A/N: Hola, sorry for the wait, please don't kill me.
Anyway you know how this goes so I won't delay you any longer
Disclaimer: Nope don't own shit
.:Chapter Four:.
It was two days after the 'kitchen incident' as Naruto and Sasuke had dubbed it, and needless to say the two had been getting along a whole lot better than previously.
Sasuke had been helping Naruto in some of the subjects that he was struggling and in return the blonde had been instructing the raven on where the best places for piercings/ tattoos would be. In his personal opinion, the whiskered teen thought Sasuke should get a lip ring and a few ear studs.
Needless to say, the rave thought otherwise.
"For the last time Naruto, I'm not getting my lip or ears pierced any time in the near future. Now shut your fucking pie hole and concentrate on your homework."
"Sasuke watch your language young man." Came the immediate response from Itachi, who had been strolling past the kitchen at that moment in time.
"Hn."
"Wow 'Tachi, he sure has a wide range of vocabulary; Almost as vocal as a cucumber." Joked the whiskered teen.
"No I'm pretty sure cucumbers talk more than him. I'd say he's about as talkative as a snow globe."
"Alright I get it I don't talk much. Leave me alone Baka-squad before I kick you out." At this point Sasuke was fuming. No way was he going to stand for being made fun of like this, in his own home no less.
Naruto casually draped his arm over the younger Uchiha's shoulder from his position in the chair next to him. Slowly he brought himself closer to the raven before shooting forward and blowing warm air in Sasuke's ear. This pulled an immediate response.
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR DOBE?"
"Hehehe, you said you were gonna kick us out so I was simply trying to get you to reconsider your plans Sasu-chan."
Sasuke didn't dignify the blonde's action with a reply before abruptly standing up and stomping up the stairs to his room; But the two spectators didn't miss the slight shading of pink that dusted Sasuke's cheeks before storming off.
Once out of ear-shot the two Akatsuki workers burst out in a fit of hysterics, delightfully amused by the obsidian eyed teen's behavior.
"Kami-sama it's easy to rile that kid up." Giggled the elder Uchiha brother.
"It's probably because he has yet to dislodge the freezing pole from up his ass."
"So true, but who am I to violate my dear brother and remove that pole?"
"Pfft don't give me ideas. Anyway, Sasuke's right, I have to finish my homework otherwise I'll be doing it tomorrow at the shop when I should be working."
"Whatever Blondie. I'm gonna go and have some fun with another little blondie I just so happened to be very well acquainted with." And with that, Itachi left. But not before winking in Naruto's direction and hurling a box of condoms at him, "Just in case you wanna have a go at removing the pole."
Dumbfounded Naruto did nothing but stare at the box as Itachi made his escape. Only one thought was circling in his mind and that was 'why the fuck did he give me the cheap condoms?'
.:Break:.
The next day found Naruto and Sasuke sitting with their desk chairs facing each other as they talked over some minor project details. Class had yet to start and not many students were actually in the classroom.
Naruto was too lazy that morning to work much on his appearance. Golden blonde hair was tied up in a haphazardly done braid, showing off his multiple piercings. His uniform was messy, seeing as his shirt wasn't tucked into his slacks and only four of the eight buttons were actually buttoned. The sleeves of his shirt were also rolled up, allowing anyone who looked his way an eye full of the fox tattoos. He forewent the eyeliner simply because it was too big a hassle so early in the morning and he couldn't be bothered with it. Aside from the minor uniform mishap, the blonde looked relatively presentable, well besides for the heavy combat boots that adorned his feet.
Sasuke on the other hand was looking very acceptable in his ironed and buttoned shirt, pressed slacks, school regulation black dress shoes, and neatly tiled school tie. Yep he was mister perfect when it all came down to it and he'd be damned if his pristine record would be marred by comments about his appearance.
"So I think we should arrange it so that-" the raven was cut off when his vision was filled with nothing but bubble gum pink and his nose was assaulted but some overly pricy perfume.
"Good morning Sasuke-kuuuuun! How are you this morning?"
'Kill me now kill me now kill me now kill me no-'
"Sakura, why don't you get off the Teme's lap before he reconsiders not decapitating you." Naruto suggested, because although he wasn't particularly fond of the pink haired banshee, he needed her for the group project. There was no way in hell he was going to do more work because Sasuke killed their other teammate.
"Shut up Naru-baka you don't know what you're talking about! Right Sasuke-kun?"
"Actually Sakura, he's right. Get off of me this instance."
"But Sasuke, Don't you like me? I mean, I must be better than that idiot right?" She pointed to Naruto as she said the last part, earning a disgruntled growl from the blonde.
"No Sakura, I don't like you and personally you have a worse personality than Naruto." He mentally laughed to himself when he saw the crestfallen look on the banshee's face, "now get off me, I don't like repeating myself."
Sakura slowly pulled herself from Sasuke's lap before trudging over to her desk and her close friend/ rival Ino.
Sasuke heard sniggering coming from his right and looked to see the blonde with a hand over his mouth in a futile attempt to hold in his fit of laughter. His cyan blue eyes light up in amusement and the Uchiha couldn't help the small upturning of his lips when he looked at the other teen. It was quickly wiped from his face though when the bell rang and he moved his chair back to his desk.
Class went by fast enough for the Uchiha and Uzumaki, and soon enough the lunch bell rang.
Normally Sasuke would have had left over take out or a bento supplied by Naruto, but because of the blonde's laziness earlier in the morning, Sasuke was deprived of his lunch. So it surprised him when he looked to his blonde more-than-acquaintance-less-than-actual-friend and saw a huge bento filled with all kinds of delicious goodness.
"Hey Dobe, where did you get the food?" Shifting closer to the blue eyed boy he got a better look and the home-style cooking. Onigiri, fried omelets, octopus, steamed vegetables, and sliced tomatoes, Sasuke thought he might die if he was forced to watch the blonde eat all of the food, especially the tomatoes.
Wordlessly, Naruto pulled out two plastic plates from his backpack along with two pairs of chopsticks and began to evenly divide the food between the plates. Once he was done he handed one of the plates over to Sasuke, waiting for the dark haired teen to thank him.
"Hn."
Sasuke's non-answer thoroughly pissed the blonde off. The bento had been a peace offering of sorts and the raven couldn't even manage a word of thanks. 'That fucking Teme!'
"Damnit Teme! I spent ages last night making that lunch so that your ass wouldn't starve and you can't even say thank you? All I did was try and offer you something so we could become friends and you're a total jack ass about it!" Standing up quickly, the blonde glared down at Sasuke, anger and frustrating radiating from his being. "You know what, screw you! If you wanna find me I'll be at the shop." Throwing one final glare over his shoulder, Naruto barged through students and marched out of the classroom.
In the wake of Naruto's outburst, the classroom was silent, the students and teacher looking after the outraged teen.
All Sasuke could manage to mutter was a very quiet 'shit' that seemed to echo around the quiet room.
.:Break:.
For the second time in less than a month the blonde teen stormed into the piercing parlor he worked at and flopped onto the couch by the counter. All he really wanted to do was take a nice long nap and not wake up for a couple hundred years; maybe then all of the bastards in the world would've been wiped out and he could live his life again.
Unfortunately, that wasn't going to happen any time soon.
Just as he was about to drift off into a frustration induced sleep, Naruto's favorite Uchiha brother stepped out his office, a red headed girl with thick black glasses following close behind.
"You need to disinfect the piercing before you go to bed each night and make sure it doesn't snag on anything. Understood?" Explained Itachi to the younger girl, who looked to be only a year or two older than the blonde on the couch.
"Of course Itachi-san. I've waited too long to get this fucked up now." Replied the girl, a little too enthusiastically.
"Hahah good to know Karin-chan. Oh and try and wear cropped or open shirts until it heals okay sweetie."
"Hear you loud and clear. Karin out." With that said and done, the now identified Karin left the shop, but not before throwing another 'Thanks' over her shoulder.
"Oh hey there Naru-chan, what's up? And why are you here again?" Questioned Itachi as he positioned himself on the couch next to Naruto's.
"Have I ever mentioned how much of an asshole your brother is?"
"You may've brought it up once or twice… What'd he do this time?"
"… He didn't thank me for making him a bento… And I even made it especially for him… That douche bag." Complained the blonde as he adjusted himself so that he was sitting instead of lying.
"Aww you poor thing. I bet I know what'll make you feel better, much better."
"What?"
"Wanna come to a club with me and Dei-chan tonight? It's this new place and it's exclusively for non-straights." Itachi, in the process of his explanation, had unceremoniously draped himself over the smaller blonde so that their lips were mere inches apart. "And who knows, maybe you'll find someone to play with ne?"
"Hmm… I guess it wouldn't hurt, plus I need to relieve some stress."
"Woot! Tonight's gonna be one fucked up night!" Exclaimed Itachi before biting Naruto's nose and fleeing to the safety of his office.
.:Break:.
Ten hours later found Naruto, Itachi, and Deidara trying on clothes for the new club. The younger blonde had settled for a simple red button up shirt, some tight fitting blue jeans, and his combat boots. The older blonde had his hair tied up and was wearing something akin to a belly-shirt and black khaki shorts, flip-flops adding to the beach boy look. Finally Itachi wore a loose band t-shirt with super skinny jeans and a pair of purple converse, eyeliner amplifying his dark eyes. They were downright smexy.
They arrived at the club to hear music pounding and bodies moving together on the tightly packed dance floor. The trio made their way through to the bar, crowded with patrons of all types, ready for some sweet sweet alcohol.
Once at the bar, each placed their order with the rather attractive guy behind the bar. Itachi and Deidara immediately took an interest in him, who wouldn't, with his spiked navy hair, strong muscles that could be easily seen through his shirt, and peculiar skin which seemed to have a pale blue tint to it. Not to mention his captivating golden eyes, accompanied by what appeared to be gill tattoos accentuating his high cheek bones.
"Hey there, can we get two beers and one strawberry daiquiri please?" Questioned Itachi when he finally got to the bartender, surprised by the wait.
"Cutey, you can have anything you like" Joked the golden eyed man, revealing a feral grin to his customer, exposing two rows of pointed teeth.
"If you keep up the cheesy pick-up lines you won't be getting anything" countered the raven, while wrapping an arm around Deidara, who had been silently glaring/ checking out the mysterious blue skinned man.
"Ooooh feisty are we? Good, l always liked the biters better anyway. The name's Kisame." The newly introduced Kisame continued to joke, fully interested with the group of three he was currently serving.
"Hmm already giving out your name shark boy? Must be desperate ne, Dei-chan?" mocked Itachi, fully intent of riling the other man up. "I might as well introduce myself then, I'm Itachi, the blonde here is my wonderful boyfriend Deidara, and the weird looking one on the end is Naruto."
"So then we have a weasel, a blondie, and a fishcake, rather odd names don't you think?"
"Don't make fun of us, we're your loving customers, treat us some respect Sharky-chan and maybe you'll get a tip" Itachi was layering on the seductive as his conversation continued, "Now where are those drinks I ordered?"
Kisame proceeded to lift two bottles of beer up onto the counter and a rather bright red drink with a neon green straw, the group assumed it to be the strawberry daiquiri.
"Here we go ladies, two beers and a girly drink, enjoy."
"Hey, just because I like fruity drinks doesn't make me a girl you freakin' weirdo" Proclaimed Naruto, who until that moment had been very quiet, watching Kisame's and Itachi's conversation amusedly.
"Never said it did sport, you said all that by yourself sissy man."
"Fuck you, I'm gonna go dance, find someone who isn't a dick." Naruto stormed off in the direction of the dance floor, hoping to find a person who could keep up with him and still give him a good time.
Kisame was grinning like the Cheshire cat as he watched the short haired blonde stomp away from the bar, before turning back to his newly revealed weasel. "Well as much as I would love to stay and chat with you two, I have work to attend to, if you want to hang out later I'll tell you that I get off at one tonight. I hope to see you then." And with a quick wink in the duo's direction, the shark like man swept himself off to the other end of the bar, where a disgruntled looking couple were waiting impatiently for some service.
Turning to Deidara, the oldest Uchiha let loose a wicked smile that could only mean a sore ass for the blonde later in the evening.
"Tachi, what are you thinking?" hesitantly questioned the blonde.
"Oh you know, I just thought we should get better acquainted with Kisame, he seems rather… interesting, don't you think?"
"Yeah he's blue! Of course he's interesting" exclaimed Deidara, "just remember that if he comes home with us, you're gonna be the one having trouble walking tomorrow, not me!"
"I know that. Let's just see how things turn out, shall we." Suggested Itachi before gently taking a hold of the blonde's hand not occupied with a beer bottle, "Now why don't we follow Naru-chan's lead and dance a little."
"Sure, I need to let loose."
.:Break:.
Naruto was currently dancing rather provocatively with a handsome young man in his early twenties. He was tall and lean, possessing a strange array of multi-colored hair, ranging from blue to green to purple to yellow, it was all there. Both of them were pressed up against each other, deliberately leaving light touches here and there, only to pull away when the other lent in for more.
"I don't know about you Blondie but I'd love to get to know you better at my place," fingers danced across Naruto's chest, "It's just around the corner, and it'll be fun."
"Rainbow-chan I can't wait to get to know more about you, why don't we take our leave. It'll be interesting to know if you can keep up with me." Naruto then grabbed a hold of the rainbow haired man and tugged him towards the exit, eager to release the stress and tension in his body.
"Mmmm, slow down tiger, we've got all night" grinned the man as he directed the blonde to his apartment building.
Neither of them were going to sleep tonight.
.:Break:.
It was roughly seven o'clock in the morning, and Naruto felt like the best man in the world, all of the stress and worries he'd had, had simply melted away. Sure he was a little sore, but who wouldn't be. Stretching out his limbs, the whiskered teen sat up in bed slowly, taking a look around and making a note of where the door was. He never liked waking up after his one night stand so he made a habit of waking up early in order to avoid them.
Gently getting out of bed, the blonde gathered his clothes and dressed hastily, tugging on his shoes before spying a piece of paper and a pen on the bedside table. Making his way over to the writing utensils, he scribbled down a short note, a thank you of sorts, before quietly leaving the bedroom and then the apartment.
The sun had only just begun to peak over the buildings, sending oranges, reds, and yellows scattering off of window panes, only adding to the blonde's good mood. It was times like this that he was glad he was friends with Itachi; he would've been such a prude if the man hadn't introduced him to clubbing.
Yep, today was going to be a good day.
.:Break:.
Itachi was on the other side of town, pressed comfortable between another blonde and a bluenette. In the end, he and Deidara did take Kisame up on his offer, and the trio went at it like rabbits. 'Damn, my ass hurts. Dei-chan was right when he said I'd regret this last night.'
He was brought out of his musings by the sound of a person groaning and shifting behind him. The raven couldn't help the smirk that appeared on his face as the memories from last night resurfaced.
A large hand wrapped itself around his waist and pulled him closer to the warm body behind him, a mouth descending to whisper in his ear.
"That was fun Weasel-kun, we should definitely do that again, ne?" Came the husky voice of the blue skinned male, fingers absentmindedly tracing patterns on Itachi's bare chest.
"Hmm, I couldn't agree more. You need to join us more often, because you are not going to stay a one night stand."
Their whispering was interrupted by the opening of a door and the subsequent gag followed by the door slamming.
"Heh, looks like we scared someone off" muttered Kisame with an amused grin.
"Indeed, my dear little brother should've learned by now. Oh well, not my problem."
With that said, the two snuggled together and fell into a pleasant sleep.
.:Break:.
Sasuke had been planning on asking his brother what he desired for breakfast, but that plan went straight out the window when his brother's bedroom door had been opened. No way in hell was he going back in there.
So instead he headed back downstairs towards the kitchen, he might as well try to make something decent to eat. As he approached the bottom of the stairs, the front door opened, and in walked Naruto, messy hair, disheveled clothes, and multiple hickeys littering his neck. Overall, he looked like a sexy beast, and it made Sasuke jealous to know that he wasn't the one to place the marks on the blonde.
"Can I assume you were out getting yourself fucked into the mattress by some stranger you don't even know the name of?" Remarked the raven. 'Where the fuck did that come from? I did not just say something so vulgar and inappropriate Hell I didn't even mean to say that!'
The blonde instantly tensed before glaring at the younger Uchiha. If looks could kill, Sasuke would be six feet under with a hole in his head.
"No wait I didn't mea-"Sasuke was cut off by the blonde, who had approached the raven and struck him across the face.
"You don't have to like what I do in my free time, but please refrain from mentioning it like I'm some common whore. You know nothing about me." Naruto turned on his heels and swiftly ascended the stairs, leaving Sasuke to contemplate what had just been said.
Raising his hand to cup his stinging cheek, only one thing passed through the Uchiha's mind.
'Fuck!'
.:End:.
Hey guys! What do you think? I know it's late but I got distracted and side tracked, I don't really have an excuse so yeah you can be a little bit mean in the reviews about my timing. Any way I just wanted to wish everyone happy holidays and the like, seeing as it's going to be Christmas today/tomorrow.
Sorry for leaving you with a bit of a cliffy but it just makes the story line better.
Tell me what you think about this new side of Naruto and Itachi. Oh and who likes the addition of Kisame? I was planning on making him Itachi's boyfriend from the start but then it somehow magically ended up being Deidara instead lol.
Anyway the next chapter is going to be way more eventful than this one so you people better review so that I update quicker
I'd also like to thank Katlovesfoxxy, without her super long review this chapter probably wouldn't have been out until next year.
Happy Holidays!
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