But soon, the Chopper Pilot had turned infected, he had either been bitten or had caught the flu. He was turning into a zombie. Sailor Neptune shot the pilot and the Helicopter crashed in an industrial area in Whitney County outside of Fairfield. The Senshi Scouts got out of the helicopter wreck. Sailor Jupiter began to moan again.
"God Dammit" she grunted "Where did they buy this helicopter?! At the uh...the uh...Umm...Hold on"
"The Shitty Pilot Store?" asked Sailor Neptune
"Yeah!" replied Sailor Jupiter and walked off grunting "I hate helicopters!"
Then she saw the corpse of the dead Chopper Pilot. "Hey Michuru" she said impertinently "Here's the pilot, in case you wanna shot him again"
"Okay you know what?" replied Sailor Neptune "He was a zombie. Zombie, Zombie, Zombie. Not a pilot. He was a zombie, Makoto"
Sailor Saturn sighed and Sailor Pluto spoke. "Speak up Makoto, your voice got all muffled of you head being to far up your vagina!"
"Hey Setsuna!" retorted Sailor Jupiter "You look like shit!" and she walked off into the storage shed.
Sailor Saturn however vaguely heard it all. She spotted something. "Pills here!" she said and took them "Grabbin' pills!" Pills, or Peelz of course were Sailor Saturn's weakness. She carried on with her 'Peelz' safely in her pocket. She went into the warehouse as the other Senshi Scouts caught up. Down a few alleyways and into another warehouse where there was a Tank!
"TAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!" yelled Sailor Saturn and opened fire. Sailor Neptune opened fire but unfortunately was hit by a forklift truck that the Tank flung at her, she fell to the ground.
"CRAP! I'M DOWN!" she yelled in despair but the angry Tank began to punch her. "AAAAAARGH HE'S CRUSHING ME! HE'S CRUSHING ME!" yelled Sailor Neptune but Sailor Saturn dealt the last shot to the Tank as he fell down just next to Sailor Neptune. "Killed it!" said Sailor Saturn and then went over to Sailor Neptune and helped her up. "You'll be okay" she said while helping Sailor Neptune up. Sailor Neptune healed herself and the Senshi Scouts continued their way through the alleyways.
They passed a Steam Pipe. "Hey watch out for the god damn steam pipe" said Sailor Jupiter.
"Man" said Sailor Neptune "I love Steam."
"Oh yeah!" replied Sailor Jupiter "I love steam, I just hate the pipes."
They carried on for a bit until Sailor Jupiter saw some army vehicles. "Huh" she snorted "The Army, They're about as much use as the cops" and she carried on and to their horror, there was another tank waiting for them. "TANK!" yelled Sailor Jupiter and opened fire. It was dealt with in no time at all and the Senshi Scouts continued past some Gas Tanks.
"Hey Michuru!" she said to Sailor Neptune "Look, we're passing gas! Hahahahah!"
"Hehehehe, farting" chuckled Sailor Neptune. Sailor Saturn laughed at the joke but Sailor Pluto was standing no nonsense from Sailor Jupiter. "Ya know who's gonna survive this mess Makoto" she asked sternly "It ain't the one making jokes"
Sailor Jupiter just scoffed and they headed towards a barricade that blocked the bridge. There was a howitzer ready to be launched. "Barricade, big arse gun" said Sailor Neptune "Anyone got any ideas?"
"Eh...lets fire it so we can get across the bridge" replied Sailor Saturn and she fired the howitzer. This alerted the horde. "HERE THEY COME!" yelled Sailor Jupiter "MICHURU, JUST PRETEND THEY'RE ALL HELICOPTER PILOTS!"
"Zombie, Makoto" replied Sailor Neptune "He, was, a, zombie" and she opened fire on the horde, killed a Smoker that grabbed Sailor Saturn and a Hunter that pounced Sailor Pluto.
They fought on until the fire was out. "The fire's out" said Sailor Saturn and they crossed the bridge. Sailor Jupiter noticed the sign for Riverside that got her going again.
"Riverside?" she groaned "Oh my god I hate Canada so much! If there's one thing I hate more than vampires, it's Canada! Eh!"
"Yea" replied Sailor Neptune "Canadians are dicks!"
"Canada?" replied Sailor Saturn "Makoto, we're in Pennsylvania!"
Then Sailor Jupiter heard a Boomer. "I HEAR A BOOMER!" she yelled "And it sounded Canadian!" then she saw a Hunter. "HUNTER!" she said "It looked Canadian!"
The 2 special infected in question were soon dead and the Senshis made their way into the saferoom in a warehouse. Sailor Jupiter closed the door.
"YEAAAH! HA!" she cheered.
In the Saferoom, the Senshi Scouts were deciding what to do to escape. "Looks like we should check out that truck depot" said Sailor Jupiter. "Sounds a good idea" replied Sailor Saturn "Lets go" and they went out. Sailor Neptune opened the saferoom door and they made their way to the truck depot. The Senshi Scouts followed her behind.
They made their way through a few buildings, and Sailor Jupiter looked around at regular intervals, she spotted a recycling sign on a building. "Thanks for saving the planet recyclers" She said proudly "Mission accomplished" and then carried on but got grabbed by a Smoker. "NONONONO!" she yelled as the Smoker pulled her back. Sailor Saturn turned quickly round and got ready to shoot at the Smoker but Sailor Pluto shot first accidentally hitting Sailor Saturn and Sailor Jupiter after killing the Smoker.
"Setsuna. Come on Lady" she said to Sailor Pluto.
"Nice shot Setsuna" snarled Sailor Jupiter sarcastically "That was my ARSE!"
The Senshis continued through a container and over a lorry over to the Truck Depot itself. "Here's the truck depot" said Sailor Saturn "I knew we were gonna make it!"
"Yeah" replied Sailor Pluto "Lets find a way to get that truck down so we can get the hell outta here" Sailor Saturn vaguely heard but she was drawn to some Pain Pills. "PEELZ HERE!" she said and grabbed them. Then she noticed the generator. "We need to start up that generator!" she called to the other Senshis. Then she went and tried the generator.
The Generator spluttered as it was being brought to life. "Hurry, up up up up up up!" she pleaded as she started the generator. The Senshi Scouts got into positions with Sailor Jupiter on the Minigun. The Generator came to life and the Truck slowly began to be brought down to the ground.
"Oh shit" said Sailor Saturn and got out the way but accidentally got shot by Sailor Jupiter. "OWW! MOTHERFUCKER!" she yelled as the horde arrived. "INCOMING!" yelled Sailor Jupiter and revved up the Minigun to fight the incoming hordes. The Senshis fought on until the Tank came, but Sailor Jupiter tried the Minigun against the Tank. It worked and he fell on the floor dead.
They fought on until suddenly. The Generator Stopped. "FUCK!" yelled Sailor Jupiter "Someone turn the generator back on!" Sailor Saturn turned around and made her way quickly to the generator that had stopped. "Come on come on your motherfucking generator!" she snarled as a Tank was raging and coming towards her. She did it and the Generator came back to life. The Tank was dead in no time at all and the Truck had finally descended to the ground. "Get in the truck!" said Sailor Pluto as she dived into their like a lunatic. The Other Senshi Scouts followed suit. Sailor Jupiter took the wheel and tore out of the truck depot like a maniac. They had escaped.
Author's Notes:
This is only 1 chapter long, as I felt it was too short for 2 chapters.
PEELZ is Louis' way of saying Pills. If you've not seen the memes.
I did not play this level through beforehand, I am now gonna play Death Toll.
Next part...Death Toll
