Hola everyone! =D So, I am going to tell you something that I've been looking forward to that's gonna happen at the beginning of March. I'm going to be going to Washington DC for my AP Gov class! =D One of my Hetalia obsessed friends are going too so we're going to go nation hunting. XD We'll try and spot Hetalia look-alikes (perhaps the real ones XD) and try and find all of the embassies. We might even get a tour of the white house where HOPEFULLY there may be a secret world meeting in there. XD One can only hope.
And number 16, I was talking to a new friend here on ff dot net, and they were geeking out about her maps that she had found and I remembered I had my 4ft by 3ft world map ( =D ). Well, that's now up on my wall, but she found a map of Pangaea and…I was sorta hyped up on fangasming when I uttered this statement…
16. Discover your roots
"So, all of the continents used to be one giant land mass called Pangaea and-"
"Excusez-moi Angleterre! Are you saying zat we all were once were tous nés ensemble?"
"…perhaps…what are you implying France?"
"Zat we were enfants de la terre est né la fois d'un parti!"
"From what may I ask!"
"It is simple. It was an orgy."
England could not stop blushing for 2 months and France simply laughed whenever he saw the Brit.
"Ohonhonhonhonhonhonhon! How are you doing my brother?"
"SHUT UP YOU BLOODY FROG. I WILL NEVER RECOGNIZE A PERVERT LIKE YOU AS MY BROTHER."
((Excusez-moi Angleterre! = Excuse Me England!
tous nés ensemble = all born together
enfants de la terre est né la fois d'un parti! = earth's children born at once from one go!))
17. Try and evade your stalker
Russia was starting to get extremely paranoid about his younger sister tracking him down. When she pounced, he hid a tracking device into her dress. Now whenever she gets within 200 ft of him, his blackberry starts playing 'Jaws' and he quickly darts out of the room.
18. Try to educate someone
When Austria heard an awful screeching sound coming from downstairs, he picked up Hungary's favorite frying pan and cautiously crept to the room to find…Hungary attempting to play violin.
"If you wanted to learn how to play, you should have just asked." The Austrian said as he strode in the room, frightening the hell out of the woman. She merely glared at him until she noticed the frying pan in his hand and let out a small giggle. Noticing this, he scowled and put down the kitchen appliance and adjusted the position of her stance.
"I wouldn't have expected this." Hungary said quietly and the man paused for a moment until finishing the adjustments on position before picking up another violin.
"Now, repeat after me."
19. Start a Rave
It was usual that America was late, but when he showed up at a world conference in party gear and an ipod with giant speakers blaring with party lights before turning out the room's own lights, it had been enough.
"PARTY ON DUDES!"
"So, who votes to lock him in a closet for the rest of the day on his own?"
After a first time unanimous vote (since America wasn't paying attention to them at all), the US of A spent the rest of the day having a party in the hallway closet by himself.
20. Get confused
At another world meeting, Turkey was missing and America was bugging pretty much anyone with a temper so he was sent out to find the nation.
However 4 hours later, America returned with Turkey…but it was the wrong one.
"We meant Turkey as in the nation you git! Not the bird!"
"Well dude, why didn't you tell me that?"
England's face had a handprint on the middle of his forehead due to the sheer amount of facepalms his head took.
Number 18 is actually a skit idea I'm working on. I'm composing some music for the violin duet and it's gonna be awesome…cause Prussia is in it too. XD I'm going to be playing Austria, my other violin friend will be Hungary, and my best friend is going to be Prussia with a saxophone. It's going to be original music so I have a lot of work to do! We want to do the skit at Ota-con 2012 so I'll keep you informed!