Shady's back!!! Lol!! enjoy this one!!! All songs and people aren't mines!! Just enjoy, this is a random chap

Luau with Baileys

Sesshomaru lead them as far away from the shark demons as possible. He found a spot under some leafy green palms and placed his brother down there (more like threw).They could have sworn that he was about to rip him to shreds. Kikyou rolled her eyes.

"Why get mad over Kagome! Its not like she's prettier than me!" She sneered. Kouga rolled his eyes and threw a lingering starfish at her. Like a little three year old, she shrieked and hid behind her speedo boy friend. It was like her to open her mouth when they wanted it shut.

Inuyasha on the other hand just glared at the annoying female.

"Are you just jealous because he didn't waste time on you Kikyou?" He spat. As soon as he stopped talking a silence passed by them. Holding their gear and sighing with frustration, nobody knew what to do next. Luckily, Shippo, oblivious to the mood decided to play dress up with lingering sea weed.

"Hey guys," He cried with a snicker, placing a clump of the slimy plant over his head, "I'm Beyonce'!" Like the clown he was, he began to swing his hips in a feminine fashion lamenting: "All the single ladies!!!"

Only the girls of course started laughing in hysterics, but on the other hand, the guys only glared the red head down. A guy swinging his hips to Beyonce? On purpose to poke fun out at his own sex? Not cool…

Kikyou rolled her eyes.

"I can't believe I'm gonna be stuck with you guys!! Just my luck!" She growled and took her seat in Bankotsu's lap. Kagome and Inuyasha on the other hand threw them looks of disgusts. Just as it was going silent, an old voice called them back to their world.

"Aloha!!" It shouted from an unknown distance. Bumbling down the sand was good ol' Tototsai. His withered old skin glowed a tanned orange red as he approached them. He didn't make it far before his jaw dropped. "Aye!! Inuyasha!! What happened to your jaw!"

Kagome pouted and held him close to her.

"He got into a scuffle with some goldfish," she answered as she touched his cut jaw. "Does that hurt?" He yanked away from her in two seconds.

"Ow!! Only when you poke it like that!!" Kagome gave him a look.

"Oh stop being such a baby! Let me see it!" She persisted to try to touch him one more time until he bit her bottom lip hissing. "OUCH!! INUYASHA!!"

The two instantly began arguing and clowning around as usual, so the old man moved on to the others.

"So kids! Ready to go party! And groove!! " he made the most weirdest hand signs. "Who's up for being hip with it!! Word!"

"Totosai, please don't… thats not swag…." Kouga interrupted. The old man shrugged.

"Suit yourself. But the Luau is going to be at one of my best friends place. Come on down! Relax with us!"

Hopefully this wouldn't turn out to be another fight for a girl. Trying to avoid this problem, the guys herded the girls to follow Totosai and made sure they surrounded them as they walked. Like body guards, they would not let anyone so much as to look at them. If would avoid someone in the hospital, it was worth it.

Totosai lead them farther down the beach and made it to an isolated thick forest of palm trees. The sand stopped at the start of the trees growth, and all they could see was dense flowers, plants and trees grace down a gravel path.

"Off we go guys!" He chirped and walked ahead. Oh great…..

They had walked for about six minutes in silence when all of a sudden there was a huge gasp. Instantly they all stopped crashing into each other's backs.

"Lala…..don't……move……!" Sango said frantically. The fourteen year old gasped and instantly panicked.

"What is it!! Oh my gosh!!" She squeaked. She watched as all their eyes widened in horror, except the two Sanyosho brothers. Miroku and Kouga made the situation worse.

"Damn that's huge…." He muttered. Kouga clenched his stomach.

"I think its hissing! Ewww!!"

Kirara freaked out.

"AAAHHHH!!! Get it off you losers!!" She wailed. Sango and Kagome silently reached down and picked up the two biggest sticks they could find. They swung at her instantly with unnecessary force. It happened to quick that Sesshomaru had to jump in and repel the sticks away.

"What the hell is wrong with you two! You could have killed her!" Kagome winced.

"But its so gross looking!" Inuyasha had heard enough. He sighed and pushed his way through to Kirara. He knelt down to her petite height and placed a gentle kiss to her forehead whispering: "Stay still….."

He waited until she nodded before he reached over and carefully began to remove something clinging to her skin. It was silent again before she cried out.

"Oww!!" The hanyou made a face.

"My bad." She felt unclasping and moving before it came off. In his hand was the biggest centipede she had ever seen in her life.

Every one else winced muttering.

"Eeewwwwww……" Inuyasha rolled his eyes and tossed it into a bush. He lifted Kirara up onto his back ignoring them.

"You okay Lala?" She nodded and placed her head on his shoulder.

"Yup." They continued further down the path in minimal silence once more.

They had reached the end of the path where they reached their destination. It was a large dug out resort with a giant canopy string with shady leaves. Bamboo rods supported the giant canopy comfortably, and the dugout oasis had log tables with long spreads of food. A fire place laid in the middle and a bar sat to the right. Yet, there was no one in sight. Kagome made an excited cheer.

"This looks like so much fun!!" She squealed in happiness. They began to chat needlessly to themselves before their old tour guide pushed them forward.

"Don't just stand there! Sit your asses down and enjoy your self's! My good old friend will be here soon. Relax." Ayame watched as he turned around and began to walk back to the gravel path.

"Where are you going Totosai?" She questioned while adjusting her signature hibiscus flower through her wet hair. He didn't answer her, but instead waved his hand carelessly, indicating that he didn't seem to care at all. And so they were alone….the sun setting slowly in the sky, piles of food and fun things to fool around with….. Just one thing to do…..

…..Party…..

After helping theirselves and being stupid, the group decided for some scary stories. The sun disappeared, it was dark, and they were in the middle of a palm forest. It was the perfect time. Ayame was finishing her story.

"…and then…. She opened the door…." She began in a scary voice. Every girl there was shaking. Meanwhile the members of the opposite gender threw her looks of stupidity. "When she opened it…….she saw- she saw-….."

"W-what?" Kirara asked from Sango's lap. Ayame's pause for dramatic effect was driving them (the girls) crazy. So, she finished…

"She saw…….." She said with a devilish smirk. The females leaned forward, only to be shocked when she threw up her hands. "SHE SAW HER BEST FRIEND WEARING PLAID AND STRIPES!!!" They shrieked in terror as she continued evilly. "AND SHE DIDN'T GET A MANICURE EITHER!!! MWUAHAHAHAH!!"

It was so 'terrifying' that Kagome and Kikyou locked each other in their arms. It took about three seconds for them to notice before they separated. Miroku noticed the genders flip out session and decided to do something about it. He reached behind the bar and pulled out a ukulele.

"How bout we all sing the Campfiresong song!" he cheered and began to strum. "Let's gather 'round the campfire and sing our campfire song…" Everyone besides Sesshomaru, Kikyou and Bankotsu joined in.

"OUR C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song! And if you dont think that we can sing faster than you're wrong! But it'll help if you just sIng alllooooooonnggggg!!!" Kouga began.

"Bum…bum….buummmmm…." And so they got faster:

"C,A,M,P,F,I,R,E,S,O,N,G, song! C,A,M,P,F,I,R,E,S,O,N,G song!! Andifyoudon'tthinkthatwecansingitfasterthanyou'rewrong!butit'llhelpifyoujustsingalong!! C,A,M,P,F,I,R,E,S,O,N,G, song!- Shippo!" They called on randomly. The fourteen year old stumbled trying to keep pace with Miroku's strumming.

"Uh, SONG! C,A,M,P,F,I,R,E-!!!" Good enough. They moved on.

"Good! Sesshy!"

Miroku strummed continuously as they waited for his singing. The demon glared at them hard, but they moved on again.

"Good! IT'LL HEEELLPPPP!!!! IT'LL HEEEEEEEEEELLLLPPPPP! IF YOU JUST SANG ALLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGGG!!!!" A little bit late, Shippo stood up throwing up rocker signs, and air-guitaring to invisible sounds.

"OOHHH YEEEAAAAAHHH!!!!" It was quiet again as they stared him down like a fool. The fourteen year old shut up again as they broke out into laughter.

"You guys are pathetic….." Sesshomaru finally added through their joyful moment. As if out of nowhere however, Rin leaped into his lap and battered her eye lashes. Startled, Sesshomaru could do nothing but blush. His friends however gasped.

"Oh come on Sesshy lighten up! I'll let you make out with me if you do!" Her sweet voice chirped. Their jaws dropped instantly, but the same voice called them back.

"HEY!!! SHIPPO! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!" It squealed. The REAL Rin came stomping other to them in rage. Shippo panicked and made a run for it as she swing at him. "GET OFF HIM!!" The fox fled but this time he silently changed into Kagome's body.

"Hey look at me guys!! I'm so pretty!! Look at me!!" He strutted around swinging his hips happily and bursts of laughter shot out. For his next stunt, gracefully sat in Inuyasha's lap. "I'm so nice that I'm gonna give my Snookiepuss a lap dance!!! Yay me!!"

Inuyasha shook his head and shoved him from out of his space.

"Oh no you're not!!" Kagome agreed 100 percent.

"I don't even call him that!! " She pouted. No one even paid them any attention to them. It was just to damn funny. In their moment of laughter however, no one saw it coming……no one could predict it……

The campfire blew out….

There was cursing and some screams, tripping over logs, and things being knocked over. The group finally bundled together under the scarce moon light that became obscured by trees. Once again, another silent session….

All they could hear was panting……not their own……..

Footsteps crunched along the gravel slowly……and then…….

The lights flickered on as quick as they blew out. Standing before them was a man. Actually, a woman? Who knew? It was green with mossy green hair. It had on a pink fluffly tutu with trouser socks. Its sparkling jacket was white with rhinestones, and it was dripping wet….

The smile on its face was more frightening then the story Ayame told. It opened its red lips to speak.

"Hi there. Nice ta' meet cha." It greeted. Their eyes were wide with horror. What was that thing!! Kirara, brave as she tried to be took a gulp and waved.

"Uh…hi….. I'm Kirara Ouasaan. What's your name?" The "man" for all intense purposes continued flashing his white teeth.

"I'm Old Greg….." Miroku waved weakly.

"Hi…uh….Greg-?" Before he could finish, Greg got into his face.

"Do you love me?" He asked. Freaked out, the male backed out of Greg's face.

"Um….no I just met you!" He snapped. Old Greg continued smiling.

"Do you love me?? Do you think you could ever love me?" He was in Ayame's face now.

There wasn't anything more frightening than a stranger who was mixed gender in your face asking for love. It would take less than a few seconds for them to run screaming. So seconds passed, and they began to run……and of course, they were screaming. They made it as far as the entrance back to the beach when there in the path stood no one…but Greg.

"How bout some Bailey's? Or some watercolors? Do y'all got the phunk??" He questioned. Every question racked their brains with the need to run in some direction. The fear of this confusing person was going to do something bad to their heads. But for now, they had to deal with their host….

If you don't know who Old Greg is, google and search it on Youtube. Its the creepiest humor you could ever see!!! Check him out! Thanks for reading!! R&R!!!