Chapter 4 Very James Bond
"I don't think I could eat another thing!" Hermione exclaimed rubbing her stomach as they sat in the Great hall waiting to be dismissed. "Wow, you ate more than me!" Ron exclaimed surprised. "Yeah, how on earth do you do that all the time?" Hermione asked as she sat up. "I'm hungry" Ron said with a smile. "Whatever, when can we leave?" Hermione asked impatient with the conversation. "When Dumbledore announces the prefects, and then they will lead us back to the dorms" Angelina said as she popped up beside Hermione.
"Again" Hermione sighed under her breath. "What" Angelina asked. "Nothing" Hermione said with an impish smile making everyone laugh. "No what did I miss?" Angelina asked as she stared at Hermione. "Nothing, it was just a joke I told earlier, and the guys just remembered and laughed." Hermione said thinking she fooled the older girl. "What joke, if you told it I wanna hear" Angelina said captivated. "Umm… I gotta go to the bathroom anyone know where it is?" Hermione asked. "I DO!" Angelina exclaimed as she pulled Hermione up. "HELP!" Hermione mouthed. "Oh Angie, I was just kidding I don't really have to go to the bathroom" Hermione said as she pretended to laugh patting the older girls arm. "Okay then, oh look Dumbledore's standing, I better get back to my seat" Angelina said rushing back to her seat. "Thank God I don't have to bunk with her!" Hermione exclaimed as she sat back down. "And you! You could've not let her sit there!" Hermione yelled at George. "Well, well, well if we don't meet again" the annoying Irish guy from the train said as he walked up to Hermione as Dumbledore was dismissing the students. "Oh hello" Hermione said with a glare. Hermione started walking faster. "Aren't you gonna ask me who I am?" the guy asked. "NO" Hermione scoffed. "Well, I'm McLaggen, Cormac McLaggen" he said with a smug look. "Wow that was very… James Bond" Hermione said as she walked away leaving a stunned McLaggen, and a laughing Harry, Fred, George, Ron and Draco. "If you smart mate, you would let that little girl there go" Fred said as he patted his shoulder.
When Hermione woke up the next morning she realized that she didn't have classes that due to the fact that it was Saturday. "Why start school on a Friday?" Hermione asked herself as she got up. "It's because so many kids were getting lost they decided they would give students a weekend to get used to the school" a skinny girl with bulky glasses answered. "Oh I'm Hermione, who are you?" Hermione asked the girl as she grabbed a towel and shampoo and body wash. "Oh, I'm nobody compared to you" the girl said as she put a book away. "What makes me so special, I'm just a normal girl" Hermione said as she sat down on the girls' bed, next to her. "I'm Elise Henry" Elise said blushing. "Oh that's a very pretty name, and why do you think you're nobody compared to me?" Hermione asked as she put her arm around Elise. "Well, I'm not as pretty and you get all the guys' attention and they don't even realize I exist" Elise said as she walked over to get her towel and shower stuff. "Well, Elise do you wanna hang out with me today since you seem to be the only person here who doesn't hang on my every word?" Hermione asked as she walked over to Elise. "Don't you hang out with the Weasley's and Harry Potter and Draco and Malfoy?" Elise asked with a blush creeping up her neck. "Yes, why, did any of them give you a hard time?!" Hermione asked while thinking of all the thing she would do to them. "No it's just that they are the coolest guys ever!" Elise squealed. "No, once you get to know them they really are geeks!" Hermione laughed. "Well I would love to hang out with you today Hermione" Elise said as they walked down the stairs into the common room.
"Hey Fred where are the bathrooms and showers?" Hermione asked as she threw a paper ball at his head. "They're down the hall and the first door on the left" he said as he smiled at her and Elise. Elise gasped as he winked. "Come on Lise" Hermione said as she took her hand and pulled her through the portrait hole. "Do you… Do you have a crush on Fred?" Hermione asked as they both got into their showers. "Maybe" Elise giggled. "Well if you want I could talk to him for you…" Hermione asked as she turned on her water. "NO!" Elise shouted. "He could never like me back and besides it's only a sill schoolgirl crush" Elise said as she poured body wash on her scrunchie thing. "Whatever" Hermione sighed, as they both turned off their water.
When they arrived back in the Common Room they were both dressed. Hermione was wearing a jean skirt and a back t-shirt that said 'People have a right to be stupid but you, abuse the privilege' and Elise was wearing a knee length black skirt and a huge white sweater. Both were wearing flip-flops. "Good morning Ladies" Lee said as he scooted over on the couch to make room for them. "Hey guys, this is Elise" Hermione said motioning behind her. "Who, 'Mione there's no one there" George said with a confused look. "Huh?" Hermione grumbled as she swung around only to see Elise running towards the girls' dormitory steps.
"ELISE HENRY YOU STOP RIGHT THERE!" Hermione yelled. Elise stopped dead in her tracks. "Hello Hermione" she said with a fear in her eyes and blushed as she realized all eyes were on her and Hermione. "Now stop being foolish" Hermione said as she walked over and started dragging Elise back to the couch. Suddenly Elise slipped and fell to the ground bringing Hermione with her. "AHHH" Hermione screamed as she fell to the ground. "Oh my goodness Hermione I'm so sorry!" Elise exclaimed as she tried to help Hermione up.
"No problem I fall down all the time. Once when I was five, my dad bought me my first broom and I brought it over to Fred and George's house to ride it for the first time and I fell of it and broke my arm" Hermione said as she started to laugh. "Oh yeah I actually felt bad because I thought I forgot to tell you something, when I was telling you how to ride it" Fred said as he smiled at the old memory. "I thought my dad's eyes were gonna pop out of his head" Hermione giggled as she and Elise fell on the couch. "Hey peoples ready for some breakfast?!" Hermione asked as she Harry, Ron and Draco stumble down the stairs. "FOOD" Ron said as he ran out the portrait hole. "BOYS" Hermione and Elise sighed as they ran after the guys.