AN: Ha so what do you think? I'm not a funny person so could you tell me if its funny or not! Thank you!
On the previous chapter
EmPOV
Aghh some one help me, Please. Help I think iv got a wedgy?
"EMMMMMEETTT MC CARTHHHYY CULLLENNN"
Aww Damn it!
EmPOV
I was sitting on the couch next to Jasper while we were playing halo world warfare.
"Damn it Jasper stop messing with my emotions" I was really trying to get him in the head on halo.
Aghh stupid slow alien person thingy he should be fast like us! But no its like a computer game.
"Noo…. Damn it Jasper" I chucked the controller and the wall.
Jasper started laughing. Dude why is he laughing? When he laughs he looks like his heads gonna explode.
"Jasper dude why in the world are you laughing?"
"Because who ever lost has to go shopping with Alice!"
Whattt…… NOOOOO….. SHOPPING NO WHERE IN THE WORLD IS ROSALIE IN A TIME OF CRISIS LIKE THIS.
"Your not going anywhere Emmett" Alice said and grabbed my hand and dragged me to her porche.
LATER THAT SAME DAY JUST 5 HOURS LATER..
Humm Alice wouldn't mind me going on the elevator would she? Aww well I don't care what Alice has to say.
Humm ohh look there's Lauren walking this way to the elevator. Huh I wonder why they call it an elevator?
"Hey Emmett going up?" she said as she pressed a button on the elevator door.
"Umm yeah sure" I said as I waited for the doors to close.
"Emmett what are you do.." Alice stopped mid stride "Ohh they are so mine another pair of jimmy choo shoes for bella" Alice ran off towards more shops.
This takes so long.. I wonder if I press all the buttons will it hurry up. So I stood there pressing all the buttons on the elevator.
"Emmett" Lauren hissed man I thought when she talks is bad imagine her hissing at you! YUCK
"What?"
"Now I'm gonna be late for my date with future" huh future is she like alice?
"What did you see in your future?, Paint balls?, a first kiss?, ohh top grades?" i asked excitedly.
She looked at me like I was mental. This is gonna be one longg… elevator ride!
40 ELEVATOR STOPS LATER.
"Huhmm" Lauren said as she exited the elevator and left without a backwards look.
"Hey Emmett?" Mike said from behind me leaning on the rain inside the elevator.
I just kept looking around the croud trying to spot Alice.
"Seriously Emmett close the door so I can go" Mike said as he pushed himself of the rail.
"Sorry no can do waiting for someone"
"WHO?" I think I could have some fun with him.
"Ohh just bella no-one special" I said still trying to look for Alice.
"Bella the Bella Swan?" Mike started to bounce up and down. Man he is more hypo than alice when she finds something she REALLY LIKES.
"Yeah the Bella Swan that's going out with my brother" I said annoying him.
Mike snorted and said under his breath "Stupid Cullen thinks he's so that has to get the hottest girl in school what's so good about him the first time they met he looked ready about to kill her"
How right he was but Edward would never do that to our family and especially not to Alice, Me and Esme because she is already family and she is my little sister and if anyone wants to hurt her including Edward he has to go through me! Even though he is my older/younger brother. I hope Alice gets a new pink mini skirt after what happened last time. Which she doesn't know about!
2 HOURS LATER
"Emmett it has been 2 fu***** hours she sprung you now lets go already" Man is mikey whikey cranky someone needs to go to bed. I let the elevator doors go. I leaned on the rail and started to write down stuff while I was waiting for the elevator to stop and then 'Bang' my pen fell to the floor.
I looked at mike he was just looking at the blue pen laying on the floor in front of him. He went to go pick it up. No..
"NO THAT'S MY PEN!" I screamed he backed up with fear and I picked up the pen and started to pet it cause it was crying. "Its ok pen its ok!" Whats that I smell.. Ewwww…. Grosss... He pissed his pants.
I started to laugh so hard like Jasper did while we were playing halo.
'Bing' aghh I've had enough fun for one day!.