Title: One Big Family
Author: FearlessGeek + Thegirlwholovespeanutbutter
Disclaimer: We do not own Glee. We do not own Hide and Seek by Imogen Heap or Not alone by Darren Criss.
Summary: Artemis is going to McKinley High, And She is furious. Artemis and Babycakes have an argument, and Babycakes runs away without Artemis to find her big sister, Ivy Rose. Which causes Artemis and The Gleeks to have a Second Adventure. Come along and See what Obstacles the group goes through.
Pairings: Puck/Quinn, Puck/Artemis, Babycakes/OC, Klaine, Brittana, Wemma.
Warnings: F/F, M/M, Cursing, Relationships, Drama.
Babycakes/Blair was on Danny's back while they journeyed to go find Ivy Rose. She ran his fingers through his beautiful dark hair. "You have really pretty hair." Said Babycakes/Blair. Danny smiled.
"You have really pretty eyes." He said back.
"Well, you're really hot." She said.
"Well you're really sexy." He said. Babycakes/Blair blushed and smiled.
"You- you- you think I'm sexy?" She stuttered. "Hell yes. You're amazingly sexy." He assured. She smiled.
"Thanks. You're sexy too." She said. He laughed and set her down. She smiled into his eyes.
"I'm glad you're mine." He said.
"Me too, I'm complete now." Babycakes/Blair said.
"You're my teenage dream, Blair." He said, smoothing her hair.
"And you're mine." She said. She leaned in to kiss him until...
"Yo Z! Its that ugly freak's weird friend and some noob!" He called. Dave came over and froze. Babycakes/Blair shot a bitch glare.
"Don't make me kick your ass!"She exclaimed. Dave was still frozen, Azimio was still trying to be cocky but failing, and her sweet, dear, Danny was turned on... he had the boner to prove it. She ran up to Azimio and punched him hard. He fell to the ground and was knocked outcold. Dave ran.
"Ready to go babe?" She asked sweetly. He was frozen. He smiled and spoke up.
"Hot damn, that was sexy." He said. She blushed and kissed his cheek.
"Well, I started an all girls fight club branch in 6th grade." She said proudly. He just smiled and said, "I was right, my girlfriend is hot and a badass."
"Damn straight." She said, and they both walked away, continuing the journey.
xxx
Artemis was thinking alot. She wished so much that Babycakes would stop being mad at her. She had to get that out of her mind.
where are we?
what the hell is going on?
the dust has only just begun to form
crop circles in the carpet
sinking feeling
Artemis took a breath and continued.
spin me round again
and rub my eyes,
this can't be happening
when busy streets a mess with people
would stop to hold their heads heavy
hide and seek
trains and sewing machines
all those years
they were here first
She sang this part quietly and beautifully.
oily marks appear on walls
where pleasure moments hung before the takeover,
the sweeping insensitivity of this still life
hide and seek
trains and sewing machines (oh, you won't catch me around here)
blood and tears (hearts)
they were here first
Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmm that you only meant well?
well of course you did
Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmmm that it's all for the best?
of course it is
Mmmm whatcha say?
Mmmm that it's just what we need
you decided this
whatcha say?
Mmmm what did she say?
ransom notes keep falling out your mouth
mid-sweet talk, newspaper word cut outs
speak no feeling no I don't believe you
you don't care a bit,
you don't care a bit
(hide and seek)
ransom notes keep falling out your mouth
mid-sweet talk, newspaper word cut outs
(hide and seek)
speak no feeling no i don't believe you
you don't care a bit,
you don't care a (you don't care a) bit
(hide and seek)
oh no, you don't care a bit
oh no, you don't care a bit
Everybody stops and stares at her. "What I can't singIt's too quite." Artemis snapped.
"Woah chill." Mercedes said.
"Don't tell me to freakin Chill." She snapped again. She ran ahead.
"What's her problem?" Rory whispered to Brittany. Artemis glared at him tearfully.
"What's my problem? My problem is, Is that I don't have a fucking problem. I'm just pissed and upset that Babycakes decided to run off and now she's gotten me all worried. And I doubt she even gives a damn, I bet she's still pissed too." Artemis half yelled. Puck went to go calm her.
...
Puck ran and saw her by the lake crying.
"Look, I know your angry, but You didn't have to yell like that." He said calmly.
"SHUTUP! CAPTAIN OBVIOUS, OF COURSE I'M ANGRY! MY BEST FRIEND IS MAD AT ME AND SHE RAN OFF TO GOD KNOWS WHERE AND I'M JUST SO FREAKIN WORRIED ABOUT HER AND-"
Puck silenced her with a kiss.
Stop worrying honey, I promise she's fine. I hate seeing you like this. We're gonna find her." He reassured her. She smiled slightly.
"I'm sorry. Thanks Puck." She apologized.
"No worries, let's go." He said reaching out his hand. She took it and they left.
...
The pair walked hand and hand back to where the group was. "Is everything okay? I'm sorry I made you upset even more and woah... What are you two doing holding hands?!" Rory asked really fast in surprise.
"Everything is fine, But there is some explanation for this." Artemis says gesturing her and puck's hands that were twined together. "Well, It all started when..." Puck began.
Meanwhile...
Blair and Danny were halfway in between the lines. Face it they were lost, Blair swore they were going in the right direction, Now she was just going crazy.
...
"Well, it all started during the last adventure when we helped Brittany become human again. See, I was looking at Artemis and I smiled because she was so pretty and I thought, "Whoa, I need to make this girl mine." He said. Artemis blushed.
"Anyways, so I swooned her with my sexy awesome power of Puckzilla, and she instantly fell in love with this guy." Puck said pointing to himself, sounding cocky as ever. Artemis rolled her eyes.
"He asked me if I wanted to make out and after I said no, he played me a song on his guitar and sang, then I smiled and he said I looked beautiful, then we kissed." She explained.
"She's right. But you still do think I'm sexy, don't you?" He asked. Artemis nodded and squeezed his arm.
"Of course I do." She said. They kissed and Santana shouted, "GET A ROOM SLICKS!"
Ah, how Santana can always manage to cockblock or disturb a romantic moment.
Meanwhile, Blair and Danny were sitting on a log. They were lost and she hated it. A tear rolled down her cheek. "Hey Blair, why are you crying?" He asked. She quickly wiped her tears.
"Umm, no... no reason." She lied. Danny frowned.
"Don't give me that, just tell me sweetheart. I want to help you." He said.
"I'm really scared. I just want to find my sister and go home. I'm terrified I won't be able to find her, or that she'll be... d-dead." She admitted. Danny sighed.
"I know pretty girl, we'll find her. I know it. And I promise I will be with you every step of the way to help, I want to keep you safe Blair, you're amazing." Blair smiled a tear rolled down her cheek.
"My mom used to call me pretty girl." She said shyly. Danny smiled and lifted her chin up so he could look her in the eyes.
"Well, she wasn't lying." He said. She blushed and smiled that beautiful smile he loved so much. This was the moment, when Danny would tell Blair he loved her.
"Hey Blair, if you look closely at that tree you can see something carved into it." He said, pointing to a tree. She got up and walked over to the tree. He pulled out his baby guitar and waited. When Blair walked over and saw the carving on the tree, her heart stopped. The carving was a heart and inside it said, "I LOVE YOU." She smiled and turned around to see Danny with a baby guitar and a huge grin on his face.
"So, now that you know how I feel about you, its only fair you tell me." He said innocently.
"Oh is it now?" She asked. He nodded.
"Well, you should know that... I LOVE YOU TOO!" She exclaimed, running up and practically killing him with a tight hug.
"Great. Now, if you let me, I'd like to sing you a song." He said.
"Then go for it, I would love to hear your voice." She said. He smiled and motioned for her to sit on his lap. She laughed and sat down.
He kissed her forhead and he began to play "Not Alone" by Darren Criss.
I've been alone
Surrounded by darkness
I've seen how heartless
The world can be
I've seen you crying
You felt like it's hopeless
I'll always do my best
To make you see
Baby, you're not alone
Cause you're here with me
And nothing's ever gonna bring us down
Cause nothing can keep me from lovin' you
And you know it's true
It don't matter what'll come to be
Our love is all we need to make it through
Now I know it ain't easy
But it ain't hard trying
Every time I see you smiling
And I feel you so close to me
And you tell me
Baby, you're not alone
Cause you're here with me
And nothing's ever gonna bring us down
Cause nothing can keep me from lovin' you
And you know it's true
It don't matter what'll come to be
Our love is all we need to make it through
I still have trouble
I trip and stumble
Trying to make sense of things sometimes
I look for reasons
But I don't need 'em
All I need is to look in your eyes
And I realize
Baby I'm not alone
Cause you're here with me
And nothing's ever gonna take us down
Cause nothing can keep me from lovin' you
And you know it's true
It don't matter what'll come to be
Our love is all we need to make it through
Cause you're here with me
And nothing's ever gonna bring us down
Cause nothing, nothing, nothing can keep me from lovin' you
And you know it's true
It don't matter what'll come to be
You know our love is all we need
Our love is all we need to make it through
She smiled brightly and kissed his cheek when he finished the song. "That was lovely." She said.
"Well then, a lovely song for a lovely girl. My lovely girl, to be exact." He said proudly. She smiled and they hugged for a long time, holding each other closely under the stars.
They were on the road again. On the way way down They all were singing "We are young" And just enjoying the moment while it lasted. Artemis smiled. It felt as if she were getting closer to Babycakes. She knew her smell and looks anywhere. Artemis squeezed puck's hand gently.
"Everything okay Baby?" He asked.
"Were getting closer." She smiled again. He smiled back.
Blaine, Kurt, Nick and Jeff were walking down with the group. It suddenly got a little dark, And a few stars came out. "The stars are so Pretty Nicky!" Jeff smiled
"Just like you." Nick smiled. Kurt and Blaine went Awww.
"They're so cute." Kurt Cooed. Blaine smiled at Kurt and Kissed his forehead. They all stop and watched the stars.
"Sam, Look a shooting Star!" Mercedes pointed.
"Make a wish." Sam smiled. That's just what She did.
"Okay." She said.
"What did you wish for?" He asked.
"No way am I telling you." She told him.
"Fine." He said.
"Sanny I want smores!" Brittany Smiled wide.
"Hey Artemis, Do you think we can stop for tonight and just hang out?" Santana asked. Artemis nodded.
After everybody got there stuff out, Finn and Puck started to make the fire. Artemis walked up to Rory.
"Rory I'm sorry I yelled at you earlier. It was wrong and so Uncalled for." She apologized.
"It's okay, I forgive you." Rory smiled.
"Cool, Um, Let's go have a smore." She offered.
"Okay" He said and Smiled.
xxx
"Do you smell that?" Blair asked taking a whiff of the air.
"Yeah It smells like fire." Danny sniffed and Said.
"Let's go find out where its coming from!" Blair exclaimed.
"Are you sure? Don't you just wanna stay and cuddle with me?!" Danny half-whined. Blair smiled.
"As tempting as that sounds, I wants to get my adventure on. So, you can stay here, but this badass is going to find herself a fire." She said. Danny laughed.
"No, I'm definetely coming with you, cutie." He said picking her up and putting her on his back. She giggled. They began walking and soon reached a point in the woods where their were many big trees. Through one of the trees she could see a bright orange flame and smoke. She heard people laughing and singing and she smelled smores.
"Well, we found our fire babe." He said sweetly. She nodded.
"Yep, let's go." She said. They walked through the trees and saw the Gleeks and the others. Artemis had a red plastic cup in her hand and she was dancing with Everyone else while Sam played "Red Solo Cup." Blair wished she could dance with them too. She stood in the corner with Danny, gripping his hand tightly.
After the song ended, Everyone cheered. Artemis went to go get a refill and stopped dead in her tracks when she saw Blair in the corner holding hands with a cute boy with dark hair. They stared at each other for a while and the tension was so thick you could cut through it with a knife. "Ummm, what are you doing here Babycakes?" Artemis asked, shocked. Blair rolled her eyes.
"What's it to you?" She said in a snarky tone. She really didn't want to be by her "best friend" when she was mad at her.
. "I just wanted to know." She said sadly.
"You know what? Me and Danny smelled a fire and wanted to see where it was coming from, but I didn't expect to see this." She said. Artemis frowned.
"Look Babycakes, I-" Blair put her hand up and shook her head.
"Its late, I should really get some sleep. Come on Danny. Look Artemis, I'm just really not ready for us to start being cool again. You were really mean to me and you were selfish, and I didn't like that. I'm gonna go now. Night." She said.
"It was umm... nice meeting you. I'm Danny, Blair or Babycakes' boyfriend by the way. I'm gonna umm, go now too. See ya." He said awkwardly, walking away. Artemis frowned and walked to the lake, singing herself to sleep.
...
Puck had been worried about Artemis. She seemed Depressed lately. And She hasn't came back cause she said she was going to get a refill.
"Hey guys, I'm going to go find Artemis, She should've been back by now." Puck told them worriedly. They were okay with it. Puck knew exactly where she was. She is at the Lake. He went to the lake and He saw her sleeping on a tree branch.
"Artemis!" He quietly yelled. Artemis flinched awake.
"Puck?" She asked looking down.
"Yes it's me." Puck replied. He heard Artemis sigh.
"Go away." She told him.
"Not until you tell me what's wrong. The other Gleeks are worried just as much as I am." He explained. Artemis climbed down from the tree.
"I saw Babycakes. She was with another boy. She's still mad at me. And I don't think we should continue this adventure. I wanna go back home." She said with a tear going down her face.
Puck was shocked. "What the hell?!" He exclaimed, making Artemis jump a little.
"You can't just give up like this! Things get a bit difficult and you start to complain and whine about how you want to go home. What happened to that strong, brave, awesome girl I met a while ago?" He shouted. Artemis cried.
"Fuck off. Oh my gosh! You can't tell me what to do, I can give up if I want to! And who do you think you are telling me I can't complain or quit?! Oh yeah, and that brave and awesome girl you met a while ago? SHE'S GONE!" Artemis screamed. Puck jumped back.
"Calm down! God, you are acting so angry all of the sudden and its annoying and I hate it! Guess what, princess bitch a lot, you're not the only one with problems here! You're being selfish and whining about how your best friend doesn't want to talk to you anymore, and I really don't blame her! I tried to help you and make sure you were okay and you knew we would be okay! But I guess I wasted my time..." Puck said the last part quietly. Artemis gasped.
"What does that mean? You WASTED your Oh so precious time on your girlfriend?! Are you breaking up with me Noah?!" She asked. That was the first time she had ever used his real name. Puck sighed. A couple tears went down Artemis's face. She was really hurting right now. Now her own boyrfriend thinks she's selfish. She isn't trying to be selfish at all.
"You know what. Maybe it's for the best for us..." She said.
"I'm sorry. I just I don't like seeing you give up." Puck replied.
"I'm going back to the fire." Artemis told him. She left him there hanging. She had to go talk to Babycakes.
Babycakes could here Puck and Artemis yelling from where she was. But it suddenly got quiet. She could finally get sleep. It was about 15 minutes later, When she saw Artemis. "Artemis, Go. You know I'm mad at you." Babycakes said.
"Hear me out. Just give me 5 minutes to explain." Artemis begged.
Blair rolled her eyes. "Wait a minute." She said. Artemis nodded. Blair grabbed Danny and took him over to a tree. He yawned.
"What's going on baby?" He asked. She kissed his cheek.
"Artemis is here and she wants me to hear her out, should I?" She asked.
"To be honest, yes. I saw how uncomfortable you were around Artemis, and I could tell how much you miss her. I think its time for you guys to make up." Danny said. Blair smiled.
"How do you always know the right things to say?" She asked. He laughed and kissed her forhead.
"Its not that I'm saying the right things, its that I'm saying them to the right person." He said. He tweaked her nose and she giggled.
"Now go make up with your friend dollbaby, I'll be waiting." He said in a sort of seducive way. She smiled and pressed a warm loving kiss on his lips.
From out of nowhere, they heard Santana shout, "WANKY!" Blair rolled her eyes and walked over to Artemis. She sighed. "You have 5 minutes, go." Is all she said before Artemis smiled gratefully and began to talk.
"I'm so so so sorry about that argument we had before you left. Your right, I was acting selfish when I shouldn't have been. I am grateful to have Emma as a mother right now. And yeah your right maybe I will like McKinley. And If it weren't for you I wouldn't have even been here, I wouldn't have found Emma or My dad. And just I really miss you. And I want to be your best friend. I'm so sorry. And I really need my best friend back right now. Because the truth is, How I feel right now, I'm hurting inside, And I know you are too. Please please forgive me." Artemis was on the verge of ears right now.
"And if you don't then that's okay, I respect your decision." She said sadly. She waited for Babycakes answer...
Blair sighed and a tear rolled down her cheek. "I... I forgive you. I'm tired of being angry at you and I miss being your bff. I was dying inside without you and I just wanted so badly for us to be cool again. I'm sorry for being such a stubborn bitch. I love you." Blair said. Artemis smiled, and let a tear fall.
"Oh my gosh, thank you! I'm so so so sorry and I missed you alot and you absoulutely weren't being a stubborn bitch and I'm just-" Blair laughed and covered her mouth.
"Just shutup and give me a hug!" Artemis smiled and gave Blair a hug. They hugged for the longest time, embracing each others warmth and enjoying the fact they were bff's again.
"I love you bitch." Artemis said. Blair laughed.
"I love you too, princess." She said. They let go and smiled at each other.
"I think its time for bed." Artemis said yawning.
"I think you're right." They held hands and when they turned around, they saw Everyone smiling.
"Awwww!" Everyone said in unison. They cheered for Artemis and Blair. Artie had a video camera in his hand.
"Artemis and Babycakes are on again bitches!" He shouted. Everyone cheered.
"Oh my God, you guys!" Blair said. They laughed and all went to bed dreaming happy thoughts.
xxx
They all woke up in the mourning. Artemis saw Puck rolling up his sleeping bag.
"P-puck?" She was hoping he wasn't mad at her.
"What?" He asked.
"I'm sorry I acted like a bitch to you last night." She apologized.
"I'm sorry I yelled at you and called you princess bitch a lot and selfish." He said.
"Are we cool again?" She asked him.
"Were okay Baby." He said then he kissed her on the lips.
"Yay." She cheered quietly. Everybody began to eat breakfast after they had packed up.
Puck and Artemis walked hand in hand to breakfast. They sat down closely next to each other and Puck fed Artemis strawberries and rubbed her arm. Quinn watched with jeaulousy creeping over her.
"Puck should be mine, not hers. I mean, I know he knocked me up when I was 16, but he tried so damn hard to be a good dad. Then I had Beth, and I felt closer to Puck then I ever had before, he was mine and I loved it. How the hell did I let him slip away?" She whispered to herself. She was fuming.
"I want him back, he belongs with me." She said. Now, Quinn knew very well that she should be nice and let Artemis have Puck, but she was sort of a bitch. Quinn Fabray lived for being on top and she pretty much always got what she wanted. And she wanted Puck.
"Queen Bitch takeover in 3,2,1..." Is all Quinn said before walking over to Artemis, who was sitting alone on a rock smiling lovingly at Puck, who was over by a tree playing guitar. Quinn rolled her eyes and smirked. It was time for some girl talk.
Oh my goodness what is this girl planning?! Well come back and read the next chapter to find out! I hope you liked this chapter and pleasee review!
~ Scout.