Hey. I finished this story without noticing. XD
Not that many other people noticed either, though. Thanks for all the people that cared to review. It makes me happy. :)
Now, onto the conclusion!
Gasser sighed and crossed his arms, finding it difficult to think when the blood was rushing to his head. His shaggy silver hair hung around his ears, making it hard to hear Bo-bobo's departing woofs.
The gassy teen stared at the rope tied around his foot, and much to his surprise, the rope was merely a ramen noodle! Leave it to Bo-bobo to design a trap that would be completely useless.
Gasser easily wriggled free of the noodle's grip and landed on Bo-bobo's door step with a thud. Moaning and sitting up, he quickly leapt to his feet and ran off, eager to catch Beauty before Bo-bobo did.
***
Beauty was busy playing with Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler to notice a large shape pounding closer and closer to her. So it was much to her surprise when Jelly Jiggler flung himself onto her in an attempt to, somehow, 'protect' her. "Beauty! The wolf man is going to eat you!" he cried.
"Wolf man?!" Beauty exclaimed, prying the gelatinous man off her face. Then her already giant eyes widened whenever she was face-to-face with a wolf.
Don Patch started crying. "Oh noes! Beauty, run!" he screamed before whipping out his green onion sword in an attempt to stop the wolf.
Beauty squinted, however, and smiled once she saw who the wolf was. "Oh chill out guys. It's just Bo-bobo!" The wolf howled in delight, and suddenly changed to Bo-bobo in a dashing tuxedo.
"You guessed right, Beauty!" he said in a voice that would rival that of a game show host. "Now you win this prize: a date with ME!"
"A…date?!"
***
When Gasser had finally caught up with Bo-bobo, the first thing he saw was the afro man himself in a tuxedo.
The next thing he saw was Beauty.
Then he put two and two together and realized that Bo-bobo had his muscular arm wrapped around his fiancé's shoulders.
What didn't help matters at all was the fact that Jelly Jiggler had changed into a tuxedo as well and was imitating a best man, and Don Patch had cross dressed into a gown and was imitating a maid of honor.
Gasser trembled as his knees gave out. He slumped down to the ground on the road beneath his feet. Then, with tears of frustration and hurt welling in his eyes, he screamed, "Beauty!"
The pink-haired heroine blinked twice and looked over at her boyfriend, banging his fists on the ground.
"Gasser!"
Beauty shrugged Bo-bobo off her shoulders and hurried over to Gasser's side. "Are you alright?" she asked, concern in her voice. Gasser sobbed before answering.
"What do you expect?!" he demanded. "I put my heart into our relationship, and then you go and just stomp it into the ground! You wanted Bo-bobo all along, didn't you?!"
There was silence for a moment before Beauty's voice was heard again: "Gasser, did you think that I was secretly dating Bo-bobo??"
Gasser opened his eyes and gazed into Beauty's emerald ones, confusion in their normal orange color. "You mean…you and Bo-bobo aren't…?"
Beauty's eyes crinkled shut before letting out a giggle. It soon turned into a full-on laugh. Her face shook as she toppled over onto the ground. "Are…you…kidding?!" she asked in between laughs.
Well, Gasser sure felt stupid.
"Then what was that just then?" he asked, shifting his gaze up to Bo-bobo, Don Patch, and Jelly Jiggler, who were still in their wedding attire.
Beauty opened her eyes and met the three as well. "What do you expect from those three idiots?" she asked. "The keyword there is IDIOTS! Don't tell me you haven't gotten used to their antics yet."
Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler shared a laugh. "Yeah, Gas-can, we're stupid! Just like Bo-bobo!" Just then, they were blown away by a bazooka which was fired by said figure.
Bo-bobo walked up to Gasser and held out a hand. "No hard feelings, right?"
"I guess," Gasser said with a smile, before taking Beauty's hand and helping her up as well. Beauty gazed deep into her fiancé's eyes.
"I love you, Gas-can," she sighed. "I would never leave you. Let's go home, OK?"
Bo-bobo was left alone as the two lovers started back to their house.
On the way, Gasser looked warily to Beauty, whose hand was clutched in his. "Was it really that stupid to think that you and Bo-bobo were secretly dating?"
"Trust me, he's the last person I'd want to spend the rest of my life with."
"I thought that was Don Patch."
"…well, Bo-bobo's a close second."
THE END!!!
