Disclaimer: I do hereby apologize to anyone who has read this story and suffered. It was not my intention to do so.
Author's Note: I kind of like doing this story since there aren't many people reading it and I don't feel the need to impress anyone
Chapter Four: If Miroku was in the Real World
If Miroku was in the real world, there would be a bit of trouble. However it would offer some amusement to almost everyone involved.
First off for Miroku to survive in the real world he'd have to work very hard to stop groping women and asking them to bear his child. Why? Because in the real world of the twenty-first century groping and asking someone to have your child is considered sexual harassment. Miroku would get slapped with something even worse than Sango's hiraikotsu he'd get slapped with a lawsuit. It's not that Miroku probably wouldn't get whacked upside the head with a purse; I think he would. It's just that I believe after a while he'd get whacked with a lawsuit.
After he got the lawsuit, Miroku would probably go to court to plead his case. While pleading his case he's have to explain about the curse on his hand, which the judge may or may not buy. Let's assume that the judge buys the story about his cursed hand. So then Miroku is free to go.
Of course, when Miroku goes to court for the whole sexual harassment thing the judge will also determine that Miroku is about sixteen years of age and should be in school. So, Miroku ends up attending the same high school as Koga. This leads to some interesting events such as Miroku and Koga becoming lab partners and joining forces to blow up the chemistry lab. The blowing up of the chemistry lab will result in a call home to parents, which Miroku doesn't seem to have so we have to make parents up for him because it's cruel not to give a kid at least one adult to blame for his rebellion against the civilized world. I think that we could scavenge that monk from the episode where he was attacked by the praying mantis demon. Yes, he'd make the perfect parent for Miroku
So, now that he has the job, the guardian and the lawsuit I'd say that Miroku is just about ready for the real world. Except that he needs clothes. Clothes that don't make him look like a monk. Maybe something from American Eagle because we don't want to be cliché and say everyone from InuYasha when you stick them in the modern era is suddenly a gothic punk with a need to wear arm warmers and chains. Besides, I think the little lecher would look rather cute in a pair of baggy jeans and a button down shirt with the two top buttons open.
So concludes Miroku's chapter in the real world.
Thank you to any of my reviewers next I think I'll do InuYasha. That shall be my longest chapter in this series.