"Last time on Total Drama Back To The Island, the campers had a trivia challenge about previous seasons, Harold answered pretty much every question with a long and boring monologue, prompting me to make the boys the losers because I subtracted points from them, in the end Harold got the boot, no surprises there and Gwen got moody at Duncan and sang to him, and boy was it cold, what will the challenge be and who will get a all expenses paid trip on the boat of losers, find out this time on Total Drama, BACK TO THE ISLAND!"
(Cue theme song, I wanna be famous) Exactly the same as original except Alejandro catches Heather when she falls of the waterfall, for her to push him off and Sierra appears behind Cody when he appears behind Gwen and Duncan this time and hugs him to death.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! Chris's signature air horn boomed throughout camp, causing all the campers to rise up from their slumbers, those sleeping on the bottom bunks slamming there head painfully on the bunk above, groans were heard as campers dragged themselves out of bed and to the cafeteria, slowly eating the cold, tasteless slop that was breakfast, KAtie and Sadie were sitting with Noah,
"Hey Noah." Katie giggled as the cynic read his book,
"Hi Katie," He deadpanned as she giggled more,
"Whatcha reading?" She asked, giggling obnoxiously once more.
"Oooh Izzy knows," She flipped through the air and began babbling about Noah's book secret, "He is actually reading Twilight and has seen all the movies and his favorite character is Jacob because he like it when he takes his top off, wait no the last part is me but he's reading Twilight." Izzy finished as Noah jumped on her but failed to silence the babbling crazy red head. Katie giggled more,
"I like Twilight too Noah, I guess we have stuff in common," She and Sadie giggled as Noah flushed a bright red as the other campers burst out laughing at his favorite book choice, he ran out of the room and locked himself in the confessional
CONFESSIONAL
NOAH: Oh no now Sierra will post this on her multiple blogs about me and the world will know my love of Twilight and then my life will be over. *he held his head in his hands and sighed* Well I guess it won't make me any less popular at school though, but my siblings will never let me live it down.
IZZY: What they wanted to know what he was reading,
KATIE: I might find Noah slightly cute, but I am not gonna say for sure.
END CONFESSIONAL
Chris walked into the cafeteria, hearing all about Noah's shocking secret. He began to laugh hysterically with the other contestants sans, Izzy who was happily eating Chef's slop of a meal. "Campers," Chris said after recovering from his Laughing fit, "Today's challenge will solve the age old battle of Geeks and Bullies, today you guys will play a challenge you guys already have before, today we shall play DODGEBALL!" Chris shouted as the campers groaned,
"How cliché" Heather pointed out with nods from other people,
"Yeah well you try thinking of original challenges for five whole seasons huh." He retorted, Heather just rolled her eyes and put her tray in the bowl and walked off,
CONFESSIONAL
HEATHER: Chris is really getting on my nerves, and it is the third challenge and I still don't have an alliance,
CHRIS: Five seasons I have had to think up original challenges, and what do I get for it, the wrath of twenty-four teens because I reused one idea once *begins to cry slightly before getting rid of the tears and exiting*
END CONFESSIONAL
"As I was saying, meet me in the gymnasium in ten minutes." He walked off as the other contestants filed out, Ezekiel was at the back of the que, an unknown force pulled him into the confessional on the way over there
KINDA CONFESSIONAL
HEATHER&EZEKIEL:
Heather: Listen homeschool I need an alliance and I want you to be in it.
Ezekiel: And why should I?
Heather: Because if you do I can guarantee you safe passage to the merge,
Ezekiel: *Is facing away from her* Ok Heather, but noo funny business K.
Heather: Fine, no funny business, *Gets up and leaves*
Ezekiel: *Is blushing a deep red before exiting*
END KINDA CONFESSIONAL
At the gymnasium all the twenty-two were in a huddle, Chris came bursting through the door like a gym coach with the shorts and a Total Drama sports shirt, a silver whistle on a chain around his neck, "Today you will be sorted into Bullies and people who probably wouldn't bully anyone, these are my shallow opinions on you all so don't take offence. So on the Bullies is Heather, Alejandro, Courtney, Duncan, Noah, Leshawna, Justin, Sierra, Eva, Lindsay, and Geoff, and yes Noah is a bully because he always bullies me, and on the Geeks is Beth, Cody, Gwen, Ezekiel, DJ, Izzy, Katie, Sadie, Tyler, Trent and Owen." Chris blew his whistle and the two teams organised themselves onto the court, determination in the bullies faces, terror in most of the geeks,
The whistle sounded again, signalling the start of the match, Eva and Duncan ran forwards and grabbed a ball each and throwing them at Beth and DJ respectively, both dodged to the side, skidding on the floor as Cody quickly let off his static ball trick, throwing at Geoff who ducked underneath the rubber object, only for it to spin round and hit him on the butt, causing him to be out of the challenge. Eva picked up another ball and threw it at Gwen who got hit square in the face, she fell backwards onto the floor and dragged herself to the bleachers, cheering on her team.
Sierra was busy admiring Cody she didn't see the ball thrown by Izzy at her face, she screeched as the ball impacted and walked to the bleachers next to Geoff, she was still making googly eyes at Cody as he threw a curveball at Noah and hit him on the back of his large head, he however missed the sneakball thrown at him by Heather, who celebrated at getting out one of the other teams better players, Alejandro picked up a ball and threw it at Beth who caught it, causing the Latino to be out and Gwen to come back in, Beth then proceeded to pelt the ball at a certain CIT who dodged to the left causing the ball to subsequently smack Lindsay in the face who was in confusion about the whole challenge,
"Wait, so I'm out," she mused as Chef screamed at her,
"Stupid Blond girl you're out," Lindsay than walked to the bleachers and sat with Geoff, Sierra, Noah and Alejandro.
"FOR LINDSAY!" Tyler screamed as he pelted the other team with dodgeballs despite failing every time and also failing to realise that beating up the other team could cause the bimbos elimination. The 'jock' finally managed to score a hit against Leshawna who had been pelted by a few balls previous, courtesy of Owen. She walked over to the bleachers to sit with the outs of her team, noticing the geeks dominating this match until Eva, Duncan, Courtney and Heather pelting balls at Beth, DJ, Trent and Ezekiel, getting them all out as the balls connected with their bodies.
"And the score is 7-5 Geeks, scratch that 6-6." As Eva caught a ball thrown by Katie and bringing Geoff back on, he then proceeded to throw a ball at Owen who because of his large build failed to dodge, making the score 6-5 Bullies, Duncan threw a ball at Sadie who caught the ball, sending Duncan off and bringing Cody back on the court and all hell broke loose when he unleashed three curvelballs on Courtney, Eva and Justin,all of them being struck out, leaving only Heather, Geoff on the pitch for the bullies and Izzy,Sadie,Cody, Gwen and Tyler on the pitch for the geeks. Heather threw a ball at Tyler who tripped on his own shoelaces, saving him from the ball but hitting Cody unexpectedly bringing him out again, Geoff caught a ball thrown by Sadie bringing Sierra back in who refused to hit any of the team because she didn't want Cody to be risked going home so was easily hit by a ball from Gwen. The score was 3-3 Gwen, Izzy and Tyler vs Geoff andHeather, that was until Izzy unleashed a flurry of rubber at Heather who couldn't dodge the psychos assault, she left the battlefield battered and bruised. Geoff for the Bullies against the Geeks of Gwen,Izzy and Tyler.
Geoff, with a dodgeball in both hands took out the weakest link, Tyler pelting him with the balls, he managed to dodge the first one but the second clipped him on the foot, making the girls the last two on the team. Taking the offensive role, Gwen and Izzy mimicked his strategy and attacked together, hitting Geoff with two rubber spheres each,
"THE GEEKS WIN!" Chris announced as the geeks cheered "Time for round two but first,"
DING DING DING, "MUSIC TIME AND Gwen and Courtney will sing the first verse while Sierra and Cody the seconf verse, the rest should be simple,
Cue music to Jessie J, who's laughing now.
Gwen: Mummy they call me names
They wouldn't let me play
I'd go home sit and cry almost everyday.
Courtney: Hey Gwendolyn you look like an alien,
With green skin you don't fit in this playpen
Cody: Yeah they pull my hair
They took away my chair
I'd keep it in and pretend I didn't care
Sierra: Hey Cody you're so funny
You've got teeth just like Bugs Bunny.
Geeks: Oh, so you think you know me now
Have you forgotten how
You would make me feel
When you dragged my spirit down?
But thank you for the pain
It made me raise my game
And I'm still rising, I'm still rising
So make your jokes
Go for broke
Blow your smoke
You're not alone
But who's laughing now
But who's laughing now
So raise the bar
Hit me hard
Play your cards
Be a star
But who's laughing now
But who's laughing now
Cause I'm in L.A
You think I've made my fame
FB makes us friends
When you only really know my name
Bullies: "Oh Jessie, we knew you could make it
I've got a track and I'd love you to take it"
Geeks: So now because I'm signed
You think my pockets lined
4 years now and I'm still waiting in the line
Bullies: 'Oh Jessie, I saw you on YouTube
I tagged old photos from when we was at school'
Geeks: Oh, so you think you know me now
Have you forgotten how
You would make me feel
When you dragged my spirit down?
But thank you for the pain
It made me raise my game
And I'm still rising, I'm still rising
Yeah Yeah
So make your jokes
Go for broke
Blow your smoke
You're not alone
But who's laughing now
But who's laughing now
So raise the bar
Hit me hard
Play your cards
Be a star
But who's laughing now
But who's laughing now
Gwennie
She broke out of the box
Swallowed your pride
You got that ego cough
Let the haters hate
You're like way too late
Click click to see I got a message from you
Bullies: "Hola, I'm proud of you"
"Oh my God babe your voice is like wow! "
Geeks: My reply, who's laughing now?
Oh, so you think you know me now
Have you forgotten how
You would make me feel
When you drag my spirit down?
But thank you for the pain
It made me raise my game
And I'm still rising, I'm still rising
Yeah
So make your jokes
Go for broke
Blow your smoke
You're not alone
But who's laughing now
But who's laughing now
So raise the bar
Hit me hard
Play your cards
Be a star
But who's laughing now
But who's laughing now
So make your jokes
Go for broke
Blow your smoke
You're not alone
But who's laughing now
(Hey, hey. Who's laughing?)
But who's laughing now
(Who's laughing?)
So raise the bar
Hit me hard
Play your cards
Be a star
But who's laughing now
Who's laughing, laughing now?
Who's laughing, laughing now?
Who's laughing, laughing now?
Who's laughing, laughing now?
Who's laughing, laughing now?
Who's laughing, laughing now?
Who's laughing, laughing now?
"Nice, now on with the dodgeball," Chris said blowing his whistle and the contestants lined up again and Chris blew the whistle a second time and some contestants swarmed the middle line, Eva threw a ball at Katie who was hit in the stomach, winding her and sending her to the bleachers, Sadie retaliated fiercely getting out Noah and Lindsay with ease. Leshawna picked up a ball that had rolled to her feet and threw it at Tyler and hitting him in the shin, DJ and Courtney deflected each others throw, causing them to take out Owen and Heather respectively, Geoff threw a ball at Ezekiel who caught it, sending off Geoff while simultaneously bringing Katie back onto the field. 9-7 Geeks. Duncan grabbed a ball and chucked it at Gwen forcefully, hitting her in her face and sending her to the bleachers.
Zeke threw it at Courtney who dodged to the side but was hit by a ball thrown by Izzy. 8-6 Geeks, Katie and Sadie were thrown out by Alejandro and Duncan, leveling the score to 6-6. Eva hurled a ball in the direction of Cody and luckily managed to hit him but not before a curveball was thrown at Sierra who cried at Cody hitting her out. 5-5. Eva had caught a ball thrown by DJ and brought Noah back who had decided to compete in this game and threw a ball at Ezekiel who caught it, sending Noah off as quick as he came on and brought Tyler back who grabbed all the balls on his side and performed his spinning dodgeball move of death, hitting Alejandro but also Beth, bringing the score 4-4 , Duncan attacked Ezekiel, finally sending the prairie boy out as Izzy retaliated with a ball to Duncan's kiwis, he hobbled off the field and screamed in pain as the players ignored him and kept their eye on all the balls. 3-3 Izzy, Tyler and Trent vs Leshawna, Eva and Justin. Trent threw a ball at Justin who dodged to protect his beautiful face and threw one back at the musician who was hit in the chest slamming into the wall/window painfully and being eliminated from this game, Izzy threw a ball at Leshawna who was hit as she reached down to pick up a ball on her butt, Eva and Justin both threw a ball each at Izzy who despite her acrobatic abilities was hit mid-flip by Justin's ball.
With Tyler the only one left for the Geeks, he squared off against the muscular girl and the narcissistic model, a dodgeball in each of his hands, he attacked Justin who was painfully was hit in the face,
"AHHH MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!" He screamed running to the bleachers with his head in his hands crying about sporting a black eye as well as another small bruise. Eva glared at Tyler causing him to whimper in fear, his heart racing and his ears on overload from his teams cheering, Eve had a ball in her hands and she threw it full power at the red tracksuit wearing guy. He let out a small yelp and ducked, the ball flying fast over his head as he picked up all four balls which were on his side of the pitch now, and unleashed his spinning dodgeball death spin of death, the balls all managing to find their target, Eva. She slumped to the ground defeated as the Geeks cheered wildly, lifting Tyler into the air and parading around the gym, especially in front of the other team.
"THE GEEKS WIN, AND I KNOW TYLER ISN'T A GEEK BUT THE AUTHOR WANTED HIM TO WIN AS WELL AS THE GEEKS SO LIVE WITH IT, Bullies, meet me at the campfire in an hour, Geeks, because I can't be bothered for a third game to see if you win the luxury cabin, go ahead and take it.
CONFESSIONAL
HEATHER: Oh no, looks like my team lost and I know I can get at least two people to vote with me on who I want gone.
EZEKIEL: I knoo being in an alliance with Heather is risky but I joost can't help it,eh, she is just so captivating.
END CONFESSIONAL
The geeks were still having a party in the honor of Tyler who was stoked at winning the challenge for his team and felt that it might just secure him a place further in the competition. Gwen and Ezekiel were having a nice conversation in the pool while DJ was sitting on the edge dangling in his toes petting bunny and feeding him a lettuce leaf. Cody was enjoying a night away from Sierra in the luxury cabin, playing his DS and trying to beat the elite four in Pokémon White 2 he was going through it all in preparation for the sequel. Tyler and Izzy were playing a harmless game of basketball until he tried copying Izzy's flawless slam dunk and bringing the hoop down with him crushed under the metal, Izzy lifted it over and he chuckled but winced in pain at what he thought was a broken rib. Chris called for a medic and Chef came on in a skimpy nurse's outfit and took Tyler away as the other campers looked away in disgust and tried to hold in their dinner which had consisted of grey slop, again.
AMAZING BONFIRE CEREMONY WHERE SOMEONE WILL GO HOME.
"Bullies, you just got poned by geeks," Chris jeered as the team looked embarrassed at their defeat, "And by Tyler no less." He began to laugh hysterically from behind his can with the plate of marshmallows, "There are eleven of you sitting before me, and only ten marshmallows on my plate, one of you is going home,
CONFESSIONAL
HEATHER: I got Sierra and Alejandro to vote with me on this person, as well as Geoff and Duncan so I are they going, yeah they are.
END CONFESSIONAL
"The first marshmallow goes to Eva," The muscular girl caught her treat, "Duncan, Sierra and Geoff." The three caught theirs, "Courtney, Alejandro, Lindsay." Four people were left and looked extremely nervous, with the exception of Heather who looked as cool as a cucumber, "Heather." She smirked at her target and sat back eating her marshmallow slowly. "Leshawna." She caught her marshmallow and looked at the other two guys, she wasn't really a fan of either of them so who left didn't bother her. "Noah, Justin, both of you are in the bottom two, and the person going home is...
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... NEITHER OF YOU!" He began to laugh as the faces of the two went from shocked to relieved, "It was a reward challenge, hahaha." the two cheered with their team as secretly Heather fumed,
CONFESSIONAL
HEATHER: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I will get him, mark my words I will.
END CONFESSIONAL
Everyone celebrated no-ones departure all into the night as one by one people dropped off leaving only Heather and Alejandro.
"Ah Chica, I guess today Chris put a stopper in your plans, next time, mi amor" Alejandro said dreamily staring into the raven haired girl he was holding,
"Yeah I guess so Alejandro, but you really need to fix that nose it is so ugly." She walked to her cabin leaving Alejandro holding his nose,
CONFESSIONAL
ALEJANDRO:Oh you shady Brazilian surgeon when I get my hands on you, he begins to make throttling motions with his hands and some other things unable to be revealed in this fanfiction
END CONFESSIONAL
Chris was standing on the dock as he did at the end of every episode, "So no one is eliminated this week, the challenge was definitely adrenaline fueled though wasn't it and a surprise win from Tyler, good job. Will Heather eliminate who she wants to, will Al ever get his nose fixed, it's so big and has anyone see my hairgel? Well I guess we will find out next episode won't we, or will we. See you next time on Total Drama: BACK TO THE ISLAND!"
So no one bites the dust today, I felt the need to add some of those in there, good on you Tyler, I am proud. Ezekiel and Katie both seem to have crushes, will I pair them up though hmmm, Will Gwen and Duncan get back together, it could happen, I might just make it happen. See ya guys next chapter XD.