Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of its cast. They belong to the wonderful creator of Naruto, yay creator! Woot! I do own this plot though so do not steal it. ^o^
Author's Note: Hiya! Hey all my people! Yes.....I am still alive, and I like living so don't kill me. I just have been on a hiatus due to family and technical difficulties, so yeah. Anyways I am now living in Florida so shout out to all my readers living there! I tis love you! ^o^ Now about my da-
Author falls out on floor.
Sasuke retrieves his shiny new spork that was lodged in Author's skull. "Now .We can finally get on with the story."
Naruto jumps into the room and hugs Sasuke, who in turn cuddles with him. "Presenting.....CHAPTER 5 of The Prince and The Heir!" Naruto shouts before getting whisked away bridal style to their bedroom.
Chapter Four: The Mafia and A Love Square!?
Sasuke
My eyelids flew open and I began quickly assessing my surroundings. Well, that is I was assessing what I could see. Seeing that a shroud of white was across my face and all. Turns out that white shroud was a sheet. Shut up. I sat up and pulled down the sheet. In no time I figured out that I was laying on a bed and a rather hard one at that. So using my awesome Uchihaness and pure cunning ability I came to the conclusion that I had been kidnapped by the Russian mafia and was currently being held captive in Mexico. Not within a minute after my discovery did I notice that my legs felt like something slightly heavy was resting on them. I peered down to see a bright yellow, fuzzy ball.
"What the hell?!" I exclaimed and went to push whatever this fuzzy thing was off of me when Neji Hyuga came within my line of vision.
"What the hell are you doing in Mexico?!" I shouted before I could properly consider the Narutoness of what I had said. I quickly tried to regain my perfect posture and remove the shocked expression that was on my face and replace it with a very Uchiha pissed off one. "What is going on Hyuga?"
Neji allowed a superior grin spread across his face. "Mexico you say? Well if my memory serves me correctly we are currently in the Nurse's office because you got knocked out by a punch to the face by Sasori because you were trying to interrupt him and Deidara." The all knowing butt face said.
Yeah, I Uchiha Sasuke just called someone a butt face and you know what? It felt really good too.
"Ugh, my jaw hurts." I grumble out as I now slowly start to remember what happened. Cue phasing out scene. In five, four, three, two, one. ACTION!
"Get the fuckity fuck(sorry my cousins currently have me addicted to Stepbrothers ^.^;)away from my property." I commanded with all my Uchiha authority.
Then a very angry Sasori, apparently, turned around and slugged me before I could duck out of the way.
Gee! That was a short flashback. Though, such a little thing causes my cheeks to become tinted red in an evil blush. Then to make matters even worst, just guess what happens. Remember that bright yellow ball? Well guess what. That bright yellow ball rises up to reveal a very familiar tan face and next thing you know that ball's saying.
"Sasuke, Sasori must have bruised your face real bad cause it's all red and everything."
Now do you see what I mean when I say to make matters worse? And today must really be my bad day because the next thing I know Naruto is standing wrapped up in that bloody Hyuga's arms.
I really wish I had bought that license to kill when I had a chance.
I shouldn't have listened to my therapist.
Naruto
Yay! Sasuke is alright! Wait maybe I am being too formal by calling him by his first name already we're not even togeth-.....I mean I thought he would be in a coma or something after the way Sasori laid him out.
Huh, what? Wait.....Yippe! Its my turn to have a flashback! Okay here goes!
"I told you I don't feel like making out, I have something on my mind." I complained to Neji.
I know he's trying his best, he's use to being with someone he could get some from everyday. He hasn't even got pass kissing with me even though we've been together for about two months now. He really cares about me though, so he's trying his hardest to make things work, but anyways back to my flashback. So we were in the stall talking when next thing you know I hear someone shouting out something like: "My property!"
So I stick my head out the stall to watch the fight that is obviously happen because of this. when I see Sasuke get the crap knocked out of him by Sasori. So I hurry over to his side and pass a now more worried than angry Sasori, don't ask me why. So, after much convincing and begging from me on his part, Neji carries Sasuke to the Nurse's office, who isn't there might I add. So then after even more begging and promises of kisses Neji and I stay to look after Sasuke.
And that just about brings us to our present situation doesn't it.
Sasuke, sitting up in the bed looking red probably from getting hit. Me being held from being from Neji, who is in turn grinning for some reason. Then next thing we know this dark aura descends upon us and much to the shock of everyone in the room a black clad Gaara enters the room. Everybody has their unblinking eyes glued on Gaara as he walks over to Sasuke's bed, only making eye contact with Sasuke might I add. Then proceeds, yes I used a big word, to lean over and kiss him on the forehead.
An awkward silence immediately floods the small area. Main reason is because we all know that Neji and Gaara use to be together and he's now kissing my Sasuke like their an item, and its very easy to see that me and Neji are together. So now Sasuke is looking everywhere except at me. Gaara is staring Sasuke down and Neji is by the way his body is tensed up, looking at Gaara and Sasuke.
What the monkey freaker is going on!? Is this some kinda love triangle....wait make that love square?
End of the Chappie
Author's Note: Okay so I missed last year's anniversary of this story so I'm here for this year's one. HAPPY SECOND ANNIVERSARY! I'm sorry it took so long to update, between moving and my computer getting broken, school and trying to achieve a social and family life I got really tied up. I also was in the hospital and had to undergo emergency surgery so yeah. I've been pretty busy. I hope I still have some reader's left........please!? I have eggnog and cookies!? And also promises of a one-shot just for you guys! Anyways I love all you readers and I will try to update again. Have a Happy holiday! ^o^
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