm outta here. Kirlia and Swablu, you two are the only ones who have my respect", said Purugly. "The rest of you…I'm ashamed to have even called you teammates."
"Wow harsh", said Raikou.
"You wanna know what else is harsh? Suicune's cheating on you're big toothed ass", said Purugly.
"I know, that's just because she's got amnesia, we already had sex and everything so she's technically still be mate. Another blow to the head and she'll be back to normal", said Raikou. "So you just insulted me about something I already know."
"Wow…you just told your business on national television", said Entei as Raikou stared shocked.
"Okay, it's time to get her outta here", said Raikou angrily. "Anyone wanna watch?"
Raikou pushed Purugly towards the dock, with Entei right behind him. All of the Dialgas followed Raikou and Entei to the dock, where they were strapping Purugly in the Chair of Loserdom. Entei instantly ignited the fireworks, launching Purugly away from the island.
"Good riddance", said Carvanha.
"Alright, let's head back", said Raikou.
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Well, this chapter's done. Purugly just insulted everyone on national TV…what a bitch. There was a lot of drama and fun this episode, which is great. I hope you enjoyed this episode and be sure to review…everyone who reads or watches it in your head. Thanks for watching, and I'll be back next time with another thrilling episode of Ultimate Total…Pokemon…Island!
Next time: A snow race freezes most of the players in their tracks, and in the end it will be one of the most astounding and shocking eliminations ever.