A/N: Sorry it took so long to update, but now I'm back!
Disclaimer: I don't own Phineas and Ferb or any of the characters in this story.
Chapter 4: Altogether Now!
"Ahhhhh!" Candace screamed as she keeps teleporting from one place to another. Thanks to Phineas and Ferb's belt, she now was wearing a bright crimson spandex outfit (similar to DC's Black Canary). She also had on a crimson skirt and an extravagant red eye mask. "Can't" she teleported to Rome, "stop" teleported to Beijing, "tele-" now she was in London, "-port-" in Boston, "-ing."
In Danville, an elderly woman was walking out of a supermarket when a man came up from behind her, grabbed her purse, and ran off. "Help, he stole my purse!" the old woman cried.
Before the purse-thief could get ten feet away, Candace teleported above his head and crashed on top of him. Seconds later she teleported to God knows where. The old woman took back her purse and, to add insult to injury, she hit the burglar's head with her purse.
"Who was that masked girl who comes and goes like a crimson flash?" said a bystander.
"I don't know who she is," the elderly woman began. "But, I know I owe having my $10.25 and breath-mints back to that Crimson Shade."
While Doofenshmirtz and the Regurgitator were arguing who had the better plan to take over the tristate area, Perry made his move. He reached in his nonexistent pocket and grabbed a set of keys and used them to cut away his tape bindings.
When he was almost free, Dennis the rabbit glanced over and noticed the agent was escaping. He alerted the other with a clear whistle and then charged at the platypus. Perry cut his last strands of bondage and sidestepped the rabbit's attack. Dennis stopped and performed a roundhouse kick. The agent blocked the kick and rolled out of the way before Jerry the Platypus could hit him with a lead pipe. When Jerry swung the pipe again, Perry caught it mid-swing and hurled the pipe and his doppelganger into Dennis.
"Stop him!" Heinz yelled. "Somebody stop him before he ruins my ingenious plan!"
Norm fired a pair of laser beams from its eyes to fry the platypus. Perry somersaulted out of the way, and ran over to Vanessa. He grabbed Vanessa's pocket mirror, which happen to be lying next to her laptop.
"I'm still not apart of this," Doofenshmirtz's daughter told everyone not taking her eyes from the computer screen.
Perry opened the pocket mirror and deflected the laser beams back at Norm. When the laser hit the robot, Norm fell flat on its back, unable to move. "Ouchies," cried the robot.
The Regurgitator pulled out a ray gun and started firing at Agent P. Perry tossed his fedora at the weapon. The hat knocked the gun out of the Regurgitator's hand and boomeranged back to Agent P. Perry then charged at the villain and sucker punched him, knocking the Regurgitator out cold for a second.
"Now hold on Perry the Platypus," Doofenshmirtz said backing up as the agent approached him. "Timeout, I call a timeout," but the platypus was still coming after him. "Stop Perry the Platypus. Vanessa, honey, come help your father." Vanessa, of course, didn't do anything and Perry jumped up and punched the doctor.
In downtown Danville, city hall was up in flames. A dozen of policemen were trying to pull the public back while firefighters tried to put out the inferno.
"Who could do such a thing?" one of the bystanders yelled.
"We got the little pyromaniac right here," said one of the police officers with a fourteen year old girl with him.
"I set things on fire to get attention," the girl said with pride.
"Well, thanks to your act, our beloved mayor is trapped in that building," the policeman scolded.
"Sorry…," the girl said with faux enthusiasm.
The fireman chief came running up to the policeman. "It's too dangerous to go to the third floor to save Major Doofenshmirtz; the flames are just too hot."
"Surely, there must be some way to save the mayor," the police chief pressed.
"Don't worry, guys the Justice Union of Danville is on the case," the two men looked up and Phineas (or should we say Swiftster) and his friends came on the scene looking mighty heroic. "Don't worry, chief. We'll save Mayor Roger Doofenshmirtz."
"Who are you guys?" the policeman scratched his head.
"We're the Justice Union of Danville!" the team yelled with pride.
Then one of the third floor windows open with a pillar of smoke pouring out of it. "Someone save me!" Roger Doofenshmirtz coughed. "I promise to lower taxes if you do!"
"Leave it to me Swiftster," Ms Ray said. She used her powers of flight to reach the third story window. With the greatest of ease carried out the mayor and put him safely on the sidewalk.
"Thank you young lady," Roger Doofenshmirtz said truly thankful. "But my computer is still in my office. I have a whole lot of important government documents on there."
This time Upload closed his eyes and concentrated. He managed to set up a telepathic link with the mayor's computer. Using his powers, Upload caused the computer to grow four mechanical tentacles which it used to climb out of the window and crawl down the wall like a spider. When the computer was next to the mayor, it sat itself down and retracted its tentacles.
"Great, I have my computer!" Roger rejoiced. "But this will mean that I have to balance the city's budget on time…"
"Weather Wizard, put out those flames!" Swiftster ordered.
"Seasonal rains, come to my aid!" Weather Wizard yelled into the heavens. Then a huge, dark storm cloud appeared above the burning building and released its load of rain. Within a couple of seconds, the fire was put out.
"That building looks unsafe. I'd better knock it down so no one gets hurt," Mini Titan said.
"You just want to smash something, don't you?" Swiftster said.
"Of course, it's in my nature," Mini Titan said matter-of-factly. He rushed the building and performed a full frontal body slam causing the damaged building to crumple. Before the debris could fall on the onlookers and the streets, Swiftster ran around the collapsing building at super speed to form a mini cyclone. Once the debris was caught in the cyclone, the Swiftster slowed down so the rubble could fall in a neat pile.
The crowds around them cheered and lifted every one of the superheroes on their shoulders. As the crowds were singing the praises of the Justice Union of Danville, Roger Doofenshmirtz cleared his throat and demanded everyone's attention.
"Citizens of Danville," he began, "in honor of the bravely these five superheroes have shown today, I, Mayor Doofenshmirtz, will give them the key to the city!"
Everyone cheered and continued to sing praises. "Boy, Candace is sure missing out," Swiftster said.