"Ouch, Guy, you're standing on me."
"Wait...what?"
"You're s-standing on me. "
"No, I'm not."
"Yes, you are. Now off."
"I'm not standing on you!"
"Yes, you are! Move to the left... Ouch, easy on the stomach, I need that."
-crash-
"Willow?"
"Yes?... What?"
"Shut up."