AN: Back in here son. Sorry for very scarce uploads. They will most likely improve a lot.

"Carmelita? Are you ok?" Sly said catching her.

"Yeah i'm fine, fine like wine!" Carmelita said slurring her words then erupting into laughter.

"We gotta get you back to your room." Sly said propping the drunken fox up so she wouldn't fall. The doors slid open and Sly walked out holding her up and over to her door. "Wheres your room key?" Sly asked.

"Its in my...pants! You gotta get it." Carmelita said smiling as best she could given her current state while laughing.

Sly rolled his eyes imagining this moment differently where Carmelita wasn't black out drunk. At the exact moment Slys hand was moving toward her pocket an angel Sly appeared on his left shoulder and devil Sly on his right.

"Listen Sly, you might break the law but this is going to far." Angel Sly said.

"What? I would never do that! Are you crazy?" Sly said defensively.

"I'm part of your sub-conscience I know what you're thinking about doing before you think about doing it."

"Good point."

"Come on! Don't listen to this guy. You've always wanted this and now shes practically giving herself to you and when will you get a better chance?" Satan Sly said nudging Slys neck with his elbow.

"Yeah you're right. This is a great chance." Sly said smiling.

"Sly! Listen to me! No!" Angel Sly yelled in his ear.

"It would be the wrong thing to do." Sly said his smile fading.

"Come on." Satan Sly disapeared in a puff of fire an appearing on Carmelitas chest pointing at her tits saying "You dont want this? What are you gay?"

"No!" Sly said defensive almost dropping Carmelita.

"Then be a man and listen to me cuz if you don't then I will." Satan Sly said sliding down between her cleavage.

"You're better than this Sly. You'll do whats right." Angel Sly said disappearing and satan Sly rubbing his hand one of Carmelitas tits saying

"I'm gunna miss you." Before he disapeared as well.

Sly reached into Carmelitas pocket getting the room key as she giggled. Sly laid her down on the bed and she pulled him ontop of her smiling.

"Uh, Carmelita I don't know about t-" Carmelita kissed him and not letting him go. He was surprised by her strength and he had to try to be able to get out. "What are u doing carmelita?"

"You don't want me now?" Carmelita said confused.

"No, I-I do its just not right with you being drunk."

"You think im ugly!" Carmelita cried out turning away from Sly.

"No,no,no. You're not."

"Then stay with me." The orange fox said staring up at him with her best sad face.

"Alright." Sly said getting into bed with her as she cuddled up to him. "She is gunna be so pissed when she wakes up." Sly thought to himself as he fell asleep.

AN: Well I hope you like what I think is the longest chapter of this fic so far. So RATE AND REVIEW AND REVIEW GOOD FOR SATAN SLY AND ANGEL SLY!