After the extremely long commercial break we now bring you back to: Fuck Yeah Demigods!

Our daring heroes were captured by Delilah a curly haired hipster gal and Austin, an extremely hot douchebag. They are currently holding them captured at a camp and being taken to a large white house. Some are crying (Wesley, Marceline), some are pissed (Heidi, Z, Reus) and some are trying not feel as if this is their last day on Earth (Roxanne and Victor). The only one who we now can't officially tell how they're feeling is Weasel because he has a bag over his head due to the fact he bit both Austin and Delilah.

"It's going to be okay! Stop crying" Victor said to Wesley and Marcie, but it was no use. Wesley's a huge fricking wimp. Marceline was grown up enough though to stop crying to an unhappy frown and tired red eyes. Delilah looked sadly to the two watery faced kids, "It's okay... We're not going to hurt you."

To this Heidi muttered quietly a disbelieving cuss. Sadly Austin heard her and smacked her in the back of the head.

"Don't touch her you dickhead" Z growled. Austin's mouth went tight lipped as if he couldn't believe what she had just said to him. Before there was a huge fight between the two a hideous huge terrifying creature came out of the large terrifying house. Reus screamed in an extremely high-pitched voice. The ginormous thing put its hands over its ears.

"Chiron! Are you okay?" Austin asked, concern in his voice. Roxanne's eyes widened at the revelation that Austin might be a real boy after all. Roxanne and Z were the only ones smart enough to realise this was a centaur. The others were too busy wetting their pants. Chiron shook his head and forced a smile towards the new comers.

"I'm fine Austin. Who are these new students?" Chiron asked. Heidi's big brown eyes widened from behind her glasses.

"SCHOOL?!"

"We didn't get to talk much after this one bit me and Delilah" Austin growled, referring to Weasel the sack headed boy. Weasel promptly gave him the backwards v-sign. Since he couldn't see though it was directed towards a tree. That poor tree. What did she ever do to him?

Anyway.

Chiron invited them inside the house and had with them 'The Talk". Jesus man no not that talk. You're disgusting! They're all only around fourteen! Except for Nick, he's only like, eleven. Where is that little fucker anyway?

As if to answer our question a green energy blast smashed through a glass window of the room they were in. Through the smoke you could see a tiny nerdy finger adjusting his glasses. It was Steve Urkel I mean Nick.

"NICK!" Wesley cried joyously at his tiny friend. Wesley seriously needs to pull himself together. Chiron seemed apathetic as well as Austin, who only raised an eyebrow at the young wizard boy. Delilah was in fighting stance with a fluffy pillow as a shield/club. Reus felt his heart swell with joy. He had been waiting to say this one line his whole entire life!

"You're a wizard Harry!" screamed Victor. Reus felt like crying.