Harry!!

'Wooo,' shouted Harry ecstatically as he flew out of his freezing prison. His 'Firebolt' dashed around the room, past the strange people on the balcony whom he high-fived and shook hands with. After showing off, he came back down to earth to the side of a giggling Sirius who looked at Harry with adoring eyes.

'My sweet Siri, how I've missed you,' Harry said to Sirius. The two gazed at each other like love-sick puppies before falling into a deep, embarrassing-to-watch, kiss. Harry was the first to pull away, leaving Sirius looking dazed.

'Maestro!!' his wand appeared in his hand, 'let there be music!' declared Harry and at his command, the entire room was engulfed by the sound of rock 'n' roll. The weirdos began to dance erratically to their own beat and Harry swung and twisted Sirius around in a funky 50's way. Meanwhile, Lucius glared at the scene, getting increasingly madder as he watched his own servants, Snape and Lupin, dance hand in hand into the freezer to twist with the music. Ron and Hermione watched on, bewildered by Harry's behaviour but still swaying slightly in time to the beat.

The platinum headed Slytherin Transvestite caught out of the corner of his eye, the sight of his beloved Draco dancing in the corner. This was the final straw for Lucius and with a quick 'Petrificus Totalus' sent Draco's way, he walked towards the freezer with a malicious grin on his face. Nobody noticed him move as they were all to busy partying with Harry. Snape and Lupin were the first to see him as Lucius pushed his way past the servants deeper into the freezer. The two were forced out and stood like guardians by the door to the freezer as Lucius hit the switch to release the axe. They looked at each other, both knowing what was about to happen; figuring they weren't that fussed by the impending act of violence, Snape used his Legilimency skills to share his current lustful thoughts with his werewolf lover.

Lucius grabbed the axe from it glass case at the back of the freezer and proceeded to step over the blocks of ice back to the door. Hiding the axe behind his back, he sauntered up to Harry, just as the boy had finished spinning Sirius around on his broomstick. Harry immediately knew something was up from the mad glint in Malfoy's eye. He screamed a blood-curdling scream and Lucius lifted the axe up and hacked into Harry over and over again. The bloody scene was accompanied by the shrill shrieks of 'No!' from Sirius and the heavy thudding of metal on flesh. With a final swipe at Harry's head, Lucius stepped back, dropping the axe on the floor.

'One from the vaults,' Lucius said as a way of explanation. The weirdos laughed. Lucius looked at his hands in disgust, the rubber gloves now covered in dark red blood. He outstretched his arms and signalled that Remus should take them off, which he did, very reluctantly. A glimpse of blonde hair brought Lucius's attention back to the purpose of the night and to the fact that his son was still immobilised.

'Oh, baby!! Finite!'

He rushed over to Draco, pulling him into an embrace and kissing his forehead.

'Don't be upset, it was a mercy killing. I had to petrify you to stop you dancing and becoming like him. I don't want you to be like him; he had a certain naïve charm, but no talent.' At this, Draco pulled out his father's wand, twisted it in his fingers and made it issue a pure white substance from its tip making Lucius cry out with delight.

'Oh! A Patronus!! My boy you have a great talent!' said Lucius smugly.

'So did Harry,' muttered Ron. Hermione rubbed his arm tenderly, feeling his pain after witnessing their best friend's brutal murder.

Nobody heard this utterance luckily and the two watched as Lucius linked arms with Draco. The 'wedding march' began to play and the couple walked towards a hidden stage which was revealed by Snape and Lupin who opened the curtains. A king-sized bed dressed in black silk and purple velvet awaited the 'newly-weds'. Lucius led Draco up the steps to the stage and turned to face him. The curtains began to close once again, veiling the two from prying eyes as their 'honeymoon' began.

Sirius ran out of the dungeon doorway before anyone could speak to him. Snape watched his retreat with no pity in his eyes, only a growing sense of boredom at Sirius's girlish attributes. Remus on the other hand was more sympathetic towards Sirius, and longed to go after him and console him. But first, they had a duty to do.

Snape took Hermione by the hand and Remus did the same with Ron. The servants led the two out of the door and towards their separate rooms. Ron was to remain in the Hufflepuff dormitories, whereas Hermione was led by Snape to the Ravenclaw dorms at the furthest point away from her lover. As Snape and Lupin rendezvoused back at the top of the marble stairs, they celebrated themselves on a job well done at taking the young couple way out of their comfort zones. Clasping hands, they walked together towards the Great Hall to clean up the mess and observe how Ron and Hermione coped on their magical monitors.