Day of the Psycho Ninja

by Jet556

Featuring all your favourite characters. Out of a desire to kill the Ninja, the Sorcerer creates the Psycho Ninja. The Psycho Ninja is no ordinary Sorcerer created enemy. Any move the Ninja knows, he can do better. He's stronger, smarter, faster... This turns into the fight of Randy's life, worsening only when Niall Warburton is severely injured taking an attack meant for Theresa.

4. A Christian who is not a Christian

Welcome back everyone. I figure that since Howard and Heidi are Jewish I'd make Robert prejudiced and not just a psychotic tormentor. So he's prejudiced towards anyone not Christian but he also hits on her like any other girl. Well, there is something certainly wrong with his head. Also yes, Ken is Celtic Neo-Pagan. Whether or not Niall will remain Christian or convert to another religion to differentiate himself from his family remains to be seen. Enjoy and review.

A Christian who is not a Christian

"He did not!" Heidi exclaimed with not a little bit of shock. "Robert tried to kill Niall?"

Ken nodded. "He sure did."

As the two plus Niall stood outside of the school during lunch, they discussed what had happened a few days before. To the surprise of everyone, Niall had begun to talk and they never asked why.

"Did I hear my name?" And with that Robert came walking towards them. He was met with a glare from Heidi, a gesture from Ken and Niall running behind both Ken and Heidi. "No need to hide, little brother, I just want to talk to Heidi."

Heidi rolled her eyes. Robert talking to her made her skin crawl. "Juice off!" Robert didn't react. He just gave her a look. What kind of look? It was a look. If there were a tax on looking everyone would be a beggar. "I'd sooner stick a pin down your throat than date you."

Robert burst into laughter. "Date you? I don't want to date you just… 'use' you. You're Jewish, I'm Christian. I simply don't date girls like you." Robert laughed again. "I don't date girls who aren't Christian and since you are a Jew, you aren't Christian."

"For every Jew and Celtic Neo-Pagan you show me who isn't a Christian, I will show you a Christian who is not a Christian." Commented Ken.

This time Robert gave a look that wasn't just a look. He gave a look of obvious confusion. "What?"

Ken pointed at Heidi. "A Jew who is not a Christian…" He then pointed at himself. "A Celtic Neo-Pagan who is not a Christian…" He moved out of Niall's way who ended up hiding behind just Heidi. "A Christian who is a Christian." And finally he pointed at Robert. "And a Christian who is not a Christian."

Confusion turned to anger only to turn it back into confusion. Robert had no idea what to do.

Smiling, Heidi walked away with Niall. Ken followed soon after not before tipping his bowler hat in Robert's direction.