Chapter 4 –part one- james reappears * cullens go dead posh
Edward : how spiffing , I love la cross
jasper : oooh , you don't say ! Totally spiffing.
Emmett: What are you golliwoggs jibjabbering on about then . * sticking nose up *
jasper : talking about how spiffing La Cross is .
Edward: what is La Cross though ?
Emmett: you started a conversation about La Cross , and – and you don't know what it is ? Totally jammy dodger .
Jasper : ooh lardi dah
Alice: do you like my dress Jasper , I wore It specially for you .
Jasper: oh mighty fine . Its – very ...............you!.
Alice: Bella , come on in you dress is totally magic
Bella: No I'm very concious about how I look
edward: come out Bella , im sure you'll look totally spiffing
Bella walks out *
James : you brought the same snack again , how tasty!
Bella:James! Were did you come from , your meant to be dead , alice dislocated you head haha!
James : well I clearly didn't die , but Alice dislocated my head , the stupid girl .
Victoria : James that snack is no snack for you , I want to use her as a meat topping on my blood filled burger . Mmmmh blood burger
Alice: were did you come from Victoria
Victoria : I don't know , I just decided to drop in and get my toppings .
Bella: watch , Laurent and some other dead vampires will drop in next .
Laurent : hiii
Bella: see , I see the future !! yay !!
Laurent : totally spiffing dress Bella .
Bella: why thank you Laurent
Laurent: Do you want to go to le diner ! As they would say in France.
Bella: well , I don't think thats a totally spiffing idea . I mean , you probably don't know but I got married to Edward in a great wedding , my wedding dress muddy though.