~Demonheart: WHY IS THERE CATS THAT LOOK STARVED AND ARE STITCHING PLUSHIES? *stops and hugs a mini-copy of himself* Cute!
Flash: Well, bro-of-mine, that is because we need plushies.
Demonheart: *hugs his plushie*
Kofoot pops in front of the camera and squeaks: Because fried pickles are awesome, Sandtail recives a crate of fried pickles AND she gets... a knocked-out Blackstar! Whoop!~

"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!" squealed Sandtail as she ran in circles. "What is wrong with you?" muttered Thunderdash as he and Venomkit stared at her. "RUSSETFUR IS BEING MADE A CO-HOST!" yowled Sandtail and she grinned like a maniac. Flash and Sloefur barged into the stuido, carrying Russetfur in a headlock with them. "Our new co-host!" announced Flash and she dropped Russetfur. Sandtail attacked and hugged Russetfur. Flash, taken aback at this, jumped on top of the Beanbag Pile and announced, "Venomkit shall become the new co-host, so he needs his warrior name!" The cats gathered around.
Flash announced, "Venomkit, do you promise to torture cats and obey my laws?"
"I do." Venomkit said.
"Then by the powers of the plushie, I name you Venomstrike. We thank you for your bloodlust and your craziness, and welcomes you a full co-host for my show."

Flash said and rested a tuna fish on top of Venomstrike's head. Venomstrike beamed and ate the fish respectfully and then said, "May I capture Thistleclaw?" "Of course, my young warrior," Flash said, "Take Demonheart, Sandtail, and Russetfur with you. The rest of us, go and fetch me some more bullets for my machine gun and some flies for Lazer!" Flash announced. "Who's Lazer?" gasped Smokefang. "My turtle. NOW HURRY! He gets very cranky when he's unfed!" Flash screamed.

Well... since Sandtail was most likely having a better time than Smokefang, I'll talk about her. Anyway, they ran through the Dark Forest (again). Venomstrike said, "OK, Thistleclaw likes to flirt with Ivypool, so he'll be in the training center. Come on!" He led them to the training center and saw Ivypool lifting weights. "One... two...!" she grumbled. Thistleclaw was drooling over her and flirting: "Hey, girl. StarClan seemed to have let out an angle, 'cause you ended up here." "Thistleclaw, that is awful," Sandtail said loudly. Russetfur agreed and they both walked over. Russetfur lifted up her club and smashed it against Thistleclaw's head. Thistleclaw then fell asleep. "Talking coyotes and Bugs Bunny. Meow, meow, meow..." Thistleclaw murmured in his sleep. Suddenly Icypaw dashed up and gasped, "God... ok, ok. I'm now Icyfrost, by the way, and we've gots to hurry to the stuido. Thunderdash is getting mauled by Flash." Demonheart took out his bottle and said, "Blood! LETS GO!"
Flash attacked Thunderdash. They rolled, fighting with pixie sticks and knives, until they were covered in blood and pixie sticks. "Told you she digged me," Thunderdash panted to Smokefang. Sandtail barged in and pulled Thistleclaw in. "Aw, look at him sleeping all peacefully," said Sloefur. Flash got in his face and screamed, "THISTLECLAW WAKE UP! THIS IS YOUR WORSE NIGHTMERE BLUESTAR AND YOU HAVE TO DO TWENTY LAPS IN THE FOREST!" Thistleclaw lunged up and yelled, "I HATE YOU!" Then he saw Flash and remembered that Bluestar was dead in StarClan. Russetfur lifted up a bag of gummy bears and said, "We brought snacks!" Flash ate them all- without sharing! The nerve!- and then she said, "Ooooohhhh! Oooooohhhh! Take it off! Right now! Take it off! Right now! Take it off! Ooohhh! Take it off! Right now! Take it-" "Stop singing Ke$hia!" yelled Thunderdash. Flash, being now high on candy, started rolling on the floor and cackling like a maniac. Sloefur looked over at Thistleclaw and said, "Ok. Today we will be testing you in a room with Flash and see who wins!" Thistleclaw said, "What?" Then they shoved them into a room. Flash took out her machine gun, grabbed the sack of bullets in her teeth and opened it, and pointed her gun at Thistleclaw. "Any last words?" hissed Flash. "Yeah. When I was little, I started fires," Thistleclaw announced. Flash then shot several times and Thistleclaw woke up in Dark Forest.

Icyfrost said, "Let us do something else now?" Flash found a package of pure sugar and drank it- WITHOUT SHARING. Then she grabbed her wallet and ran outside, screaming: "THIS IS SPARTA!" "OMS... what are we going to do now?" asked Russetfur and she sat down on the couch. "Hmmmmmmm... let's do a song-fic!" said Sloefur.

"We could pretend that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars,
I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now!"

They then started to sing something else.

"Just dance! Gonna be ok! Just-" They began, but then Flash burst through the wall. She ran in circles before she passed out. Sloefur screamed, "NO! FLASH! WHO'S GONNA HELP ME CREATE CHOAS! WHO WILL HELP ME DESTORY STARCLAN? WHO WILL HELP ME START RANDOMNESS? WHO WILL SCRATCH MY BACK!" She screamed and tipped her head back and started to cry. "Dude, she's not dead," Demonheart said. Viperstrike poked Flash with a stick and Demonheart said, "We need to move the body." "Yeah, on the couch," said Russetfur. "But then she'll be in the way," Thunderdash argued. Suddenly Flash moaned, "Cops... potatoes... Sonic the Hedgehog..." Then she woke up and said, "Why are you staring at me? WHO DREW A MUSTACHE ON MY FACE?" "No one," said Sandtail, quickly shoving her marker into her jacket. Flash narrowed her eyes and then said, "Well... wait... TIGERSTAR?"

~Mysterious...~

Allegiances:

Hosts:
Flash- flame-colored she-cat with a white underbelly and blue eyes (Flash6004)
Sloefur- gray she-cat with darker flecks and huge golden eyes (Flash6004)
Demonheart- black tom with glowing red eyes; Flash's brother (Flash6004)
Smokefang- black tom with amber eyes (Flash6004)

Co-hosts:
Sandtail- light brown she-cat with a fuzzy tail and amber eyes (Sandtail)
Kofoot- bright blue she-cat with green stripes and red paws plus a green stone charm on her neck (Fallenshadow962)
Thunderdash- black tom with white streaks in his fur (Flash6004)
Russetfur- dark ginger she-cat (Erin Hunter/Flash6004)
Viperstrike- black tom with silver streaks and green eyes (Flash6004)

Other Cats That Have Been Killed In The Fire:
Hawkfrost- dark brown tabby tom with a white underbelly and ice-blue eyes (Erin Hunter/Flash6004)
Tigerstar- big dark brown tabby tom with amber eyes (Erin Hunter/Flash6004)
Screech of Angry Owl (Screech)- black tom with amber eyes (Erin Hunter/Flash6004)
Icyfrost- silver-and-white tabby she-cat (Flash6004)

~I changed Ivypaw into Icyfrost, but now I own her. I just got confused all the time so I renamed her.~