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When I woke up I was tired as fuck....and naked.

Shit..

Not this again.

I sat up, momentarily surprised that my ass was not in pain. My first thought was: 'Yay, I wasn't dildo fucked!' My eyes groggily adjusted to the sunlight, making their way through an open window. My eyes traveled around the completely bare, white room, widening. Shit! Th-this isn't my room!Seconds passed before I realized I recognized this room, it was a room I had been in plenty of times.

Sh-shit. Oh God. Please, no. No. Shit. This can't be happening.

I ran over to the closet, opening the double doors. I scanned the familiar clothing, shoes, and bins.

"Oh...shit."

I quickly took a familiar button up white shirt and boxers, slipping them on as I walked over the bedroom door. I-it's okay Naruto. I mean, maybe nothing happened. It's just a coincidence that you woke up naked. Oh, who am I kidding? Shikamaru and I obviously did.... that. Think on the bright side, at least you know how to get home from Shika's place. Now, how the hell do I get out of here without Shikamaru noti-

"You're awake. I made breakfast." I snapped my neck to the person, I had hoped but knew would be there.

Crap.

"H-hey...how's it going? You made breakfast? Y-yum." I let out nervously, rubbing the back of my head (or more like clawing at). Did he remember? Does he know? Obliviously he knows Naruto! Don't be stupid! Okay. The question is, will he bring it up. What the hell am I gonna say if he does?

Shikamaru sighed as his gaze remained on me. Shit. He knows. "C'mon lets eat." Shikamaru moved towards the kitchen, taking a seat. I followed him, taking a seat at the opposite side of the small table. The smell of food almost made me forget the situation...but alas, it didn't.. I swear I have never felt so nervous eating scrambled eggs, except that onetime when Chouji forced me to go to a breakfast for dinner place where he stuffed food down my throat (and his).

Now, I'm not usually one for complaining when getting free food but fuck, you know that not even free food can compensate for someone breaking into your room,snatching you off your bed, putting a bag over you, and stuffing you in their car. I felt Shikamaru's eyes wandering on me. I really couldn't tell whether he was raping me or wondering what was wrong with me. His eyes remained on my chest. What? Did I suddenly grow a third nipple or something?

I momentarily stopped eating and looked down at my own chest. My eyes gazed at two nipples, two collar bones, and flatness. Wait? Did I just get X-ray vision? Oh yeah! I'm a superhero now! I can do stuff with my special vision! Save peoples' lives, with x-ray vision? God, what a shitty power. I looked up at Shikamaru only to find that my newly found power did not work (Not that I wanted to see Shikamaru naked or anything).

Wait. If, I don't have X-ray vision, then that means Shikamaru can see my naked chest too. Which can only mean one thing...I'm naked.

No,that doesn't sound right. I put that one shirt on. Oh snap. I forgot to button up the shirt!

At this point, I was too embarrassed to say anything. I quickly buttoned the shirt up with lightning speed.

"Your nipples were getting cold..." The words didn't even register in my mind, as Shikamaru continued eating his breakfast.

"What?"

" They were getting hard."

"...."

The normal Shikamaru wouldn't say something like that. Something so...gay.

Maybe he's on something...Which would mean that IF something happened last night then he probably doesn't remember! Fuck yeah. Now, time to confirm the theory.

"Soo...nothing happened last night, right? Between...us?" Shikamaru's gaze remained bored, but a pink tinge made its way onto his face before vanishing.

"We slept together." Shikamaru let out. Oh crap. Is...Is Shikamaru gay? No. Maybe. I know I'm not. Maybe.... Am I a raging homo? I did "sleep with him". Is it possible to have gay butt sex with someone and not be gay?What do I know? I'm not gay. I let the thought settle but almost instantly my brain rejected it. Nah. Impossible. Well...It makes sorta, kinda sense, I mean I'm always getting fucked around with by other guys and I always take it (like a little hoe...or a playful puppy). And the dare's. Who can forget all the...weird dares I've done? But those are all forced! Damn Dares! You can't back out of those!

I looked back up at Shikamaru, looking into his eyes, hoping to find an answer for my...questions. "Don't worry, I didn't fuck you. We did jerk each other off, among other things. I ended up regaining my composure before it got too serious. You on the other hand, were eager for me to'fuck you up the ass real hard' as you stated. Luckily I gave you some sleeping pills or who knows what would have happened."

"I...I was the one that wanted to have sex?"

"Your system was skyrocketing with E. You just wanted to get your body needs satisfied." Shikamaru justified before he continued. "I on the other hand was kind of looking forward to 'fucking you real hard'."

I was speechless.

I'm gay.

I like it up the butt.

"Shikamaru...I think I'm one of those....homosexuals..." Shikamaru didn't seem surprised by my confused confession. He leaned back, flashing me a predatory look, before starring at me as if I were only a clump of clay.

"There's only one way to truly find out." Shikamaru's voice was wise as he pushed his chair back and got up. I sat nervously, unsure of what to do. Oh Em Eff Gee. He's gonna rape me! I just know it! Good-bye virginity, its been a nice 17 years, but I think this is where we part ways…

The brunette walked closer to me, until he reached me. He gave me a soft smile before leaning over and giving me a light peck on the lips.

His lips were warm. I couldn't get enough.

I wrapped my arms around his shoulders, bringing him as close as possible to myself. The room almost instantly seemed to ignite, making my cheeks and ears go red. I got up, pushing my body flush against his. His hands struggled to take the shirt he lent me, only managing to undo the first half of the buttons. The boy seemed content with just that, his lips traveling down my neck.

"Ah!"

Shikamaru nibbled on my nipple, the pink flesh becoming hard. He was just about to push me onto the table when a clicking noise snapped our heads towards the front door, only to be greeted with an angry face.

"Shikamaru." The voice was cold, freezing both of us in place. "I brought the papers that you needed for the student council."

Oh shit. I'm fucked.

I looked into angry black eyes, rage swirling in them. I turned to look at Shikamaru, who looked at the pale man as if he were just any other normal person.

"Sasuke." Shikamaru stood in front of me, as if trying to hide me from coal eyes. All I have to say to is that it isn't working.

"Naruto." The voice was demanding. Sasuke stood straight, the vanilla folder no longer in hand and instead sitting neatly on top of a leather couch. "Come. We're leaving."

I growled. "Fuck off Uchiha." Sasuke looked at me surprised, and then his glare turned more into a frown. I don't what was scarier, having theyoung Uchiha mad at me or disappointed. Sasuke walked forward,standing firm on his demand. He took my arm gripping it tight enough to leave a mark. Shikamaru's hand shot out and held Sasuke's arm in a death grip.

"Let go of him Uchiha." Shikamaru let out.

Sasuke chuckled. Sasuke let his other hand out, fist formed, letting it hit the side of Shikamaru's face with brute force. What the fuck?!? Shikamaru went crashing to the side, landing a couple of feet from us. I ripped my arm from Sasuke, ignoring the pain and reddening skin.

"Sasuke! Oh my god, are you alright Shika?" I sat next to a fallen Shikamaru, his lip busted and bleeding. I stood out of anger and raised my hand to Sasuke, landing a hard punch on the side of his face. "You fucking asshole! Why can't you just stop and leave mealone?" His head only moved an inch to the side, his eyes remaining on mine.

Sasuke starred at me in the eyes, searching for something before he turned around. "Come on Dobe."

"A-at least let me bandage Shika up. He cou-"

Why the hell am I even considering listening to him? Seriously?

"Leave him. He can tend to himself."

I gave Shikamaru a sympathetic look before I walked out of the house with Sasuke. I was just about to close the door when Shika casually spoke, barely loud enough for me to hear.

"You can't stop listening to him can you?"

I glared at the closed door, turning quickly to follow Sasuke to the apartment parking lot.

"Where are you taking me Teme?"

Sasuke smirked as if nothing happened. "Shut up, Dobe. Get in the car."

I flicked him off, opening the door to his expensive car and shutting it hard. Sasuke glared at me, calling me stupid under his breath ands tarting the car.

"What's your problem Uchiha? You go to Shika's, unannounced, let Shika's face and your fist become very well acquainted, then you kidnap me."

"You're my problem, Dobe." He let out through gritted teeth. I didn't notice the darkening of his eyes or the way his lips suddenly formed a straight line.

"Oh yeah! Blame it all on the blonde! You always make me do stuff I don't wanna do. Then you're always being a jerk for no reason, Teme! If you don't like me than leave me alone. I just don't understand you any-"

"Shut the fuck up! It's bad enough that I can't stop thinking about you, do you have to make it worse?!" Sasuke yelled as he hit the steering wheel.

"Wh-what…?"

Okay I know that it's been a while and this chapter isn't....very long (or good) buuuutt I updated :D Anway, you should review. Yeah...just want to give a special thanks to everyone that reviewed and likes this story etc. AND my beta, SengetsuPwnzU! She's awesome!!! :D SOOOOOO pleaseee review :P