Vamps: you can do it!

Me: no I cant!

vamps: just tell them the truth you don't own twilight or a banana

me: never you banana stealers!

vamps: she does not I repeat does not own twilight, all she has is her readers!

me: -sobbing in corner- OK fine I don't own twilight, all I have is my reviews from my loyal readers, that's something right?

Vamps: -sigh- oh all right just start your story before even your readers desert you

me: -sniffle sniffle- lets begin

after I left the classroom, I didn't know what to do, I had just wanted to make a fearless impression on him so that he would help me! when I was talking to him I got a tingly sensation my my stomach, but I pushed that thought away. I heard someone behind me, I turned and looked, it was Edward.

I'm sorry about earlier he said, but my family and I do not take kindly to human- hunters.

I laughed out loud, you actually think I hunt humans? Ha of course not! And if it hasn't occurred to you yet I too was once human!

But that's impossible he said, you are a new born at most only a month old, newborns can not resist the call of human blood.

You are lying I answer. He hesitates.

there is a legend. But I don't know the whole legend, Carlisle must know the whole story he mutters to himself. Come with me he says in a voice as sharp as knives. I match his vice and coat mine with ice, as you please...............

"Edward" he says curtly, what is your name?

Why would I tell you, a person I just met and give me 3 good reasons why I should go with you? In response he grips my wrist and the next second we're flying through open air and landing 30 feet away from where we just stood, quarreling. That is just a taste of how quick and Percival deadly I am, if I were you I would follow.

I twist out of his grasp and run into the forest. A few milliseconds later he is on top of me a hunger in his eyes I can not explain.

My shirt is torn open revealing the cheapest bra that I could find (unfortunately it is a skimpy, see through one) Edward just stares at the ripped lingerie then shakes his head as if to clear his mind. I for one have never felt so lusty and I allow myself to be dragged to his house.

When we arrive we walk into a HUGE room and I see 6 other vampires with frowns marring their beautiful faces.

The one with golden hair is obviously the leader and he gets up to greet us. That's when I see an opening, Edward has let go of my wrist and I seize this opportunity. I leap to the front door and burst outside into the fresh air. I run and run for what seems like hours and when I find a very tall tree I race up wondering how long I can hide with 7 experienced vampires after me.